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I’m scrolling through listings again, and who do I see?
My massage guys — with the exact same photos using since before half of TikTok existed.

These men have not aged a single day. Same face. Same glow. Same suspiciously perfect skin. I’m convinced their camera roll contains exactly same 5 pictures, and they have been recycling it since the iPhone 7 era.

Meanwhile, I went from “young adult with potential” to “late-30s person who now injures himself by sleeping wrong.”
Every time I stand up, my body glitches like a buffering livestream, so more massages, but them? Nope. Eternal. Untouched. Preserved like a limited-edition action figure.

At this point, I’m convinced they are not massage providers, but clearly running some kind of vampire-inspired youth maintenance program.
Honestly in the wrong field. If I had his anti-aging secret, I’d be selling subscription plans. Not agism but I am truly amazed.

My List (except first not in particular order), I am frequent to NY so I have clearly city bias here. Do you have any?:

 

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Gay Masseur BestBodyMassage in New York City, NY offering a wide range of massages experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue.

 

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Gay Masseur GUSTAVO in Manhattan, NY offering a wide range of massages experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue.

 

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Gay Masseur PashaNYC in Manhattan, NY offering a wide range of massages experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue.

 

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Gay Masseur Alex_muscles in Manhattan, NY offering a wide range of massages experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue.

 

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Gay Masseur Euroguy_Madrid in Manhattan, NY offering a wide range of massages experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue.

 

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Gay Masseur AndresNYC in Manhattan, NY offering a wide range of massages experienced in therapeutic, sensual, swedish, hotStone, deepTissue.

 

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Old pics is annoying for sure.  Sometimes if the phone is in the pic you can sometimes get an idea of how old it is.  Like if it's only got one camera lens on it you know it's vintage!

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They could be taking good care of themselves, but I know that a few of them are already in their 40s and 50s even if their profile lists them as being in their 30s

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