Eternal Youth? Must Be Nice !!!

[+ Jamesp]

I’m scrolling through listings again, and who do I see?
My massage guys — with the exact same photos using since before half of TikTok existed.

These men have not aged a single day. Same face. Same glow. Same suspiciously perfect skin. I’m convinced their camera roll contains exactly same 5 pictures, and they have been recycling it since the iPhone 7 era.

Meanwhile, I went from “young adult with potential” to “late-30s person who now injures himself by sleeping wrong.”
Every time I stand up, my body glitches like a buffering livestream, so more massages, but them? Nope. Eternal. Untouched. Preserved like a limited-edition action figure.

At this point, I’m convinced they are not massage providers, but clearly running some kind of vampire-inspired youth maintenance program.
Honestly in the wrong field. If I had his anti-aging secret, I’d be selling subscription plans. Not agism but I am truly amazed.

My List (except first not in particular order), I am frequent to NY so I have clearly city bias here. Do you have any?:

 

BestBodyMassage - Male Masseur, Gay massage in New York City, NY | RentMasseur

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