CuriousByNature Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 6 hours ago, RubMyThighs said: (IFYI: t’s mumbo jumbo, not mumble jumble) Now now, don't start a mumble jumble rumble... musclestuduws, claym, starman05 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubMyThighs Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 Oh I didn’t know that variation! CuriousByNature, Dr.Daddy, claym and 1 other 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musclestuduws Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 55 minutes ago, CuriousByNature said: Now now, don't start a mumble jumble rumble... Good one! 🤣 CuriousByNature and Dr.Daddy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westsideguy Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 (edited) I’ve been texting with him. He has been so nice and funny. I think I might give him a try for not erotic. And see how it goes. The third party thing May be a deal breaker…. Edited January 6, 2023 by Westsideguy musclestuduws and Dr.Daddy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musclestuduws Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 (edited) 8 hours ago, Westsideguy said: I’ve been texting with him. He has been so nice and funny. I think I might give him a try for not erotic. And see how it goes. The third party thing May be a deal breaker…. Glad to hear. He might be new to the business and trying to protect himself while figuring out how to negotiate the porous boundaries between erotic massage and full-on sex. Just for the record, did you send him photos as requested? Edited January 6, 2023 by musclestuduws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westsideguy Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 1 hour ago, musclestuduws said: Glad to hear. He might be new to the business and trying to protect himself while figuring out how to negotiate the porous boundaries between erotic massage and full-on sex. Just for the record, did you send him photos as requested? I’m not doing erotic, so no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musclestuduws Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 5 hours ago, Westsideguy said: I’m not doing erotic, so no. Cool. That might explain why he is comfortable texting with you, boundaries are clear and he feels in a “safe” zone. Tactile Daddy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tolsty17cm Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Found these pics - enjoy! RubMyThighs, claym, dfwmassagelover and 5 others 1 3 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoahMathews89 Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Life is a paradox. Or a series of paradoxes. This guy appears to have it all right? So hot. So confident. So desirable. But once you start reading his writing and getting a glimpse into HIS view of the world suddenly he's not desirable at all. To me at least. And I've noticed this with a lot of super hot guys on the rent sites. They want a perspective client to send them pictures? As if it's a date? How dumb are they? They fail to connect that they are charging ($400 in Carlos' case) to see someone yet they want to approve their appearance before they agree to see them? As if the client is asking them out on a date? Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. So Carlos appears to have it all. But if he can't figure out this simple pay-for-play equation, you gotta wonder what other straight forward concepts have eluded him his entire life? And the tragedy is - it's such a missed opportunity here. He's a personal trainer and a nutritional coach right? If he was smart, he would WELCOME the fat, the unfit, the undesirable with OPEN ARMS so he could potentially sign them up as clients and have a booming business. And you know what? It wouldn't surprise me at all if he's refused personal training clients based on their lack of fitness. He just seems that stupid to me. When I was in my teens and early twenties I used to think that looks were EVERYTHING. But they're really not. How you make people feel is EVERYTHING. And the handful of masseurs I use again and again and again (who are OFTEN not available when I am because they book up FAST and have oodles of repeat clients like myself) are not conventionally good looking like Carols. But they make me FEEL amazing. Not just physically amazing. But they're so welcoming and kind and I always leave with a plan to book them again as soon as possible. claym, EastbayMike, + glennnnn and 11 others 1 1 4 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA90046 Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 5 hours ago, NoahMathews89 said: How you make people feel is EVERYTHING. +1 Dr.Daddy, + Drew Collins, sbguy and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westsideguy Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Anyone else notice he had a private pic on his ad for about a day and then took it down? It was a nice pic of him hard. Dr.Daddy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bichiguy Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Why the hot ass pic if no fingers or tongue can go in there? haha Also maybe his Mom sends out his rates therefore it's not the third person LOL musclestuduws, starman05 and Dr.Daddy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musclestuduws Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 (edited) He got a new review on rentmasseur. Client sounds ecstatic. It looks like he got all the extras with Carlos by paying 600 bucks for a 90-minute session. P.S.: I cannot help but wonder, as Carrie would say, if Carlos also speaks in the third person during the massage. Alternatively, should the client pay extra to get him to speak in the first person? 🤣🙄 Edited January 8, 2023 by musclestuduws Tactile Daddy, lelandgoes, bichiguy and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassageConneisseur Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 https://www.lpsg.com/threads/carlos-figueroa-carloscfigueroa.5617901/ Easy to register on LPSG, and this is a very, very revealing thread on Mr. Figueroa. Not much left to the imagination, and my imagination is a reasonably active one . . . musclestuduws, tennisjock and Tactile Daddy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palmspringsun Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 I booked with him an erotic a while ago and it was very good but I do feel strange about going to the next level with his requirements but I am so tempted to give in this week. But he’s really hot I couldn’t resist staring at him. + Ocposterboy, dfwmassagelover and musclestuduws 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fs12395 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Is nobody else bothered that an escort is in the $300/hr range, and he's charing $600 for 90 minutes, and made very clear that the line is further back than escorts? I wanted to see him, but can't wrap my head around paying that much, assuming he'd even accept to see me with my unattractive figure. 😕 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tolsty17cm Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Also - the link for his website is no longer working?? http://www.carlosfigueroafitness.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emir Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 tennisjock, BuzzLiteQueer, lelandgoes and 1 other 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timj Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 On 1/2/2023 at 6:42 AM, Repman said: Do you have link? @carlosfiguerofitness I don't know what to make of some of it. But one of his posts… Well, I'll just leave this here without further comment: "<ROUGH DRAFT 10 • I WAS BORN IN A DUMPSTER>Fuck off, I thought indiscriminantly toward the preposterous distortions lining the walls.Welcome to Toon Town, I heard Iboga say as he chattered by.I dropped to my knees in front of the toilet. No wait, I should shit first. I did, and reaching for the toilet paper I fell off the toilet on my ass, hitting my head against the cabinet. I threw up, vomit bubbling up and spewing down my chest and pooling in the underwear now around my ankles. I needed to go again, but couldn’t sit up straight, and threw up on the floor instead, where I then put my hands as I tried to get to the toilet seat. They slipped and I landed face-first in the green and black chunks, an audible *smack* permeating the bathroom door.“Everything ok in there?” the shaman asked as I crawled to the toilet and leaned on its cold, sweet porcelain rim.“I’m fine,” I feigned candidly as loudly as I could manage. I then violently purged for about 10 minutes, chunky liquid coming up and guttural, howling sounds getting caught in the back of my throat. I was moaning and gasping for air, but around the 8th purge I actually started to find it pleasurable. It felt good. That’s weird, I thought, never expecting to find vomiting a pleasurable experience. “Is it, though?” Iboga crooned with a wry smile, looking down at me from the top of the tank. He had morphed into some little purplish-brown bat-demon with a twisty nose and was sitting, one leg crossed over the other, hands folded in his lap.“Look. At. You,” he said with a smirk. “On all fours, ass up, in a jockstrap.” I’m not wearing a jockstrap…. I barely thought before being taken out of my body and shown a vision of me from behind, on all fours in a blue jockstrap with my head in the toilet like a trough. “You’re a pig. Is it feeding time, pig?”I spit into the toilet, shame roiling through me. Iboga shrugged and laughed. He jumped down to the rim of the toilet, tiny as he was, and toed the narrow edge before meeting me eye to eye.“Own it! It’s who you are.”He winked and disappeared in a puff of gold-smoked ash, leaving me in silence…#MFAexcerpts #creativenonfiction" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadLA Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 looks like pics. odd vibe. ok massage and extras. would not repeat. BriansBodywork, tennisjock, sbguy and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoyohey Posted October 29, 2023 Share Posted October 29, 2023 On 8/1/2023 at 3:53 AM, chadLA said: looks like pics. odd vibe. ok massage and extras. would not repeat. Thanks for this. I’m going to pass. sbguy and starman05 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploritor Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 On 2/4/2023 at 9:32 PM, MassageConneisseur said: https://www.lpsg.com/threads/carlos-figueroa-carloscfigueroa.5617901/ Easy to register on LPSG, and this is a very, very revealing thread on Mr. Figueroa. Not much left to the imagination, and my imagination is a reasonably active one . . . A lot of material was removed after an apparent DCMA notice to them. Pretty much only imagination left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRCnLA Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 He was a trainer at a boot camp that I used to go to. He is INSANELY hot in person and I dreamed of fucking him for the duration of each class (and for sometime afterward.) He always seemed nice enough altho a touch of arrogance, but not enough to be a turn off for me. I recently saw he now has an account on X/Twitter and an OF, both very revealing. And I think he pops on and off of rentmen. However, given the content of his ads and posted material, I just get very odd vibes of a personality that is not what I want to encounter and that keeps me from hiring him, for a massage or otherwise. I’d guess it’d be very YMMV. I would love to hear a great review that would change my mind! tennisjock and Yoyohey 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbertLukefl Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Been with him last summer, quite disappointed to be honest. Yes he asks for pics in advance, he came to my hotel in la... + he was very rude and arrogant... massage was rushed and didn't feel good after, although he got sexy body to touch & lick, true I got impression he desperatly tries to act manly, while in fact he is total bottom - im completely okey with that tho, I just hate fakes... he even said at the end I can fuck him if I tip him good loooool this all happened late in the night so idk if he was tired or in some bad situation... just not the best expirence I had and def not worth the money he asks for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastbayMike Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 36 minutes ago, AlbertLukefl said: I got impression he desperatly tries to act manly, while in fact he is total bottom - im completely okey with that tho, I just hate fakes... Bottoms aren't allowed to act "manly?" Only "sissies" can bottom? relax man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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