Language Barriers/ Thick Accents

[ad rian]

A couple of recent escort experiences have led me to wonder if I prefer an escort to be minimally proficient in English. Two recent escorts - one from Brazil (not Bruno) and one from Peru - kept saying excuse me or something to that effect. Overall, the experiences were satisfactory, but I wonder do other people get more turned on or more bored and friustrated by language barriers and impenetrable accents with escorts?

[hiJinX]

I was hanging out with a Brazillian guy once and came to the realization that my sacastic wit was completely lost on him..leaving me with very litte to say.

 

I gave him a hummer and it was all good. :9

[+ Charlie]

Since I consider communication extremely important in any social situation, and particularly one as intimate as sexual intercourse, I want my escort to be fairly fluent in some language that I am also fluent in. I want him to understand when I say, "I'm sorry, but that it just too big for my little hole," or ask "Do you have any mouthwash?" or "How many more times do you intend to cum?"

 

I think it doubles the fun when we can both converse in more than one language.

[CT Dick]

I had the experience of picking up an Albanian hustler in Zagreb, Croatia. He spoke no English and I speak neither Albanian nor Croat.

 

He took me to the train station where he found another hustler who spoke English to work out the details and we were off to my hotel.

 

It was one of the best escort experiences I've had. We spoke to each other in our native tongues ( ) and the tone, along with what we were also doing, got the point across.

 

Dick

[+ nycman]

I don't think you have to have a language in common with someone to have sexual rapport.

 

But it helps if the language you don't understand is Italian.

 

- Madonna

[hiJinX]

reminds me of the time I was at a hotel that was also housing a contingent of Russian soldiers being trained in the US (anti-terrorist stuff). These were the most amazing looking men I have ever seen and they all wore speedos in the pool.:9

I asked a friend "How do you say, drag me back to your rooms and gangbang me for days" in Russian?.., to which he replied "Fuck me is pretty universal".

 

True?

[trilingual]

In ad rian's case, let's all hope (for the sake of the escorts) that the guys he hires don't speak a word of English. Then they won't be able to understand ad rian's endlessly repetitive rants, raves, conspiracy theories, anti-Israel diatribes, etc. With all that going on, there'd never be any time to get down to sex, and then ad rian would be posting bad reviews. . . }(

[+ Lucky]

Personally, I send every escort I hire to language school before he comes over. This is much better than the ettiquette class I used to use because this way they understand me perfectly when I instruct them to put the hard penis in the tight hole.

Upon leaving, though, I do give them a copy of Miss Manners Guide to Polite Rimming.

[ad rian]

>In ad rian's case, let's all hope (for the sake of the

>escorts) that the guys he hires don't speak a word of English.

> Then they won't be able to understand ad rian's endlessly

>repetitive rants, raves, conspiracy theories, anti-Israel

>diatribes, etc. With all that going on, there'd never be any

>time to get down to sex, and then ad rian would be posting bad

>reviews. . . }(

 

Wow, that was constructive! It seems that on another thread when you abandoned Stalinist rhetoric and nativist denials, you seemed to admit many of my contentions about Israel. We are making progress. Have you started taking your Meds again?

[ad rian]

>Upon leaving, though, I do give them a copy of Miss Manners

>Guide to Polite Rimming.

 

which edition?:7

[trilingual]

Well, see, "ad rian," that's one of the differences between us. I take my meds faithfully, and have for years. It's a shame that can't be said about you.

[ad rian]

>Well, see, "ad rian," that's one of the differences between

>us. I take my meds faithfully, and have for years. It's a

>shame that can't be said about you.

 

The best Meds in the world are hot young twink bottoms, and I take them just as regularly and just as often as I can find them!

:9