I Prefer The Original Model Because The Truth Hurts

[+ Gar1eth]

I was shopping on my couturier Walmart's private website for some shirts. They have  a new option where you can pick the model. You enter your size and height. They then offer you a selection of models that you can choose. Once chosen they appear in the shirt you are looking at. 
 

The guy on the left is the original model in the ad. The guy on the right is my 'selected' modeling using my stats. As I said in the title of this thread, "The truth hurts."

I showed this to a 'buddy' of mine. He said he liked the guy on the right-which is luckily why he likes me. I told him I like the guy on the left-which is more like him. So we're a perfect match this way.  
 

Edited Saturday at 09:37 PM by Gar1eth

[samhexum]

16 hours ago, Gar1eth said:

They then offer you a selection of models that you can choose. 
 

So Walmart has gobbled up market share in everything else and now they are peddling flesh?!?!? 
 

 

Edited Saturday at 06:31 PM by samhexum
because it's too $&@?ing cold out to do anything else

[+ Gar1eth]

19 hours ago, Gar1eth said:

I was shopping on my couturier Walmart's private website for some shirts. They have  a new option where you can pick the model. You enter your size and height. They then offer you a selection of models that you can choose. Once chosen they appear in the shirt you are looking at. 
 

The guy on the left is the original model in the ad. The guy on the right is my 'selected' modeling using my stats. As I said in the title of this thread, "The truth hurts."

I showed this to a 'buddy' of mine. He said he liked the guy on the right-which is luckily why he likes me. I told him I like the guy on the left-which is more like him. So we're a perfect match this way.  
 

Come to think of it about 14 years ago I actually had a hook-up with a guy very similar to the one on the right. He wasn't quite as big, and he looked more stocky/fire-hydrantish muscular than this guy. But there is def a facial resemblance-esp if this guy's face was a bit less puffy. 

[+ PhileasFogg]

I’m ecstatic for you both 

👰‍♂️ 🤵‍♂️ 

[+ purplekow]

Strictly from a shirt point of view, the thinner man wears the shirt better and it fits his body better.  The heavier man definitely should not be buying that shirt.  IMO

[+ Gar1eth]

52 minutes ago, purplekow said:

Strictly from a shirt point of view, the thinner man wears the shirt better and it fits his body better.  The heavier man definitely should not be buying that shirt.  IMO

From personal experience being an **executive** cut kind of guy, that's the way a lot of shirts fit because of the corpulence of the ^neck,  shoulders and the upper chest pull the shirt up that way. Unless I were to get bespoke shirts, it's very likely a large majority of my shirts are going to be like that. 
 

 

**Point of Information:  Executive Cut used to be called "Portly."  But I figure they changed it because we "portly" people didn't like being called "portly."

 

^ That actually brings up a story. In October 2017 I had my thyroid taken out due to cancer. My sister came in to help me during the post-surgical period. On a follow-up with the surgeon, he  seemed to imply that the surgery had taken longer than usual. I asked him about it. He said I had a short, thick neck which made it more difficult.
 

A month later at Thanksgiving I had traveled home. My sister was there. I was relating what the surgeon said. My sister said yes he told me that at the time. I think she didn't tell me because she was trying to spare my feelings. 🤭🤭

Edited Saturday at 11:03 PM by Gar1eth

[+ Gar1eth]

51 minutes ago, PhileasFogg said:

I’m ecstatic for you both 

👰‍♂️ 🤵‍♂️ 

Well I only met the guy 14 years ago once. I didn't live here then. And you know how these things go. As for my current  buddy, aside from his taste in heavy metal music, I quite enjoy being with him. He's a good cuddler. 
 

Question -why is the guy on the left wearing a headdress. Is he the Sheik of Araby by chance? 

[+ PhileasFogg]

20 minutes ago, Gar1eth said:

 

20 minutes ago, Gar1eth said:

Question -why is the guy on the left wearing a headdress. Is he the Sheik of Araby by chance? 

Cross dressing 

[jeezifonly]

There is digital manipulation of the fabric - the scale of the repeat does not match in the two sizes, so nothing about the two photos have the relative scale of one garment. 

Make an appointment with their tailor.