Rick Hammersmith can't count worth shit.

[Guest zipperzone]

Tuesday's review of Rick Hammersmith of Calgary Canada, starts out with a long winded explanation as to why his rates may be confusing to some prospective clients.

 

He basically blames it on the exchange rate between the Canadian and US dollars. To quote "The Canadian dollar is measured differently that the US dollar"

 

I personally feel that the differance and confusion is because he can't do math for shit - or - he thinks clients are so dumb as to have no clue what the exchange rates really are (thus putting more dollars in his jeans).

 

For example:

 

(1) He says $200 US = $375 CAN. Actually it converts to $219 CAN. He's only wrong here by $156.

 

(2) He then says $250 also = $375CAN. Actually it is $274 CAN. This time he's out by $101.

 

(3) He says $600 US = $900 CAN. Actually it is $659 CAN. Here he is out by $241.

 

(4) He says $1200 US = $1800 CAN. Actually it is $1318 CAN. This time he is out by $482.

 

Rip-off artist or just plain stupid - you decide.

 

I hope he is not as far off on his dick size!

[Luv2play]

It is possible that these rates were established 3 or 4 years ago when these indeed were the exchange values between the Canadian and US currencies. There has been a dramatic devaluation of the US dollar during this time which continues apace. Some economists are now saying that the two currencies will achieve parity in the next year. Now, wouldn't that be nice for the Canadians on this board, especially those who fancy some of the American escorts that appear on this site!

[JT Brooklyn]

Exactly...That Rate Explanation was Posted in 2005...

 

Rick is a great Upfront guy...As todays Review will show for the "umpteenth" time!

[Guest Rick Hammersmith]

Zipperzone most definitely requires a reply... or perhaps I should name this vociferous and opinionated gentleman, whom I have never had the pleasure of meeting with "zipperhead".

 

Indeed the information presented at the beginning of my profile is from several years ago when the exchange rate between the Canadian dollar and the American dollar was far greater; the Canadian dollar was worth about 60 cents American. The exchange rate is something that changes daily with the stock market and is therefore impossible for me to keep editing on other websites on a consistent basis. Furthermore, about 9% of my business is done in the United States, not Canada, so stating a Canadian rate equivalent was initially just for the convenience of those very few Canadian clients who requested my service. posting such rates s a mute point when so little business is done in Canada.

 

If this zipper gentleman is the same as fellow who had the decency and courtesy to email me privately to point out this error, and to whom I responded quite professionally, I owe him the apology of not making "Daddy" aware of an updated exchange rate right away. However, if zipper, without ever having secured nor enjoyed my services in the past as an escort (which is what I am know as, not a mathematician) then he owes me an apology for implying I am a rip off artist. My clients are always satisfied and have never complained about my math skills.

[+ Charlie]

Is 9% a typo for 90%? And you mean a moot (not mute) point?

[Guest zipperzone]

>Zipperzone most definitely requires a reply... or perhaps I

>should name this vociferous and opinionated gentleman, whom I

>have never had the pleasure of meeting with "zipperhead".

 

Well actually you have - several years ago. However I doubt that it was a "pleasure" for you. As for me, it was OK - just OK. Not the worst I've ever had but not good enough to spend the time writing a review.

 

You can call me anything you want - but the name "zipperhead" is used as a derogatory name for Japanese individuals. You might be having a Don Imus moment here.

 

>Indeed the information presented at the beginning of my

>profile is from several years ago when the exchange rate

>between the Canadian dollar and the American dollar was far

>greater; the Canadian dollar was worth about 60 cents

>American. The exchange rate is something that changes daily

>with the stock market

 

(Actually it's NOT tied to the stock market, if it were you would see much more volatility)

 

>and is therefore impossible for me to

>keep editing on other websites on a consistent basis.

 

Constant basis? I hardly think that updating a piece of information that is at least 4 years out of date would qualify for the term "constant". If you think this is acceptable, then you're not much of a businessman.

 

>Furthermore, about 9% of my business is done in the United

>States, not Canada, so stating a Canadian rate equivalent was

>initially just for the convenience of those very few Canadian

>clients who requested my service. posting such rates s a mute

>point when so little business is done in Canada.

 

One wonders why?

 

>If this zipper gentleman is the same as fellow who had the

>decency and courtesy to email me privately to point out this

>error, and to whom I responded quite professionally, I owe him

>the apology of not making "Daddy" aware of an updated exchange

>rate right away. However, if zipper, without ever having

>secured nor enjoyed my services in the past as an escort

>(which is what I am know as, not a mathematician) then he owes

>me an apology for implying I am a rip off artist.

 

Let me see if I get this right. If I emailed you privately to point out the error so you could notify Daddy (years late) then that's OK.

However if I didn't go directly to the source, I should apologize to you for whatever? OK - got it.

[SAdler]

Far be it for me to but in on this one but come on. Your response to him drips with petty vengeance as you say that you two had met and you're apparently upset about it after all this time.

 

Nobody would try to pull that kind of con and it's obvious that there was just outdated information. You easily could have written him directly OR Daddy directly but instead started a thread to attack him?

 

I'm rarely ever one to butt in, exclusively on the side of the escort , one to jump into a thread this petty -- but just apologize for a mistake and be done with it.

[Guest Rick Hammersmith]

Quite honestly, I was unaware after dear HooBoy’s demise, that there was even a site that had carried on his work. Since I was out of the game full-time for some years, I was unaware my information was even still out there, until a very polite individual about a month ago made me aware privately. I was in no rush to amend, since 99% of my work is in the States, and I always correspond with my clients privately before meeting anyway, so as to clarify any questions or concerns. Yes, it was “Moot”. Thank you all for your vigilance and correction. I shall bring it to Daddy’s attention presently. Still, zippy’s hostility is astonishing to me. Seems there might be better use of time for this fellow. I must really have pissed him off all those years ago. He might have done well to post a negative review back then to warn others of my alleged stupidity and dishonesty.

[RockHard]

RE: Zippermouth's shit-filled mouth.

 

"Still, zippy’s hostility is astonishing to me."

 

It's not astonishing to many of us here.

 

Zippermouth, a name I coined for her with no affection, has a lengthy reputation here for foaming at the mouth with vile, hateful shit. This place would be far more enjoyable if she would just learn to zip it.

 

After 2000 posts on the MC, she still hasn't found happiness and wears her bitterness like some badge of honor. The fact that she carries less-than-pleasant, several-year-old memories of her experience with you and feels the need to rub-it-in and use it against you speaks volumes.

 

She's sad, pathetic and probabvly spineless. She deserves our pity. Better men would apologize. Expect more sarcasm from this unpleasant bitch.

[Guest novabear22031]

RE: Zippermouth's shit-filled mouth.

 

Zipper is one of the reasons that I don't like participating in forums - they seem to be filled with massive egos.

 

Even with Rick's response - the original post could have been framed in a kinder, gentler nature. Perhaps a gentle reminder for Rick to update his 2005 rates conversion. In particular with two reviews in 2007, and his recent posts here in the MC.

 

Being here in the US, I have chatted with Rick, and the US $ figures are correct. Being a reasonable person, I would have expected that his Canada rate would have been about $275CN. How I wish the rates were reversed!

[Guest zipperzone]

RE: Zippermouth's shit-filled mouth.

 

>"Still, zippy’s hostility is astonishing

>to me."

>

>It's not astonishing to many of us here.

>

>Zippermouth, a name I coined for her with no affection, has a

>lengthy reputation here for foaming at the mouth with vile,

>hateful shit. This place would be far more enjoyable if she

>would just learn to zip it.

 

Now that coming from RockHard is just a plain old hoot. I can't think of any poster, currently active on this board, who has spilled more poison puss and visious name calling than he has. Now the good fairy has reformed and want's to go down in history as a saint?

 

>After 2000 posts on the MC, she still hasn't found happiness

>and wears her bitterness like some badge of honor.

 

I'm quite happy thank you and I only feel bitter when I read some of the crap you get a high from sending.

 

>The fact that she carries less-than-pleasant, several-year-old >memories of her experience with you and feels the need to rub-it-in >and use it against you speaks volumes.

 

You shoulld take reading 101 again. I never said the experience was "less-than-pleasant". I said it was OK - just OK. If I wanted to I could have said it was terrible. I didn't, because it wasn't.

>She's sad, pathetic and probabvly spineless.

 

Hey - you forgot to mention fat ugly and broke. Doesn't that paint a prettier picture for you?

 

>She deserves our pity.

 

Only old queens like you hold pity parties. It won't hurt me if I'm not invited.

 

>Better men would apologize. Expect more sarcasm from

>this unpleasant bitch.

 

So sayeth the Queen of New York. You know the one I mean. The one who needs help in selecting her custom knickers and is on kissing terms with simply everybody in show biz. Probably has felated Paris Hilton on oh so many occasions.

[+ purplekow]

>Tuesday's review of Rick Hammersmith of Calgary Canada,

>starts out with a long winded explanation as to why his rates

>may be confusing to some prospective clients.

>

>He basically blames it on the exchange rate between the

>Canadian and US dollars. To quote "The Canadian dollar is

>measured differently that the US dollar"

>

>I personally feel that the differance and confusion is because

>he can't do math for shit - or - he thinks clients are so dumb

>as to have no clue what the exchange rates really are (thus

>putting more dollars in his jeans).

>

>For example:

>

>(1) He says $200 US = $375 CAN. Actually it converts to $219

>CAN. He's only wrong here by $156.

>

>(2) He then says $250 also = $375CAN. Actually it is $274 CAN.

>This time he's out by $101.

 

 

 

After Rick's picture, there is a dated letter explaining why there may be a difference in posted rates. Since this letter is clearly dated as 2005, why anyone would make a fuss about the information being out of date and incorrect is a mystery.

 

This thread seems to have been started for no other reason than to be inflammatory and I for one would ask the monitors of this board to close down this thread.

>

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

[RockHard]

RE: Zippermouth's shit-filled mouth.

 

"I can't think of any poster, currently active on this board, who has spilled more poison puss and visious name calling than he has."

 

Prove it.

 

Frankly, I don't give a shit what you "think." Your brain isn't worth anyone's admiration. Just because you have the audacity to make false statements and personal attacks in a cynical, childish, bitchy tone doesn't make any of your fantasy interpretations true. I may write with a sharp pen but I don't possess any "poison puss" and I certainly have never called anyone a vicious name (who didn't ask for it first). Spare us your sour, drama queen fantasy accusations.

 

"I'm quite happy thank you"

 

And I'm the tooth fairy. Nobody who writes the things that you do can be happy. You're only happy when you can attack. Actions may speak louder than words but your words (2 years and counting) are quite telling. I've tolerated your vicious tongue and tone ever since I joined here. It's your puss-ridden mouth that is poison.

 

"I never said the experience was "less-than-pleasant". I said it was OK - just OK."

 

To me, less-than-pleasant = OK - just OK.

 

"Hey - you forgot to mention fat ugly and broke."

 

No wonder you're so sour and hateful. Here's a tip: ESCORTS DON'T LIKE FAT, UGLY, and BROKE!

 

"Only old queens like you hold pity parties."

 

Careful, bitch, I'm not even 50 yet.

 

"It won't hurt me if I'm not invited."

 

One has to have a heart to feel hurt. Like FFF, you have no heart.

 

"So sayeth the Queen of New York. You know the one I mean. The one who needs help in selecting her custom knickers and is on kissing terms with simply everybody in show biz. Probably has felated Paris Hilton on oh so many occasions."

 

Speaking of poison puss, this last sentence reeks of jealousy, like so many of the silly and sarcastic digs you like to throw at what I know is a fabulous life. "I'm RockHard and you're NOT." I may not have licked Paris Hilton's pussy, yet, but I am a proud NYC Queen, and a successful one, too. Too bad that causes you discomfort, zippy. Your petty, jealous envy shows through in every piece of puss you write. Judging by your behavior on this board, you're a loser.

 

ps Here's another tip: LOSERS ARE NEVER SEXY.

[Luv2play]

I think this thread has degenerated into an unfortunate name-calling exercise by a couple of posters but there is some basis for the sensitivity that the original poster reveals. It is the usual practice for the relatively few American escorts who visit Canada to adjust their rates downward to reflect the weaker Canadian currency. This is why so few travelling escorts bother including Canadian cities on their tours.

 

In this case we have a Canadian escort who does most of his business in the US, and thus benefits from the exchange rate difference. Since 2003, however, the difference between the two rates has narrowed dramatically. By 2005, the rates that Hammersmith was quoting were already 2 years out of date and today are completely unrealistic.

 

It grates on Canadian clients to see such differential treatment. It was bad enough when those were the actual rates, believe me. I was always aware that when I was forking over $250US, it was costing me $375Cdn. But I just sucked it up since I was in America and I had to pay the going rate. That is no longer the case since a US dollar only costs $1.10Cdn today.

 

I think Mr Hammersmith should have made the effort to adjust his info earlier before it became a red flag. I also agree the OP might have been a little more subtle in conveying his message.

[Guest n2colour]

I think this thread has degenerated into an unfortunate name-calling exercise

 

It seems to me that it started out that way. In my experience, threads rarely rise above the tone set at the beginning. :+

[Guest zipperzone]

RE: Zippermouth's shit-filled mouth.

 

>"I can't think of any poster, currently

>active on this board, who has spilled more poison puss and

>visious name calling than he has."

>

>Prove it.

 

The proof lies in the archives. Anyone who has the inclination and the time to waste can call up dozens of your earlier posts and see for themselves. Quite frankly I have better things to do with my time. As this will be my last comment to you (on this topic) feel free to zing away. As soon as I can dredge up enough money to pay my electric bill, thus enableing me to turn on my power again, I will eagerly await more of your bon mots.