samhexum Posted April 1 Author Posted April 1 8 minutes ago, Gar1eth said: Too cruel to make us hope!! When Atkol was still around I 'got' several members two years in a row saying ANNOUNCED HE’S RETURNING TO PORN! It became a yearly tradition. tradition.wav + Vegas_Millennial and DaveOrDavid 1 1
Nightowl Posted April 1 Posted April 1 21 minutes ago, samhexum said: APRIL FOOLS! 21 minutes ago, samhexum said: APRIL FOOLS! The excitement gave me a fucking heart attack. + DrownedBoy and samhexum 1 1
+ Gar1eth Posted April 1 Posted April 1 2 minutes ago, samhexum said: When Atkol was still around I 'got' several members two years in a row saying ANNOUNCED HE’S RETURNING TO PORN! It became a yearly tradition. tradition.wav I may have to turn in my card for this. My only excuse being that I don't watch a lot of porn. The main reason I knew any 'stars' at all were if they advertised as escorts. So who is this?
+ Just Chuck Posted April 1 Posted April 1 For pranking us like that: May the automatic paper towel dispensers always sense you too late. May the 'auto-correct' on your phone forever replace your most important words with emojis. May the last song you hear before bed always be a catchy, but slightly annoying, jingle. May your socks always slide down into your shoes. May your internet buffering symbol spin... just a little longer than necessary. May the seams of your pockets always catch on your thumbs. May the 'loading' icon on your computer perpetually tease you with 99% completion. May your coffee always be lukewarm. May all of your remote controls have slightly delayed responses. May your headphones always tangle themselves into the most complex knots imaginable. + Lucky, mike carey, + m_writer and 1 other 2 2
samhexum Posted April 1 Author Posted April 1 20 minutes ago, Gar1eth said: I may have to turn in my card for this. My only excuse being that I don't watch a lot of porn. The main reason I knew any 'stars' at all were if they advertised as escorts. So who is this? Mike Branson 17 minutes ago, Just Chuck said: For pranking us like that: May the automatic paper towel dispensers always sense you too late. May the 'auto-correct' on your phone forever replace your most important words with emojis. May the last song you hear before bed always be a catchy, but slightly annoying, jingle. May your socks always slide down into your shoes. May your internet buffering symbol spin... just a little longer than necessary. May the seams of your pockets always catch on your thumbs. May the 'loading' icon on your computer perpetually tease you with 99% completion. May your coffee always be lukewarm. May all of your remote controls have slightly delayed responses. May your headphones always tangle themselves into the most complex knots imaginable. You're damning me to my daily existence? How cruel! + sync and + Just Chuck 2
RadioRob Posted April 1 Posted April 1 23 minutes ago, Just Chuck said: May the 'auto-correct' on your phone forever replace your most important words with emojis. I don’t know what you ducking mean! + sync, samhexum, mike carey and 6 others 2 7
+ Just Chuck Posted April 2 Posted April 2 9 hours ago, RadioRob said: I don’t know what you ducking mean! Auto-correct is a mother forklift. + azdr0710, pubic_assistance and samhexum 2 1
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