Are gay men less afraid of prostate exams and colonoscopies?

[RealAvalon]

I'm having a prostate MRI on Thurs. They're gonna inflate a balloon up my bum. YeeHa

Good luck. I hope you aren't worrying, Do they let you pick the colour of the balloon?

Edited July 20, 2020 by RealAvalon

[RealAvalon]

I have a related question. Will the doctor know I’m a bottom? Will constipation be a good cover story?

I'm assuming you're joking. Right?

 

I hope no one would feel the need to hide health related information from the man/woman they rely on for medical advice. Top/bottom no one cares. If they do, get a new doctor.

Edited July 20, 2020 by RealAvalon

[marylander1940]

I have a related question. Will the doctor know I’m a bottom? Will constipation be a good cover story?

 

yes!

[snowstalker02]

LOL. I couldn't have foreseen that I was gonna stir the pot so badly. ?

To answer your question: I am straight (and as far as I see, probably the youngest member also ?).

I had told some friends of mine that I am deeply scared of the upcoming examination, hence they "advised" me to "become" gay so that it wouldn't hurt that much. When the urologist touched my prostate, I had to yell out in pain, even though the procedure only took some seconds. He thereupon quite seriously asked me if it hurt. ? Then immediately, last day's joking came into my mind and I was thinking: "Why the hell would anybody let someone fuck them into their asses? That has much more to do with SM than with love. ?"

Edited July 20, 2020 by snowstalker02

[Guy Fawkes]

Only if you wiggle your butt and moan while he's in there...?

 

I have a related question. Will the doctor know I’m a bottom? Will constipation be a good cover story?

[Guy Fawkes]

Your overthinking it then and now. Your average poo is larger than his finger.

 

LOL. I couldn't have foreseen that I was gonna stir the pot so badly. ?

To answer your question: I am straight (and as far as I see, probably the youngest member also ?).

I had told some friends of mine that I am deeply scared of the upcoming examination, hence they "advised" me to "become" gay so that it wouldn't hurt that much. When the urologist touched my prostate, I had to yell out in pain, even though the procedure only took some seconds. He thereupon quite seriously asked me if it hurt. ? Then immediately, last day's joking came into my mind and I was thinking: "Why the hell would anybody let someone fuck them into their asses? That has much more to do with SM than with love. ?"

[snowstalker02]

I can’t talk for all gays but I’m never concerned about prostate exams. In fact, I joke with my urologist that he can start with two fingers. He’s gay and laughs that he’s afraid to lose his watch and rings.

 

But do you feel pain during the prostate exam?

[snowstalker02]

Your overthinking it then and now. Your average poo is larger than his finger.

 

I never felt that kind of pain while taking a shit.

[marylander1940]

Get a new doctor.

Seriously, you take a shit every day that’s bigger than his finger.

 

Yes.

Will he care?

No

 

No.

And.....”cover story”?....WTF?

If you can’t be open with your doctor about getting fucked up the ass...get a new doctor.

 

Yes but maybe it's psychological!

 

@Gar1eth best tops are the ones who occasionally bottom. Have you ever even dream about it?

[+ FreshFluff]

LOL. I couldn't have foreseen that I was gonna stir the pot so badly. ?

To answer your question: I am straight (and as far as I see, probably the youngest member also ?).

 

There are members in their 20s. Someone told me that there are straight women too.

[RealAvalon]

Your overthinking it then and now. Your average poo is larger than his finger.

This is a pointless thread posting. And I just posted one on Rubik's cubes! Everyone, please check out the Rubik's cube thread, in the Lounge

Edited July 21, 2020 by RealAvalon

[snowstalker02]

There are members in their 20s. Someone told me that there are straight women too.

I'm not even in my 20's. ?

[+ FreshFluff]

I'm not even in my 20's. ?

 

Welcome, @snowstalker02 . What brought you to the forum?

[snowstalker02]

Welcome, @snowstalker02 . What brought you to the forum?

 

What I wrote ... I wanted first-hand information about if gay men don't feel pain during a prostate exam or a colonoscopy.

Edited July 20, 2020 by snowstalker02

[BabyBoomer]

I'm not even in my 20's. ?

 

What prompted you to visit a urologist at age 18?

 

~Boomer~

[RealAvalon]

What I wrote ... I wanted first-hand information about if gay men don't feel pain during a prostate exam or a colonoscopy.

A teenager needs this information? What aren't you saying.

[snowstalker02]

What prompted you to visit a urologist at age 18?

 

~Boomer~

 

Pain during ejaculating.

[BabyBoomer]

Pain during ejaculating.

 

What was his diagnosis?

 

~Boomer~

[snowstalker02]

What was his diagnosis?

 

~Boomer~

 

No diagnosis yet. But he told me it could be the bladder or the urethra that could cause the pain. Thus, he is will be examine them in two weeks.

[BabyBoomer]

No diagnosis yet. But he told me it could be the bladder or the urethra that could cause the pain. Thus, he is will be examine them in two weeks.

 

Is he sending you for any tests in the interim?

 

~Boomer~

[snowstalker02]

Nope.

[+ Gar1eth]

 

@Gar1eth best tops are the ones who occasionally bottom. Have you ever even dream about it?

 

Yes, but they've all been nightmares. Actually I'm kidding. I don't think I've ever dreamed about bottoming.

 

Gman

[snowstalker02]

What does "bottoming" mean, which everybody here is talking about?

[wklukas]

Guys & Gals -

MAYBE time to put snowstalker2 on ignore....

think about it.

[EastbayMike]

What does "bottoming" mean, which everybody here is talking about?

It means you're an idiot and you're likely trolling us. You found your way to this site yet you can't figure out what bottoming is?