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2 minutes ago, samhexum said:

When Atkol was still around I 'got' several members two years in a row saying

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ANNOUNCED HE’S RETURNING TO PORN!

It became a yearly tradition.

 

I may have to turn in my card for this. My only excuse being that I don't watch a lot of porn. The main reason I knew any 'stars' at all were if they advertised as escorts. So who is this? 

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For pranking us like that:

May the automatic paper towel dispensers always sense you too late.

May the 'auto-correct' on your phone forever replace your most important words with emojis.

May the last song you hear before bed always be a catchy, but slightly annoying, jingle.

May your socks always slide down into your shoes.

May your internet buffering symbol spin... just a little longer than necessary.

May the seams of your pockets always catch on your thumbs.

May the 'loading' icon on your computer perpetually tease you with 99% completion.

May your coffee always be lukewarm.

May all of your remote controls have slightly delayed responses.

May your headphones always tangle themselves into the most complex knots imaginable.


 

Posted
20 minutes ago, Gar1eth said:

I may have to turn in my card for this. My only excuse being that I don't watch a lot of porn. The main reason I knew any 'stars' at all were if they advertised as escorts. So who is this? 

Mike Branson

17 minutes ago, Just Chuck said:

For pranking us like that:

May the automatic paper towel dispensers always sense you too late.

May the 'auto-correct' on your phone forever replace your most important words with emojis.

May the last song you hear before bed always be a catchy, but slightly annoying, jingle.

May your socks always slide down into your shoes.

May your internet buffering symbol spin... just a little longer than necessary.

May the seams of your pockets always catch on your thumbs.

May the 'loading' icon on your computer perpetually tease you with 99% completion.

May your coffee always be lukewarm.

May all of your remote controls have slightly delayed responses.

May your headphones always tangle themselves into the most complex knots imaginable.


 

You're damning me to my daily existence?  How cruel!

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