I See Smelly People!

[Guest Merlin]

If I think an escort has not showered, I suggest that he let me soap him down in the shower for the fun of it.

[Guest Not2Kinky4me]

Food for thought ...

 

You could be the cleanest, safest and healthiest person out there but if you are not clean the first time you meet, it is only normal for someone to have significant doubt as to how clean and safe you are 99% of the time. That doubt could interfere and could be a real turn off.

 

I like the smell of sweet fresh ball sweat down there. It all depends on the guy. Sometimes the sweat is raunchy like that of an armpit which is not for me.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

An Escort Answers

 

This has been addressed before, most recently in this conference with respect to the different standards between European escorts and American escorts.

 

As has been pointed out here, there are differences by region and nation. If you have specific requests, make them in advance of your escorts.

 

As to why that is mentioned in a response to a negative review, your guess would be as good as mine, but unless the review were untrue or dishonest, I would simply state one's regret (as Scott Matthews very graciously did once) and promise and offer to do better, both for that particular client and others. I think this is the mark of a good escort, IMHO, and any other kind of response only creates resentment and suspicious among prospective clients.

[guyinsf]

RE: An Escort Answers

 

What strikes me is that the escort's response didn't indicate that he even asked the client to bathe or brush his teeth. I know it isn't the easiest thing to indicate that someone smells, but there are tactful ways of doing it (such as the suggestion to shower together). Not saying anything in the moment and then using it as a defense later seems unprofessional to me.

[ad rian]

RE: An Escort Answers

 

>I

>know it isn't the easiest thing to indicate that someone

>smells, but there are tactful ways of doing it (such as the

>suggestion to shower together).

 

But why should he have to? Isn't it common sense that a client should be clean before engaging a professinal? I am always amazed by how many escorts comment about my cleaness or the neatness of my apartment. It really makes me feel sorry for them, but I think I benefit from their being more at ease and giving superior performance. There is one hot guy on Campus who has a mild sweatt sense that bothers me somewhat, but for the most part I am more pissed off by escorts who don't douche before coming over.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: An Escort Answers

 

>But why should he have to? Isn't it common sense that a

>client should be clean before engaging a professinal?

 

I agree. Why should the escort have to become the surrogate parent & teach the client about hygiene? I've had trouble in the past with telling a client he wasn't clean; it's just against my nature to ever want to insult somebody or make him feel bad or self-conscious about himself. Once or twice I tried the "let's shower together" thing, after seeing it recommended here, but it backfired, because I still didn't have the nerve to say that I was suggesting it because they were smelly, and then once we were in the shower, they thought it was playtime & were all over me, and there I was desperately trying to get that bar of soap where it belonged. It became a Laverne & Shirley (as escorts) episode. Awkward (but funny, looking back on it now). In the end, I resented having to be put in that position. I always make sure I'm squeaky clean...even if I've just showered, I shower again if I get a last-minute call...despite the fact that I was born without that "stink" enzyme. I just figure it's better to be as clean as humanly possible. OK, end of speech.

 

>for the most part I am more pissed off by escorts who

>don't douche before coming over.

 

Have you told them in advance that you intend to fuck them? if so, then you have a right to be pissed. If not, you don't. It's been said here before, by me and others, that it isn't healthy to douche on a daily basis for no reason. If I'm not going to get fucked (I often don't), I'm not going to put my health at risk for no reason. As usual, communication is the key.

[ad rian]

RE: An Escort Answers

 

>Have you told them in advance that you intend to fuck them?

>if so, then you have a right to be pissed. If not, you don't.

> It's been said here before, by me and others, that it isn't

>healthy to douche on a daily basis for no reason. If I'm not

>going to get fucked (I often don't), I'm not going to put my

>health at risk for no reason. As usual, communication is the

>key.

 

Wekk, I ask the escort to confirm that he is versatile or a bottom. I try not to get more specific than that over the phone. Is that unreasonable?

[Rick Munroe]

RE: An Escort Answers

 

>Is that unreasonable?

 

It's not that it's unreasonable; it's just unclear. If you absolutely intend/plan/want to fuck, then I think you have to say so. The term "bottom" can mean different things to different people. I have a client who worships my feet for an hour...he is all bottom, as far as I'm concerned, and yet I've never gone anywhere near his ass. I like to fuck face...when I'm fucking a guy's face, aren't I a top & the other guy's a bottom? I love to suck dick & have mine sucked; to me, that is being versatile. If you don't want to be disappointed, and if you have to have certain activities within an allotted amount of time, it's your responsibility to make that clear. If you want to be discreet, you could phrase it this way: "I always like to fuck when I'm with a guy; is that cool?" Well, you don't have to use the word "cool"...you can use "groovy," "neato," or "the shit" (a poor choice of words for the topic at hand, but it's what's used today).

[Flower]

RE: An Escort Answers

 

>>Is that unreasonable?

>

>It's not that it's unreasonable; it's just unclear.

 

I agree that communication is the key--here as with most things.

 

I always make it a point of telling the escort ahead of time that I'd like us BOTH to shower and douche just before our appointment, and somewhere in the email throw in the phrase be squeaky clean more than once, and that it is important to me. If he isn't, and it is offensive, I just call it off without feeling guilty. Likewise the escort should be able to do the same without criticism or feeling bad. While it is a living for him, to go forward in an unpleasant situation is really begging for problems--either a bad experience or bad review or worse, so why not just be up front with an easily corrected problem

[Flower]

RE: An Escort Answers

 

Not to change the subject, but what am I missing on the "signature?"

 

It used to be added on automatically to your post and now it seems to be ommitted. I'm sure it is something I'm doing incorrectly, so can anyone give me some hints? :-)

 

Thanks.

 

I am Flower :*

[Flower]

RE: An Escort Answers

 

OOOOPS ! Guess changing the profile pref fixed it -- sorry

[ad rian]

RE: An Escort Answers

 

>If you don't want to be disappointed, and

>if you have to have certain activities within an allotted

>amount of time, it's your responsibility to make that clear.

>If you want to be discreet, you could phrase it this way: "I

>always like to fuck when I'm with a guy; is that cool?" Well,

>you don't have to use the word "cool"...you can use "groovy,"

>"neato," or "the shit" (a poor choice of words for the topic

>at hand, but it's what's used today).

 

That might work with independants, but unless an escort is listed specically as a bottom most agencies like Campus, A-List and Chelsea don't go much further than saying "versatile" when asked, and seldom go in to more detail.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: An Escort Answers

 

>most agencies like Campus,

>A-List and Chelsea don't go much further than saying

>"versatile" when asked, and seldom go in to more detail.

 

Another reason to go independent.

[+ Charlie]

And then there are those of us who are turned on by sweaty crotches and armpits.

[Justice]

This topic comes up from time and my response is always the same. I agree that good manners/common courtesy say that both an escort and/or client arrive freshly showered, etc. whenever they get together. (Unless, of course, the scene that's been established calls for one or both not to be.) The bad news is that not every client feels that way, because just about every escort who has ever posted on this Board has, at one time or another, complained about clients and hygiene. (Read the transtripts of the chats, I seem to recall that the topic came up in just about every chat.)

[Guest Julian Kaye]

>This topic comes up from time and my response is always the

>same. I agree that good manners/common courtesy say that both

>an escort and/or client arrive freshly showered, etc. whenever

>they get together. (Unless, of course, the scene that's been

>established calls for one or both not to be.) The bad news is

>that not every client feels that way, because just about every

>escort who has ever posted on this Board has, at one time or

>another, complained about clients and hygiene. (Read the

>transtripts of the chats, I seem to recall that the topic came

>up in just about every chat.)

 

nah, just smoking right b4 gets me goin.

 

to the door, to say cya!

[+ Lucky]

Yet another escort response today gripes about the smelly crotch and mouth of the client who gave him a bad review. Why is this the standard rebuttal for most escorts? Do clients really smell that bad?

This particular client has reviewed three other escorts.

Recently I had an encounter with a smelly escort. I knew he had been to the gym before arriving, so I asked him if he had had a chance to shower before coming. He didn't get the hint, simply saying he had showered. He had also eaten. Garlic. Since he had lied about his willingness to kiss, I just tried to avoid his mouth;

So I guess there are two questions I have. Do clients really smell that bad? When a client, or an escort, smells, how do you handle it?