BRUNO GAUCHO WANT TO EVERYBODY ...

[Guest BrunoGaucho]

HELLO HOOBOY

 

WHY DO YOU NOT ANSWER ME??

 

I SENDED 3 EMAIL TO YOU..

 

POR FAVOR PECA AO RODRIGO ME ESCREVER..

ACABEI DE CHEGAR DE BH...

 

THANK YOU..

 

BRUNO GAUCHO DIRETAMENTE DO BRAZIL...

 

 

>Just goes to show you how much crap you spew here. Maybe I

>speak fluent Portugese, or maybe I have friends that do. la

>di da.

>

>Benjamin Nicholas is a good guy. We are friends, but he has

>a bf and I do not intefere in those arenas.

>

>Ben meant no harm, I am sure.

>

>It is only you Ms. FFF that goes for the jugular and I regret

>that I am on a new computer, just flew in from Paris after

>being there only one day, am a little tired and did not have

>time to spell chek (sic) while you adjusted your rug.

>

>Bitchilly yours,

>

>m

>

>BTW, I do find your posts amusing, including this one and I

>wish you a great New Year and I hope you get some sex someday

>because you are in need of a really great blow job.

>

>

 

 

BRUNO GAÚCHO

 

email: intenso-prazer@bol.com.br

website: http://www.intensoprazer.hpg.com.br

[+ Lucky]

We are all looking forward to this story! If you were going to Rio and ended up in Paris, it must have been a real adventure!

[ad rian]

>If it's a crucifixion you're looking for, you're looking at

>the wrong piece of wood kiddos

 

Be, don't let the old Queens get to you! I'd rather have you than Bruno on any day!! His routine is getting old. Am I the only one who finds it an odd coincidence that Bruno's M4M resurection has ocurred just when Trilingual or was that "Trisexual" supposedly retired to Brazil?

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Holy Mary, Mother of God...

 

 

If i had thought this would turn into this much of a thread, i would have simply saved my thoughts for another day.

 

Guys, i know that many of you hold Bruno close to you for one reason or another and my intentions remain the best towards him. With people spewing such heavy words as 'racism' in their replies, i can see that this is quickly becoming an angry mob of which i would rather not partake.

 

HB~ for whatever it's worth, i'm glad you clarified your former statement to keep me from looking like a complete jerk. I would think you know me well enough to know that my initial comments weren't spiteful in context. 'Pissing' in Mr. Gaucho's Cornflakes is the last thing i want to do, especially considering watersports aren't my speciality

 

I will, however, say this: I apologize for how much crap this has caused everyone. In advertising they say that 'any publicity is good publicity' but in this instance i will forgo any doubts about where i stand on this board and any 'publicity' it may have brought. I've always written with class & integrity and will continue to do so. If my initial posting above has 'soured' you towards me, then simply do not read any of my future postings or feel free to send me a private email for further discussion. That being said, i hope we can get on with things, party our tuccus's off tonight and go onto bigger & better things.

 

 

 

Happy 2003 fellas

 

 

Warmest Regards,

 

 

Benjamin Nicholas

Escort@ChiKindaKid.com

http://www.ChiKindaKid.com

[jackhammer91406]

Still a class act. I can attest to how much strong response can be generated from a simple unintended remark. I am told it's the nature of a message board sometimes. Good of you to render an apology proving you are what most of us all thought you to be. A nice guy at heart.

Happy 2003 to you.

[VaHawk]

AMEN!!!!!! :-)

[Guest BrunoGaucho]

Que deus o tenha!!!

 

>AMEN!!!!!! :-)

[HooBoy]

Hey Benjamin,

 

You and I have a similar quirky sense of humor and face it, some folks just do not understand Jack Benny yet. I mean, what's the deal with Rochester?

 

I wish you and yours a wonderful 2003 and I wish you could have been with me at Grandmas....it was hopping!!!

 

I was even going to move your phone number a couple of notches up on my speed dial, but my cell phone was stolen with my computer, so all my phone numbers are gawn. 'Course, the phone was immediately shut down for the terminally paranoid.

 

:+

[Guest Bitchboy]

Something very strange is going on here. I agree with HooBoy and BG in the same thread. I hope this doesn't foretell what's in store for the coming year.

[Southern Blue Suicide]

(aside to Benjamin)

 

Watch out! That little post counter at the top holds status on the message board. Once it reaches 1,000 that qualifies you for Windsor status. Only then may you refer to yourself in third person in your posts & Jeff Probst will magically appear with the keys to one of those leftover Pontiac Azteks. Plus, you don't want to piss off He-kira's fan base.

[trilingual]

Greetings from Rio, and here's a news flash: I STILL HAVEN'T MET BRUNO GAUCHO. (Who, by the way, lives in the interior of São Paulo state, from what I understand.) And, sorry to spoil Auntie Semitic's endless conspiracy theory once again, but I've been so busy with guys who come closer to my exacting criteria than Bruno (not to mention who are closer at hand) that it's just possible I may never meet him. However, from the few e-mails we've exchanged, he seems like like a remarkably nice, hard-working kid who's doing everything he can to get ahead in life. Exactly like so many of his other delightful countrymen. I certainly hope Auntie S and the Toxic One can somehow climb out of their acid vats during 2003, take a trip to Brazil (instead of pretending to have been here), get fucked silly by some megahunks, and develop an ENTIRELY new outlook on life. It's done wonders for some other old, tired, worn-out queens. I'm sure it will have a restorative effect on them, too. Life's just to short to spend it with the dial permanently set on "bitch!" }(

 

 

Hoo: have an absolutely fabuloso time in SP and Rio. Sorry our itineraries are exactly opposite and we'll cross tracks. How's that hotel in SP working out?

 

Bruno: Um felisíssimo ano novo para você, cheio de saúde, amor, prosperidade e sucesso do seu amigo internêtico. E escreva o que quiser aqui e ignore totalmente qualquer coisa colocada por aqueles nojentos. A maioria da gente aqui e boa, como você já deve saber. Grande abraço, e talvez um dia a gente se conhece em pessoa.

 

To all: Best wishes for a happy new year. May it be as joyous as the one I hope to have in 2003, now that I'm finally retired!

[ad rian]

>It's done wonders for some

>other old, tired, worn-out queens. I'm sure it will have a

>restorative effect on them, too. Life's just to short to

>spend it with the dial permanently set on "bitch!" }(

 

I guess you have not been there long enough for the palliative effects you mention to be evident in either the frequency or the froth of your posts here?!

[Guest BrunoGaucho]

>Greetings from Rio, and here's a news flash: I STILL HAVEN'T

>MET BRUNO GAUCHO. (Who, by the way, lives in the interior of

>São Paulo state, from what I understand.) And, sorry to spoil

>Auntie Semitic's endless conspiracy theory once again, but

>I've been so busy with guys who come closer to my exacting

>criteria than Bruno (not to mention who are closer at hand)

>that it's just possible I may never meet him. However, from

>the few e-mails we've exchanged, he seems like like a

>remarkably nice, hard-working kid who's doing everything he

>can to get ahead in life. Exactly like so many of his other

>delightful countrymen. I certainly hope Auntie S and the

>Toxic One can somehow climb out of their acid vats during

>2003, take a trip to Brazil (instead of pretending to have

>been here), get fucked silly by some megahunks, and develop an

>ENTIRELY new outlook on life. It's done wonders for some

>other old, tired, worn-out queens. I'm sure it will have a

>restorative effect on them, too. Life's just to short to

>spend it with the dial permanently set on "bitch!" }(

>

>

>Hoo: have an absolutely fabuloso time in SP and Rio. Sorry

>our itineraries are exactly opposite and we'll cross tracks.

>How's that hotel in SP working out?

>

>Bruno: Um felisíssimo ano novo para você, cheio de saúde,

>amor, prosperidade e sucesso do seu amigo internêtico. E

>escreva o que quiser aqui e ignore totalmente qualquer coisa

>colocada por aqueles nojentos. A maioria da gente aqui e boa,

>como você já deve saber. Grande abraço, e talvez um dia a

>gente se conhece em pessoa.

 

TRILINGUAL AGRADECO OS ELOGIOS E QUE VOCE TENHA UM GRANDE 2003 TAMBEM.

 

PARABENS PELO PERFEITO PORTUGUES...

 

SIM TRILINGUAL NA MEDIDA DO POSSIVEL SEMPRE ESCREVEREI..

 

E NENHUMA DESTAS PESSOAS NUNCA IRAM TIRAR MEU BRILHO...

 

NAO IMAGINAVA SER TAO POPULAR, MAS A MINHA SIMPATIA E HUMILDADE CONQUISTA CADA DIA MAIS PESSOAS...

 

MUITO OBRIGADO..

 

BEIJOS..

 

BRUNO GAUCHO..

 

>

>To all: Best wishes for a happy new year. May it be as

>joyous as the one I hope to have in 2003, now that I'm finally

>retired!

>

>

>

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>TRILINGUAL AGRADECO OS ELOGIOS E QUE VOCE TENHA UM GRANDE

>2003 TAMBEM.

>

>PARABENS PELO PERFEITO PORTUGUES...

>

>SIM TRILINGUAL NA MEDIDA DO POSSIVEL SEMPRE ESCREVEREI..

>

>E NENHUMA DESTAS PESSOAS NUNCA IRAM TIRAR MEU BRILHO...

>

>NAO IMAGINAVA SER TAO POPULAR, MAS A MINHA SIMPATIA E

>HUMILDADE CONQUISTA CADA DIA MAIS PESSOAS...

>

>MUITO OBRIGADO..

>

>BEIJOS..

>

>BRUNO GAUCHO..

 

Here is the translation using AltaVista's Babel Fish Translator:

 

"TRILINGUAL AGRADECO The COMPLIMENTS And THAT VOCE HAS GREAT A 2003 TAMBEM. PARABENS FOR THE PERFECT PORTUGUESE... YES TRILINGUAL IN THE MEASURE OF THE POSSIVEL ALWAYS I WILL WRITE. E NONE Of These PEOPLE NEVER IRAM TO TAKE OFF MY BRIGHTNESS... NAO IMAGINED TO BE POPULAR TAO, BUT MY AFFECTION And HUMILDADE CONQUEST EACH DAY MORE PEOPLE... VERY OBLIGED. KISSES. BRUNO GAUCHO."

 

 

Something's rotten in Brazil.

 

I am still..........

 

Suspiciously yours,

 

FFF

[trilingual]

>TRILINGUAL AGRADECO OS ELOGIOS E QUE VOCE TENHA UM GRANDE 2003 >TAMBEM.

 

>PARABENS PELO PERFEITO PORTUGUES...

 

>SIM TRILINGUAL NA MEDIDA DO POSSIVEL SEMPRE ESCREVEREI..

 

>E NENHUMA DESTAS PESSOAS NUNCA IRAM TIRAR MEU BRILHO...

 

>NAO IMAGINAVA SER TAO POPULAR, MAS A MINHA SIMPATIA E HUMILDADE >CONQUISTA CADA DIA MAIS PESSOAS...

 

>MUITO OBRIGADO..

 

>BEIJOS..

 

>BRUNO GAUCHO..

 

A non-Babelfish translation (it's not very good on Portuguese, for some reason):

 

"Trilingual, thanks for the kind words and have a great 2003, too. Congratulations on your perfect Portuguese. . . [i only wish it were perfect, but it's kind of Bruno to say that!]

 

Yes, Trilingual, to the extent possible I'll continue posting here. . .

 

And nobody here will rain on my parade [the original doesn't translate exactly] . .

 

I never thought I'd become so popular, but my personality and lack of attitude seem to win over more people day by day. . .

 

Many thanks. . .

 

Kisses. . .

 

Bruno Gaucho"

 

And there you have it. If your taste runs towards very-well-endowed blond cherubs, Bruno's your guy. Book those trips to Brazil, or wait for Bruno's next trip to the U.S.

[+ Lucky]

It's funny how things get lost in the translation, but I could swear he said he wanted to hurry back to the US so he can fuck me silly!

[Boston Guy]

You have me really 'laughing out loud'!!

 

BG

[Cooper]

>It's funny how things get lost in the translation, but I

>could swear he said he wanted to hurry back to the US so he

>can fuck me silly!

>--------HEY LUCKY, Be careful with "camp humor", your buddy

:-( t-buns, oops, h-andy, ooops again, stan or is it andy, oh! what duh "fucka" doesn't appreciate it. :+ See ya tonight. C

[Guest Love Bubble Butt]

Too funny. We need more of this.

 

By the way, can I watch?

[Guest fukamarine]

>>--------HEY LUCKY, Be careful with "camp humor", your

>buddy

> :-( t-buns, oops, h-andy, ooops again, stan or is it andy,

>oh! what duh "fucka" doesn't appreciate it.

 

As if you care - go ahead - hurt my feelings - I can take it. If I find it's too much to bear I'll just bore you with 27 posts about how depressed I am and how I almost offed myself. Then you can laugh about that too.

 

fukamarine

[Guest fukamarine]

>>--------HEY LUCKY, Be careful with "camp humor", your

>buddy

> :-( t-buns, oops, h-andy, ooops again, stan or is it andy,

>oh! what duh "fucka" doesn't appreciate it.

 

As if you care - go ahead - hurt my feelings - I can take it. If I find it's too much to bear I'll just bore you with 27 posts about how depressed I am and how I almost offed myself. Then you can laugh about that too.

 

fukamarine

[+ Lucky]

Can you watch? You mean watch Bruno fuck me? Absolutely not! This is private. I don't want you guys seeing me howl!

Or did you want to watch Cooper and fukmarine tangle? I am sure that is going to be a short-lived dance.

[+ Lucky]

Can you watch? You mean watch Bruno fuck me? Absolutely not! This is private. I don't want you guys seeing me howl!

Or did you want to watch Cooper and fukmarine tangle? I am sure that is going to be a short-lived dance.

[Cooper]

>>>--------HEY LUCKY, Be careful with "camp humor", your

>>buddy

>> :-( t-buns, oops, h-andy, ooops again, stan or is it

>andy,

>>oh! what duh "fucka" doesn't appreciate it.

>

>As if you care - go ahead - hurt my feelings - I can take it.

>If I find it's too much to bear I'll just bore you with 27

>posts about how depressed I am and how I almost offed myself.

>Then you can laugh about that too.

>

>fukamarine.......Hey F-buns, just a "brief" note to say I'm really sorry for that last post, try to forget it, ok. I must learn to be more sensitive to people who suffer with multiple-personality-disorders. Happy New Year Big Guy!

[Cooper]

>>>--------HEY LUCKY, Be careful with "camp humor", your

>>buddy

>> :-( t-buns, oops, h-andy, ooops again, stan or is it

>andy,

>>oh! what duh "fucka" doesn't appreciate it.

>

>As if you care - go ahead - hurt my feelings - I can take it.

>If I find it's too much to bear I'll just bore you with 27

>posts about how depressed I am and how I almost offed myself.

>Then you can laugh about that too.

>

>fukamarine.......Hey F-buns, just a "brief" note to say I'm really sorry for that last post, try to forget it, ok. I must learn to be more sensitive to people who suffer with multiple-personality-disorders. Happy New Year Big Guy!