Halloween Costumes

[RealAvalon]

What are you dressing up as for Halloween tonight? I'm a zombie baseball player with a bat through me.

[RyanDean]

I'll be dressed as an overtired brainiac in the middle of a multi-city work trip.

It's scarily true-to-life.

[Guest]

Just kidding! I'm in Chicago for a conference, and it's snowing!

[InterestingGuy]

I saw three people who wore a whistle around their necks and simply said they were the “whistleblower”

[+ purplekow]

Well I wore a dick around my neck and said I was a dick blower

[BasketBaller]

I dressed as a neighborhood dad giving out candy. I think it was pretty convincing- no candy was left at the end of the evening.

[mike carey]

I saw a tweet, kid turned up with a sign saying, 'I love ceilings'.

Householder: What are you?

Kid: I'm a ceiling fan.

*Householder gave kid all the candy.*

[+ purplekow]

I dressed as a neighborhood dad giving out candy. I think it was pretty convincing- no candy was left at the end of the evening.

I bought 5 bags of candy. At the end of the evening there was no candy left. No trick or treaters came to my door this year.

[Kevin Slater]

Kevin Slater

[+ purplekow]

Kevin Slater

Dexy's Midnight Raiders. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASwge9wc-eI

[+ purplekow]

One of my costume's was that of a head waiter. I wore my tuxedo and had a tray upon which I placed a rubber hatcher, some vegetables and a rubber masked stuffed with newspaper to make the mask look like a head. A little ketchup dried on the veggies. I approached people with the inquiry if they would like some head or can I give you some head. .