Client cleanliness

[playboy]

It always boggles my mind...a very large percentage of my clients don't bother showering, washing their asses or freshening their breath before I arrive. I'm someone that is very easily turned off by bad odors so this affects the session. There have even been clients who not only skipped the enema but even had very poorly wiped asses and expected me to top them. Any other escorts experience this sort of thing?

[SAdler]

Yes, it's at that point I politely ask them to hop in the shower -- indicating that my performance is based on their preparedness.

 

The one thing I can't stand is a double standard and if I'm putting effort into being my best for them, they should be doing the same for me.

 

I understand many people have to work and money is money. But self respect is far more important. If they wont pay you for your time to that point, you need to insist they do or just leave.

[Rick Munroe]

Most of Derek and my (or is that "Derek's and my"?) clients are great about cleanliness, but there is occasionally someone who has B.O. and yes, that can be hard to deal with. I know we should just ask them to take a shower, but I am often afraid to do that because I don't want to hurt their feelings and I also don't want to kill the mood, even though it takes extra effort to get into it because of the odor.

 

Most bottoms know to clean themselves out before a session, but occasionally there'll be a guy who's new to all of this and has never even heard of douching and says he wants to "try bottoming," so we usually tell him what he needs to do for next time.

 

As for breath, yes, that can be a problem for lots of guys. I'm not sure why. Maybe most people just assume that if they haven't eaten garlic for lunch, they're fine, but it just isn't true. Derek and I always pop Listerine strips in our mouths right before, even though we already have fresh breath. It's the same reason we shower even if we are already clean...just to be sure. It's just not fair if we then start kissing a guy whose breath is bad (it's like, "Why did I bother to make sure I was minty?"). I think a good rule of thumb (or of tongue) would be for everyone to gargle and pop a mint or Listerine strip in their mouths before meeting, even if you think you already have Winter Fresh breath. Why not go overboard just to make sure? (Of course, brushing or flossing right before is a no-no, but mints are a yes-yes.)

[augustman]

From the client, yes please say something politely. I have learned it is probably in my best interest to ask to use the bathroom upon arrival. If my stomach feels in the slightest gurgle, I bring a spare rinse item and then ask if I can please shower. Note usually for me if I am meeting a escort at his place it means I have just driven about 2 hours and could use a few minutes to myself. I have my gum for earlier and bring a small bottle of mouthwash with me to use before and after. But honestly there have been times when the escort has handed me the bottle of mouth wash and I have raced off to the bathroom, no questions asked.

 

I once hired an escort who prefered to be natural about his body. I thought lets try it. Man it was a turn-off, so I can only imagine how I might be as well. So I learned that although I feel rude asking to use the facilities upon arrival, better to be fresh than sit talk a few minutes feeling like an old dishrag. Even if they are meeting me here, I try to get to hotel early enough to take a shower, brush teeth, mouthwash and re-douche lightly just to make sure to be fresh upon his arrival. I have never had a escort arrive dirty, Thank God. I am not quite sure what I would do. When Mr Natural went in the shower after me I asked if I could hand him the soap and he said it was not necessary. I have made it so it was not necessary to see him again.

[lars-svenson]

I can´t complain about the clients in the staats at all. but when having such a problem involve the shower into the session and the client will be pleased due to your ideas and u have a clean and showered client.

Lars

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[DelawareGuy]

As a client, I am always as scrupulously clean inside and out as I can get. Heck, I've even passed on the urge to pick up the phone when I didn't feel my house was "up to snuff". It's only common courtesy.

[bigguyinpasadena]

Oh Rick,I was hoping you,of all the posters here,would find Redd Foxx telling us to"Wash yo' ass !"

[bigguyinpasadena]

I am a fat man.I am often the subject of some sort of thinking that fat=lazy and unclean.

When preparing for an intimate encounter I soak my fat ass in a tub with bath salts or body wash,I also scrub every inch of myself with a good soap and again with clear water.

I try to ensure my breath is fresh and my teeth are clean-I do not brush my teeth right before sex as I fear infection,rather I rinse my mouth and teeth with a disinfectant mouthwash.

Now this is for planned dates.Unfortunatly many of my"dates"are impromptu street or bar pickups,on these occassions I can be less than fresh,but hopefully never dirty.

Seems only fair that the 'scort be as clean as possible,and as long as there are no fecal traces in his underpants(don't laugh,it has happned)or in his asshair,and his crotch,pits and mouth are clean we should be good to go.

And guys-please no deodarant/body spray/cologne anywhere my mouth might be-pleeeeeease :7

[bigguyinpasadena]

^^^^^^^^VERY LICKABLE^^^^^^

[seaboy4hire]

It amazes me sometimes how common cleanliness just passes some people up. Good clean hot water, soap, scrub and rinse. Repeat if needed or if ya just want to. Shouldn't be too hard to understand now should it? This goes for escorts and clients.

 

Hugs,

Greg

Greg Seattle Wa seaboy4hire@yahoo.com

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[RockHard]

Gentlemen, let's face facts, many men are pigs. Just don't tell Tom.

 

My goodness, I sit on a fire hydrant before I visit the doctor or get a haircut. My hairdresser loves to trim my ass hair. I hose out the hole whenever I think someone's fingers or tongue will be near the hood.

 

But BO is something else. I love the ripe scent of some men after a workout. The trick is to find the right trick. When the scent is right, oh my god, I can cum lickin' the pit. And I LOVE when another man can't get enough of my pit-stank. How can one tell until first try?

 

As for bad breath...everyone on this site needs to visit http://www.profresh.com/

 

Read the materials carefully and find out why Listerine, mints, and flossing don't work for bad breath. It's the tongue, sweeties, and alcohol is NOT the answer.

 

ProFresh is hardly a Hollywood secret. Some stars get it in their contract. Escorts and customers, do yourselves a favor: get your bad breath fixed.

 

And don't forget to clean that ass, boy!

[+ Lucky]

"My goodness, I sit on a fire hydrant before I visit the doctor or get a haircut. My hairdresser loves to trim my ass hair. I hose out the hole whenever I think someone's fingers or tongue will be near the hood."

 

Too much info, really. We already knew your shit didn't stink!

[Guest zipperzone]

>Derek and I always pop Listerine strips in our

>mouths right before, even though we already have fresh breath.

 

Oh yes - those wonderful Listerine strips. Not only can they do wonders for your breath, they also do wonders for your partner's hoop.

 

When rimming, I love to cover the "entry" with a strip, which disolves as soon as your tongue touches it, leaving a tingle on your tongue and a chilly refreshing feeling in your partners passage.

 

(or so I've been told)

[rickyricardo]

I never had this problem with client, because usually prior to appointment I inform them how important good hygiene. As I am not into body odor, I don't find anything hot about a man smelling like a garbage can. Bad breath , I always have listerine in my room for a fresh gargle prior to interaction, just for smooth sailing. I don't know how you would politely tell someone who is not bathe to shower. That part stumps me, but I do know some clients come to you right from work, or on lunch hour,and my shower is available for their use to get ready. I always have fresh towels and really good natural shower gel http://www.drbronner.com/index.html(pepermint) it gets you squiky clean and skin feels great.

 

But cleanliness is essential for both parties.

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[SmallTownJohn]

Howdy,

 

Excellent Post!

 

I think sometimes you have to make a sexy game out of taking a shower or feeding guys ListerStrips. You just have to take the lead to nip the stank problem in the bud.

 

Sometimes though, no matter how many towels you put down or how many times you emphasize cleaning out properly, guys never fail to shit everywhere.

 

I am an authority on trying to find laundry facilities to wash comforters or having to throw whatever liquid you have in a room all over a comforter and then calling down for a replacement because I made a careless spill.

 

John

http://www.stj1.com

[augustman]

Now John for someone like you the client needs fair warneing. Even if they do a good clean up any tiny little left over will be an issue. Lets face it there is abosolutely no room left for anything once you are inside. At least I have never needed anything more than one towel. That would have been extremely embarrassing. I have contemplated going on a fast for 48 hours before we meet again IF you ever get back to Chicago, almost been a year. However, some good guys have given me a few tips which I plan on using before the next time.

[bigguyinpasadena]

Auggie-I remember a hot guy I knew in Sacramento-he was very advanced for his 21 years!He used to fast a couple of days before going on the prowl as well as thourogh irrigation!He taught me a lot and I miss him(unfortunately he had a little too much fun at the wrong time in history and has passed away RIP)including how too approach "trade" for sex.

[Guest TNT Ted]

Following are some excerpts from this thread:

 

"....we usually tell him what he needs to do for next time"

"If my stomach feels in the slightest gurgle, I bring a spare rinse item and then ask if I can please shower."

"I sit on a fire hydrant"

"I hose out the hole"

"Sometimes though, no matter how many towels you put down or how many times you emphasize cleaning out properly, guys never fail to shit everywhere"

"....fast for 48 hours"

"....a few tips which I plan on using before the next time."

"....fast a couple of days before going on the prowl as well as thourogh irrigation"

 

Now, how about some specifics for the inexperienced. Seems to me this was discussed several weeks back, but, just as in this thread, I don't believe there was any definitive advice. There certainly was no procedural consensus.

[flguy]

Playboy, Exactly who are you and where are you located, unless you are trying to keep your business a secret?

[JT Brooklyn]

Rick, Definitely agree..Dr Bronner is the Best. I have been using it for along time. "Jake The Masseur" turned me on to it along time ago,it's Fantastic after a Massage. Besides feeling Squeaky Clean, It does make the Balls tingle also! LOL Peppermint my Favorite also. I used to pick up a 64 oz Bottle FOR $20..Now it costs $40 in NYC..:7

[bigguyinpasadena]

Y'all need someone to ship Dr.Bonners from a trader Joes in LA-I pay around $10 for the big bottle!

[SmallTownJohn]

Howdy Auggie & folks,

 

Man, LOL, you are correct on that one<g> I do have a thickness problem so spare room is always a concern.

 

But when I responded to this post, I was remembering the first time I visited Memphis as a male companion about five years ago.

 

A guy I saw kept repeating in his emails to me how "clean & prepared" he would be. I trusted him.

 

But within two pumps and a grind, shit jetted out everywhere and I can't emphasize the force and amount. He must have chowed down at Corky's buffet.

 

It was so obvious that this guy was full of it from the get go(and then he left his IT on himself, on my bed, on the carpet and all over my thighs)

 

THE KICKER was that he just shook his ass in the air thinking we were going to continue in a sea of brown. That was one of the few times I have ever had to ask someone to get out.

 

So, from 10pm till almost 2am, I had to find trash bags to load up towels, comforter, the works...find an open late laundry to wash everything. It took three go 'rounds for the comforter.

 

While I'm doing this, my partner is back at the hotel scrubbing the carpet and trying to rid the room of the smell. That night he earned his nickname, "Our HazMat Team"

 

Did I mentioned it was snowing too?

 

 

Geez! LOL

 

John

http://www.stj1.com

[Luv2play]

I'm glad you can still laugh at the recollection of this unfortunate incident. As the saying goes, "Shit happens" and in this business one shouldn't be altogether surprised to have this happen.

 

As a bottom I try to prepare for encounters I have with escorts but the odd time despite the preps something goes wrong, particularly if the top has a huge dick and is really giving it to me. I always appreciate an escort who handles the situation with quiet aplomb. No "ughs" or other expressions of rejection, just a pause to clean up and then resume the fun! It really endears me to them. Such professionalism is always appreciated by the bottoms, believe me.;-)

[JT Brooklyn]

Yes Bigguy, The 32oz goes for $10.. BUT not the 64oz..On the Dr Bronner site it's like $43..BUT.. a little does go a long way.They say being Totally Organic, the price increases were inevitable also.

You have to watch the floor though, makes it extremely slippery! LOL :7

[playboy]

In my experience, except for the bottoms that douched, most men aren't even aware that one is supposed to wash one's ass with soap in the shower. I remember a few guys that showered right before I got there but neglected to wash their asses.

 

The worst are the "straight" clients that want to try bottoming though. They don't have a clue about douching and after so many "dirty" experiences with men like them I'm apprehensive of attempting to top them. I've never let a client know how bad they smelled because I didn't want to embarrass them. Even if I were to "make a sexy game" out of showering like someone mentioned, I wouldn't know how to "make a sexy game" out of washing his asshole. Lol