VaBallFan-Brett Holt Review

[Rod Hagen]

Fucking Hot review. Thanks for the morning woody.

 

http://www.RodHagen.com

310.360.9890

-Hagen

[Fin Fang Foom]

Since there's been such fanfare regarding Brett Holt I went out and rented one of his porn videos (no, not the tickle video he's in) - "Constructing Porn".

 

For those of you who care, the production values are similar to those of the beheading videos coming out of Iraq and using my 10 Jerks Scale, it gets 4 jerks. (This is not to be confused with the Jerk Scale that uses Donnie as its apotheosis.)

 

Brett Holt is in the final scene and he's easy on the eye. A natural body with an attractively hairy chest. However, and you just knew there would be a "however", the 8-9" that reviewers reference is not on display in the video. A reasonbable estimate would give Mr. Holt a fraction over 6.5" but not 7". You ladies need to learn how to use a ruler.

 

In the video, Mr. Holt is an energetic bottom and a cum-eater - both his own and the top's. In fact, he asked the top to feed him more.

 

That's good enough for me.

 

Deliciously yours,

 

FFF

[+ Axiom2001]

I just completed reading this very well-written, hot review and am glad someone began a thread. While I read I asked myself if I should begin one.

 

From what VaBall wrote, I am destined to see Mr.Holt before this year ends. I think we would connect and that I would have a sizzling time with him. Although I have yet to be with Kristian (LA), I, too, would like a 3way with him and Brett. Also, while I read the review, I thought of my love in San Francisco, Ricardo: I thought it'd be truly scorching :9 if he would be willing to have a 3way which included Brett!

 

I'm glad this year has just begun! Ouchhhhhh! :9 :9 Axiom

[vabballfan]

>For those of you who care, the production values are similar

>to those of the beheading videos coming out of Iraq and using

>my 10 Jerks Scale, it gets 4 jerks.

 

I can truly understand why people get pissed off at your bitchy posts. What a fucking attitude you have - you need to hire someone and get some - maybe you'd be a happier person.

 

Checkout Manplay 17 and Manplay 18 from Titan Media. Brett tops and bottoms in both of them (and with plenty of skill, I might add).

 

>Brett Holt is in the final scene and he's easy on the eye. A

>natural body with an attractively hairy chest. However, and

>you just knew there would be a "however", the 8-9" that

>reviewers reference is not on display in the video. A

>reasonbable estimate would give Mr. Holt a fraction over 6.5"

>but not 7". You ladies need to learn how to use a ruler.

 

FUCK OFF. I'm not a lady, I'm all man. And Brett is plenty more than 7 inches. You need to get your eyes checked. If you have glasses, get new ones. If you don't have glasses, you need them.

 

I happen to be 7 inches long and 6 inches around and Brett is definitely at least an inch (probably closer to 1 1/2 to 2 inches) longer than I am and at least as thick - probably thicker. I know - our hardons were together and there was a lot more to his than mine. I've measured my own dick with a ruler - I know how big I am and I know Brett's bigger.

 

As far as telling me I need to learn to use a ruler - you probably use the side divided into centimeters and think your "10" is ten inches instead of 10 centimeters (4 inches, fool).

 

I've bottomed for Brett in three different sessions - I know firsthand how big his cock is.

[vabballfan]

>I just completed reading this very well-written, hot review

 

Thanks. I'm glad it finally got published.

 

>From what VaBall wrote, I am destined to see Mr.Holt before

>this year ends. I think we would connect and that I would

>have a sizzling time with him.

 

I suspect you will have a great time with him. He's a great guy - not your typical escort. I think he does it more for the sex than the money.

 

>Although I have yet to be with

>Kristian (LA), I, too, would like a 3way with him and Brett.

 

You would love Kristian too. And I'm sure a three way with Kristian and Brett would probably ignite the bed linens and drapes.

 

>Also, while I read the review, I thought of my love in San

>Francisco, Ricardo: I thought it'd be truly scorching :9 if he

>would be willing to have a 3way which included Brett!

 

From the reviews I've read on Ricardo, he and Brett together would be really hot.

[KY_TOP]

>Fucking Hot review.

 

I just added him to my list, now I just got to get to San Francisco. :+

[vabballfan]

He's worth the trip. I know (from your posts) that you are all top and he will be a pig bottom for you. I suspect that you would really get into power topping him and I'm sure he wouldn't complain one bit.

 

As good a top as he is, he's as good on bottom as on top. He's the "Timex" of bottom boys - "take a lickin' and keeps on tickin'".

 

From my experience, he'd be at home with a client that was bottom only, versatile or top only. I think he "leans" towards bottom because he has been a bottom more than a top in his private life. I didn't have much trouble getting him to "lean" towards top and then "lean" towards bottom.

[Chuck50]

And the rest of the world would be ignited too. HUGS

[Txpaytoplay]

Whew!!!!

I think I got my cardio exercise in for the day!!!

[Fin Fang Foom]

>>For those of you who care, the production values are

>similar

>>to those of the beheading videos coming out of Iraq and

>using

>>my 10 Jerks Scale, it gets 4 jerks.

>

>I can truly understand why people get pissed off at your

>bitchy posts. What a fucking attitude you have - you need to

>hire someone and get some - maybe you'd be a happier person.

 

 

Actually, unlike some people (Paging VaBallFan!) I don't have to pay for it.

 

But I appreciate the suggestion.

 

Oh, and by the way, you obviously don't know how to use a ruler.

 

Appreciatively yours,

 

FFF

[Guest alanm]

I have read nearly every one of VaBall's many, many reviews and have yet to find any mention of what the escorts are like as people.

I am amazed that anyone would write such a long review, just as amazed that anyone would read the entire review.

 

I will say this for VaBall, he may not have much interest or skills in dealing with people as people, but no one gives more details on the sex. For that, he deserves much credit. Since many of the escorts, whom he reviews (Bruno, Jonathan, Kristian), have many

reviews that spell out what nice guys they are, VaBall provides a valuable service. I look forward to his next review.

[+ Lucky]

"Actually, unlike some people (Paging VaBallFan!) I don't have to pay for it."

 

Don't you just love it when someone trots this one out? Especially on an escort web site.

 

Well,I have seen FFF's picture, and ...

 

[vabballfan]

>Actually, unlike some people (Paging VaBallFan!) I don't have

>to pay for it.

 

What are you doing on an escort review site then? You probably can't get escorts that will take money from you.

 

>Oh, and by the way, you obviously don't know how to use a

>ruler.

 

I'm sure you have brown eyes because you're full of shit.

 

No more responses to you, FFF. You're obviously in another world and don't know what you're talking about.

[vabballfan]

>I have read nearly every one of VaBall's many, many reviews

>and have yet to find any mention of what the escorts are like

>as people.

 

To be honest with you, it is very difficult for me to determine what an escort is like as a person on a one or two hour call. I'm not in a relationship with them or contemplating a relationship with them. Let's be realistic, most guys hire escorts for sex. I think that's what a review of an escort should be - what services they provide as an escort, how well do they provide those services, do they represent themselves accurately, do they perform the services they advertise (i.e., if they advertise as versatile will they top and bottom). I don't expect a review to be a personality assessment. I don't know about anyone else's motivation, but I generally hire an escort "to do the nasty" not to be a confidant, lifelong friend or my "significant other". I would certainly mention the escort's personality if they were unpleasant to be around.

 

>I am amazed that anyone would write such a long review, just

>as amazed that anyone would read the entire review.

 

I tend to pay a lot of attention to a long review. I felt it was important to write the review as it was written because it expressed the total experience I had with Brett.

 

>Since many of the escorts, whom he reviews (Bruno,

>Jonathan, Kristian), have many reviews that spell out

>what nice guys they are, VaBall provides a valuable

>service. I look forward to his next review.

 

Thanks for the complement. I'll seriously have to consider whether to post more reviews when people (like FFF) question my description of the encounter when I am relating what my experience was. Maybe Brett would only be 7 inches long with FFF - he probably wouldn't be turned on in the least.

[Chuck50]

I think it was one of the Best reviews that I have read you said it all except heritage of his parents. LOL Thanks for such detail and all that many of us are looking for. HUGS VA Chuck

[Okliehomo]

I agree. It was a great review. After all, I think that the purpose of a review is to inform us so that we can make an informed decision about whether or not we want to hire the guy. And that review made me not only want to hire Brett but also Jax Thorne and I am going to give it my best shot to do just that. Certainly beats the Hell out of one of those "and the details must stay between me and the escort" reviews.....I hate those. Why bother?? So, thanks for the late evening woody, too. Not that I need the inspiration...I'm meeting Rafael Carreras tomorrow....

 

Okiehomo

[Argos]

I have actually hired Brett on several occasions. There is no way he is only 6.5 or 7. I am 7 and know that he tops me in size by at least 1 1/2 inches. I have seen his movies and I can see how someone would assume he is around 6.5 or 7. It may be that he doesn't have a full hardon in the flix, because I know from personal experience that when his cock is rock hard it is at least 8 1/2 inches. The next time I am with him I will ask if I can personally measure it and then post my findings on this board. He is also incredibly thick, and not typically being a bottom, I could barely stand to take all of him when he topped me. Brett is an insatiable bottom and very responsive. To top it off, he is a helluva nice guy and extremely versatile. I try to hook up with him whenever I am in San Francisco and always leave his place with a huge grin on my face.

[vabballfan]

>I know from personal experience that when his cock is rock

>hard it is at least 8 1/2 inches.

 

Thanks for confirming my assessment of Mr. Holt's incredible cock. I don't know about you, but his cock was as hard as a steel bar the entire time he was in bed with me on all three occasions - on two occasions even after he came he stayed hard and kept on going.

 

>The next time I am with him

>I will ask if I can personally measure it and then post my

>findings on this board.

 

I wouldn't ask him to that myself since I don't doubt that his claims of being 8 x 6.5 are above his actual size.

 

>He is also incredibly thick, and not

>typically being a bottom, I could barely stand to take all of

>him when he topped me.

 

Amen to the thick part - love it. As for me, being versatile, I loved the fact that he was the size he is and loved every minute of him being on top.

 

>Brett is an insatiable bottom and very

>responsive. To top it off, he is a helluva nice guy and

>extremely versatile. I try to hook up with him whenever I am

>in San Francisco and always leave his place with a huge grin

>on my face.

 

Thank god is extremely versatile - not just an insatiable bottom but an insatiable top also. I had a huge grin on my face during and after all three of my times with him also. Anxiously waiting for the next time. His next trip east and I'm there.

[Guest alanm]

No one takes FFF seriously. You are a unique and valuable person on this site, forget about him. On getting to know the escort as a person: I spent overnights with Kristian and Jonathan (separately).

There is plenty of time for sex, but you also get to know the escort a little better, particuarly if the ecorts is an interesting person - certainly the case with these two guys.

 

I am not saying that me approach is better than your's -- it isn't, just different. Think about giving it a try with Kristian, you may be surprised about the differences in the client/escort experience.

 

Alan

[+ Axiom2001]

I thought this thread was about the review of Brett Holt. I never expected to read the personal attacks on the reviewer of him.

 

COme on guys, please show your true maturity! :-) Axiom

[Guest youngswede]

RE: Brett Holt Reviews

 

Thanks to all those who have been discussing my cock size and pleasurability factors ;-)

 

I have just today looked at this part of the Hooboys website for the first time and must say, that I am surprised at the "length" of discussion or the discussion of my length/girth, but gentlemen, I leave you with this...

 

I aim to please and be several steps above the 90+ % of escorts available out there and simply offer to you that if you have any question regarding my physical characteristics and ability to please that you contact me and I will certainly provide you with the satisfaction you seek ;-)

 

Thank you and sincerely.

Brett Holt

415-515-2986

1-800-204-4120

[Chuck50]

RE: Brett Holt Reviews

 

Good Job Brett we love ya HUGS Chuck

[Guest youngswede]

RE: Brett Holt Reviews

 

Thank you Chuck and to all the guys who have been sending me such very nice emails and scheduling appointments ;-)

 

I have attained a good reputation for servicing my clients to their satisfaction, which according to my clients experiences, seemingly counters many other escorts out there. I do actually enjoy what I do and share with the men I meet and have no problem letting that be known! :-)

 

Warmly, Brett Holt

415-515-2986 or 1-800-204-4120

http://www.male4malescorts.com/reviews/brettsf.html

[Rick Munroe]

>Thanks for the morning woody.

 

Woodlawn finally wrote a review?? :o