minimal expectations

[KY_TOP]

>Wow, do escorts really do that? I'd feel so weird if I called

>anyone after a meeting...I have always left any follow-ups to

>the client.

 

Even though I only hire when traveling, I have had 2 Escorts call me weeks after we met wanting to know if I was back in town and wanted to get together. So I have wondered that if I lived in a city with alot of Escorts, and hired there, if I would get such calls often. BTW, I wasn't "back in town" either time. ;(

[noviceny]

KY,

 

You are my idol !!!

 

Guys maul you and kiss you...then call you for more !!!! Thats awesome !!

 

 

BTW Scott,

 

You are not related to Carl Adler are you ? I know its a long shot but they guy is a genius and made me piss my pants...familar with his theories ? I know...I know...Im a thread hijacker

[Rick Munroe]

>OK, I admit, you "made me look" at Reviews #13 and 22. 13 was

>pretty lame, shouldn't be hard to exceed that one at all. But

>tied up and torture tickling the client in 22 :o Do you do

>repeat that one often?

 

You are too much! If I had known someone was going to look them up, I would have gone and chosen better examples (like yours, maybe...can you imagine someone requesting me to recreate a power blackout?). I seem to recall that there was one review early on that said something about how I gave the guy a "swing from the rafters fuck" and then there were lots of email requests for that...but no one ever had any rafters. So 22 is the guy I tickled? Yeah, I think I did do that again with Derek and a different client but we all took turns tickling each other (guess who was the most ticklish and therefore the most tortured). }(

[flguy]

Scott, I don't know you and probably would not have hooked up with you before, but I absolutely would not now. As for being on time, if everyone in LA used your excuse, no store, bank, manufacturing plant would EVER open on time. I think that most places have a 3 times late and you are out policy, but I guess that doesn't work for escorts with your opinions.

[KY_TOP]

>You are too much! If I had known someone was going to look

>them up, I would have gone and chosen better examples (like

>yours, maybe...can you imagine someone requesting me to

>recreate a power blackout?).

 

Oh that one is easy, turn off the lights, pull the shades, turn off the air, and of course don't forget the Laptop. :+

[BewareofNick]

>In Russia, prostitutes are practically socialites. In parts

>of Europe where legalization exists there is absolutely no

>taboo about it. It's the world's oldest profession.

>

>Not saying it's LEGAL in America and of course it's socially

>taboo but it's got theory behind it.

>

>Social decency is about interaction, not profession.

 

Ladies, here is the crux of the issue for Miss Adler. She wants to be a socialite. In her mind, she sees herself as being just a little bit better than eveyone else. When it is pointed out that she is not, this conflicts with her inner self and causes great distress. This is why she insists upon asking a premium (ie above the going market rate) for her services, and feigns indignation when SOME clients are not willing to pay extra for someone when they can get service just as good or better for a lower price.

 

Your point about social decency is well taken, but here's something you msut remember. As a ####, you are a commodity first and a person second, just as a client to you is an ATM first and a person second. There is nothing wrong with either situation. It is simply a statement of fact. As you yourself put it, were it not for the money, there is no way you would do something that without the money would be considered disgusting.

[ErikMcAlister]

>What things are important to you?

 

I like a client who can accurately convey what he wants.

I like a client who is clean, prompt, and polite.

 

Quite honestly, I haven't had the nightmare scenarios others have. People I've seen have brushed their teeth, bathed, used deodorant. I haven't run across any complete asses, in person.

[ErikMcAlister]

I'm glad you & the owners of this site are on record as supporting the prostitution of & distribution of photos of minors.

[BewareofNick]

So let's see...

 

Scott started escorting at the age of 16.

 

He placed ads on sites like nakedjock.com, but stated he was 18 even though he was 16.

 

Is Scott capable of telling the truth at all?

[taylorky]

awwwwwwww come on bon,give him a break,after all he's only he's a "hobby ho"...rotflmfao

[Guest zipperzone]

>>What things are important to you?

>

>I like a client who can accurately convey what he wants.

>I like a client who is clean, prompt, and polite.

>

>Quite honestly, I haven't had the nightmare scenarios others

>have. People I've seen have brushed their teeth, bathed, used

>deodorant. I haven't run across any complete asses, in

>person.

 

Do you have any mirrors in your apartment?

[ErikMcAlister]

>>>What things are important to you?

>>

>>I like a client who can accurately convey what he wants.

>>I like a client who is clean, prompt, and polite.

>>

>>Quite honestly, I haven't had the nightmare scenarios others

>>have. People I've seen have brushed their teeth, bathed,

>used

>>deodorant. I haven't run across any complete asses, in

>>person.

>

>Do you have any mirrors in your apartment?

 

You, kind Sir, are a man of unparalleled wit! Huzzah!

Unfortunately, your comment wasn't very gentlemanly & if the proponents of underaged prostitution who run this place want to retain a SHRED of credibility, you'll have to be banned for 30 days.

[ErikMcAlister]

BoN, I'm more concerned that people who claim they have to shut an entire message board down to ensure compliance with laws that do not exist would then a few short weeks later be on record as supporting the prostitution of minors. Their misapprehension of the American legal system truly astounds. Their perverted morality & desire to support underage prostitution--provided, of course, that it be done in a gentlemanly manner, with a warm cognac in the library--truly disgusts.

[Guest zipperzone]

>You, kind Sir, are a man of unparalleled wit! Huzzah!

>Unfortunately, your comment wasn't very gentlemanly & if the

>proponents of underaged prostitution who run this place want

>to retain a SHRED of credibility, you'll have to be banned for

>30 days.

 

I suppose that you think accusing the management of this board as being "proponents of underaged prostitution" IS gentlemanly.

 

You have such a unique way of endearing yourself to others!

[joel304]

I guess it's how you view the escort thing. It sounds to me like you're hiring the craigslist types. I feel like you're limiting yourself to the things that you can afford, and that's fine. I will, however, state that my BMW goes a lot faster, and rides more comfortably, than my Dodge Charger did in high school. Maybe you need to dig deeper in the wallet, or limit your escort engagements to allow a little extra dough for the better ones.

 

As far as phones and hardons, come on! I view a date with an escort as I would a blind date, or an evening with someone I barely know. That's the draw for me and escorts anyway. Yeah, sex is pretty much guaranteed, but that's a smaller part to me. I'm paying for someone to listen to my bullshit, join me for dinner and drinks, pretend I'm the center of the evening, and maybe have sex at the end. Isn't that great? Not always though, but 99.7 percent of the time it works that way. I never was into the come over and fuck me hour appointments. Maybe that's where we differ? I bet that if you stick with the escorts on this site that are consistently reviewed positively, you'll have better luck. BTW, the escorts that I have seen, and enjoyed the most, are the ones that offer "evening" rates that are reasonable. Like any hookup with a stranger, a little "get to know you" time will make the sex better. Think about it; it's got to be hard to come over and fuck a stranger that you've known for 5 minutes. Especially if you have unwashed balls, or filthy teeth (I need to stop smoking)to boot. Imagine that? You couldn't bargain your way out of that with me either ... lol. Regardless of the arrangement beforehand, the body works on its own.

 

So ... save your money for an evening date, wash your ass, brush your teeth, and lay back. If you choose a pro, he'll perform and pretend like you've never seen. Best of luck.

 

Oh, BTW, I hate cell phones during dinner also. Period. Whether it's my mom using it, or an escort that I hired. It reminds me of my ex ... he was on that fucking thing like a receptionist.

[JT Brooklyn]

Joel as far as the "Cell Phone" and the USE of... It is my Opinon that at what, at least $50 a month if not more, everyone wants to get their "Monies Worth" for the Month. Your Paying for the Mins, so you better use or lose them! IN NYC, at least "1 Person is Talking" while Walking with 1 or more People. Personally I think, while Walking, down the Street, you Basically should be Talking to "Who you are Walking with".. Apparently,Supposedly they are there for a Reason? AND the Mom's with the Kids, not concentrating on Jr is not the "Smartest" thing either! But then again I am not a "Breeder".. So what do I know! LOL

[joel304]

JT, I love you dearly, and I appreciated your Brooklyn advice. But, are you a heavy drinker?

 

"You can only prattle on about movies and hairy men so long before people begin to lose interest." Courtesy of BewareofNick

[taylorky]

ROTFLMFAO.

 

joel...you just now noticed!

[JT Brooklyn]

Luv "Mutual Admiration" type "Personalities" on the Internet..They keep eachy other from Falling Down,with "Lame- Nothing" Comments.. What's wrong Boys..They didn't Clean out your "Dirty Sandbox" on The Other Site? Check maybe by now, The "Litter" is Fresh..LOL :+

[joel304]

JT, please don't ever change. I love you the way you are.

 

"They continue to bring us up over here when a thread dies down, because otherwise they are subjected to OneFinger's insidiously inane postings about sheep and ice cream scoops" Courtesy of BewareofNick

[Guest endoman31]

Talking about kissing.

 

I will kiss my son on the street in Manhattan without hesitation. He is an Adonis.

 

I do not want my escort to kiss me in a similiar location even though we have been 'dating' for over three years.

 

It is who gets to see you.

[joel304]

>Talking about kissing.

>

>I will kiss my son on the street in Manhattan without

>hesitation. He is an Adonis.

>

>I do not want my escort to kiss me in a similiar location even

>though we have been 'dating' for over three years.

>

>It is who gets to see you.

 

What? I don't even know what you're saying? You'll kiss your son because he's hot? It is who gets to see you? I'm really confused.

>

>

[Guest 2004]

>I'm really confused.

 

You confused? Come on.

 

---/

Time forever.

[Txpaytoplay]

Doesn't make much sense to me either Joel.

[JT Brooklyn]

LOL... I think this Discussion has come to an end! LOL :+