Truth In Advertising

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

OK, I will admit it. I had work done. Braces, haircuts, the occassional facial . . . . My tanning, however, is all natural, the way the Good Lord intended us to get skin cancer.

 

Tell me, would you want to know if your escort had pec implants? Calves? Nose job?

 

How about if he dyed his hair? Electrolysis? Laser Hair Removal?

 

What about "fake baking" as my imaginary friends, the Twinks, call tanning beds/booths? Chemical Peels?

 

Viagra - or do you just assume all escorts do it?

 

And finally, what about steroids, human growth hormone and the like? If those matters concerned you, what about simple ones like protein powder or homeopathic HGH, testosterone, DHEA, etc?

[Prime Muscle]

To hell with all the beauty products. We should all stop taking showers and throw away all the deodorant. And who really needs a haircut anyway? Shaving does no good - it justs keeps coming back.

[AaronScottDC]

>Tell me, would you want to know if your escort had pec

>implants? Calves? Nose job?

 

So, if you want to know what clients think, then why did you post this in the "Ask and Escort" section?

 

IMO, everyone has natural assets. Some can easily (at least with many trips to the gym) put on muscle mass, some can't no matter how much they workout. Some have enormous horse dicks, some don't. Some have chiseled features and natural beauty, etc. I say, go with what you've got and be happy with it. I haven't "done" anything to myself and don't ever plan to.

 

If, however, someone has gone to great lengths to change their appearance in some other way, as your examples suggest, then they alone have to deal with the results - good or bad. We have all seen many examples of people who have had great work done and look like a million bucks. And then we have also seen the other poor saps who, after their thousands of dollars of surgery/implants, look like circus freaks.

 

If an escort, or anyone else, has had some kind of work done, or has taken some kind of miracle drug and they look great, then good for them. I don't know why anyone who is attracted to them would really care how they came to look so fantastic.

 

Aaron Scott DC

http://www.erados.com/AaronScottDC

http://www.male4malescorts.com/reviews/aaronscottdc.html

[Guest fukamarine]

>To hell with all the beauty products. We should all stop

>taking showers and throw away all the deodorant. And who

>really needs a haircut anyway? Shaving does no good - it

>justs keeps coming back.

 

You sound like you've attended the "Brad Pitt School of Hygiene", so to speak!

 

fukamarine

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Ask The Johns

 

>

>So, if you want to know what clients think, then why did you

 

Because I have been campaigning for an Ask The Clients (so the escorts can answer all the questions there....)

 

 

I admit it, this is not my real hair . . . .

[sf traveler]

RE: Ask The Johns

 

To answer the question posed, I don't give the proverbial rat's ass whether an escort is "all natural" or not. To the extent it's obvious, shaving of pubic hair, for instance, I'd prefer that they leave themselves alone. But anything not recognizable to the naked eye, they can do whatever they please. It's the attitude that makes the encounter interesting for most clients, not the super specifics of the body. Of course, I know some clients have very very specific requirements, but while this group may be vocal, I still believe they're a distinct minority. So guys, do what makes you feel the most attractive, and I think that will be reflected in your clients' views about you and about your time together. SF Traveler

[+ Lucky]

RE: Butt Lift

 

Can anyone tell me what it is like to have a butt lift? There is nothing more depressing for a gay man than to see his butt sagging in the mirror. The first time it happens it is a horrible shock almost requiring therapy.

I have been told that certain men can have their butt restored to its bubbly beauty by certain fucking techniques. Men with large penises apparently plump the area thoroughly in a repeated pattern until the muscles re-learn their position. Is this true?

[VaHawk]

RE: Ask The Johns

 

>Because I have been campaigning for an Ask The Clients (so the

>escorts can answer all the questions there....)

 

Well, this is cynical for you. Not the forum suggestion - I like that, but since there is no lockout of anyone posting on any of these forums, I don't see the problem with clients chiming in because if they didn't a lot of the threads wouldn't be as informative or interesting.

 

As to your original question, whatever anyone does to enhance themselves, escort or client, is of no import to anyone but that individual. I only care that the escort I hire looks like his photos and most importantly delivers as promised. How he attained his looks does not matter.

[VaHawk]

RE: Butt Lift

 

>Can anyone tell me what it is like to have a butt lift?

 

Don't know, but I'm sure plenty could tell you what it is like to have their butt lifted in the air.

 

Now, I did see an ad for the butt bra in the new products section of Style in the W. Post this week. It looks like a sling that goes over and under the butt cheeks and lifts them ala a push up bra. It comes in it's own little carrying case, but of course was a woman's product. Yeah, that would stop any of those vain little queens from shopping in the women's department. :7

 

I guess this would be no different than wearing a cock ring to lift and push out. What the hell is the point of these things when cruising? So you look like you have a firm tight bubble butt and are showing a package Seabiscuit would be proud of, but what happens when you pick someone up and take him home?

 

Even in the dark, once the clothes come off, your "date" will find out that your butt is as flat as a pancake, that your bulge is made up of mostly potatoes and very little meat, and that when he grabs you by the head to force fuck your face that your hair comes off in his hands? Is this the nightmare on elm street? After all, who's zoomin who?

[Luv2play]

RE: Butt Lift

 

There was a scene in the very first episode of the British version of Queer as Folk where one of the characters has picked up a very masculine looking stud and taken him home for sex. As the stud is undressing the phone rings and our hero answers it, all the while looking through the door at his about-to-be stud sex partner. Well, the last article of clothing to come off the stud is none other than a corset and as it does, a huge, sagging belly appears in a profile shot. The look of dismay on our hero's face is a classic!

 

So my advice is make it as realistic as possible, and if that means implants, so be it. Just nothing that has to be removed (ahem) before getting totally naked.:o

[Guest Merlin]

RE: Ask The Johns

 

I agree that I would not be concerned with anything that the escort has done to improve his appearance and would not expect to be told any of it. More than that, I expect him to do what he can to improve himself naturally, such as have some tan, trim or shave his body hair, and above all, be clean. I also do expect him to be honest in what he does say. I would not like to be told he is 29 and find out that he is a 40 year old with a wig.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Ask The Clowns

 

>>Because I have been campaigning for an Ask The Clients (so

>the

>>escorts can answer all the questions there....)

>

>Well, this is cynical for you. Not the forum suggestion - I

>like that, but since there is no lockout of anyone posting on

>any of these forums, I don't see the problem with clients

>chiming in because if they didn't a lot of the threads

>wouldn't be as informative or interesting.

 

 

I meant that in the kind of way your kid brother held your head in the toilet and threatened to flush sort of way - teasingly. . . I do think it would be an excellent forum idea, as I have said forever and a day (or it just seems that way), and if I can just think of three or four more things to say, not only will I rhyme, but Jeff will be even more impressed than even I can imagine that I can actually answer a question in just one sentence, that kind of teasingly type of response is what was meant, Hawkster, it is OK if I call you Hawkster, or is that simply too, too, presumptious of me?

[axebahia]

RE: Ask The Johns

 

>I also

>do expect him to be honest in what he does say. I would not

>like to be told he is 29 and find out that he is a 40 year old

>with a wig.

 

This is a good point. On a recent weekend stint, the escort brought so many self-improvement products with him that they almost took up the whole bathroom. Do you "exfoliate"? Do you tan from a box? Do I need to see this? At first, it reminded me of the downside of living with a woman! In the end, I confirmed his age as 31 and then it all made sense to me. He is trying to hard to push back the hands of time. If he wants to continue to escort, why not move to another market segment instead of trying to defy Father-Time!?

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

OFF TOPIC

 

>>I also

>>do expect him to be honest in what he does say. I would not

>>like to be told he is 29 and find out that he is a 40 year

>old

>>with a wig.

>

>This is a good point. On a recent weekend stint, the escort

>brought so many self-improvement products with him that they

>almost took up the whole bathroom. . . . Do I need to see this?

>. . . In the end, I

>confirmed his age as 31 and then it all made sense to me. He

>is trying to hard to push back the hands of time. If he wants

>to continue to escort, why not move to another market segment

>instead of trying to defy Father-Time!?

 

 

Market forces, such as men on this site who consider a man (or boy) of 31 to be "too old" to be an escort.

[axebahia]

RE: OFF TOPIC

 

>why not move to another market

>segment

>>instead of trying to defy Father-Time!?

>

>Market forces, such as men on this site who consider a man (or

>boy) of 31 to be "too old" to be an escort.

 

I agree, but where market forces collide with hormones, it seems to me that hormones win. Does a 31 year old man really believe that "exfoliating" is going to get rid of his 5 O'clock shadow? At any rate, if you are in the business of illusions, you must hide your book of tricks, it seems to me.

[+ glutes]

RE: Ask The Clowns

 

Truth in advertising??? What a oxymoron.

"Accuaracy Guaranteed" was a joke to me, now look for "Satisfaction Guaranteed"...

[+ Lucky]

Howzcum five of the first six threads here were started by Franco? Maybe I should bump them so all five are first!

[Trixie]

RE: Ask The Johns

 

SF Traveler has hit the nail on the head. If you feel the need to amend what has been given to you, then do so. But the experience will be remembered more for the effort you put into the hour, rather than the efforts you may have put into your appearance. On my part, quite a few of my absolutely best sessions have been with guys who didn't wholly sweep me off my feet when they first walked in the door. But as they say, first impressions can be deceiving and I'm glad to have stuck around to see what was in their bags of tricks.

And my dear, with a name like Franco diSantis we can only hope that your tan is real. I mean, you don't look Norwegian....

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Because Because Because

 

>Howzcum five of the first six threads here were started by

>Franco? Maybe I should bump them so all five are first!

 

Sandra Bernhard. First Movie. Title.

[+ Lucky]

RE: Because Because Because

 

Just the other day I was fantasizing about Bernhard's costar in this film, John Doe. Without him, she would have been nothing. But why do you bring it up?

[tedbear]

RE: Because Because Because

 

>Sandra Bernhard. First Movie. Title.

 

L'Apocalypse, 1970--I never saw it, but, then, neither did anyone else. Reviews tended to agree on one thing: "Mindlessly Numbing."

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Et tu, Lucky?

 

>

Reviews tended to agree on one thing:

>"Mindlessly Numbing."