the biggest lie a man can tell

[Smurof]

"I've been a masseuse for many years". To be nice, I'd alert these guys that unless they are or were a woman, they're not a masseuse. I'm not doing that anymore.

 

It's alright. I had the most gentile attended Bar Mitzvah in the history of my place of youth worship, receiving two "Happy Bat Mitzvah" cards. I'm still not a lady.

[+ Lucky]

@Smurof If that's the biggest lie a man can tell, you haven't met the president.

 

Admin Warning: Lets keep politics out of the Lounge.

Edited October 9, 2020 by Cooper

[TruthBTold]

I have always found being lied to about having an affair to be pretty humiliating and horrendous. I can tell you from first hand experience.

[MscleLovr]

Yes, lying about an affair is “horrendous” as @TruthBTold noted.

 

I have an ex-boyfriend, a glorious-looking muscleboy, who used to humiliate himself by having anonymous sex with strangers. For him, it had to be kinky, depraved sex that was secret and involved them using and abusing him.

 

This was while we were supposedly a couple. When I found out, I confronted him and he denied it…until he confessed and started crying. I forgave him…and it happened again later, and I forgave him again…the next time I kicked him out.

[Daverwr]

How about “I like you” as a lie?