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Why do You Hate the Olson Twins - Mary Hate and Trashley?


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I just watched an episode of one of my favorite cable series (instead

 

of working on something substantive or profitable, WEEDS.

 

And I was horrified to find that the bulemic drug addict one

 

Mary Hate? Trashley? Who knows/Who Cares

 

(they are literally interchangeable,) has joined the cast of WEEDS as

 

a Jesus Freak stoner Cocktease.

 

This reminded me of just a few of the reasons why I hate the

 

Olsen Twins:

 

1) The Olsen Twins got to sit on John Stamos' lap and rub up against

that hot cock and feel that tight ass when we was Prime 20 Something

Meat! "Oh UNCLE JESSY!"

 

2) The WEEDS one Needs her Roots done.

 

3) I own Patio Furnuiture with more appeal and talent than the Olsen Twins, yet they are BILLIONAIRES (See there hit DVD "The Olsen Twins Get Hakoonah'd By a Big Mit-tad-dah and Disney Dykes Douche Dallas!")

 

4)The Olsen Twins got to sit on John Stamos' lap and rub up against

that hot cock and feel that tight ass when we was Prime 20 Something

Meat! "Oh UNCLE JESSY!"

 

5) They should be on the "Surreal Life" with the other hasbeens.

 

6) My DOG HAS BIGGER TITS and MORE TALENT!

 

7) My Dog is a Natural BLOND!

 

8) The Olsen Twins got to sit on John Stamos' lap and rub up against

that hot cock and feel that tight ass when we was Prime 20 Something

Meat! "Oh UNCLE JESSY!"

 

9) They have encouraged Bob Saget to try and make a "Comeback" not possible for someone who really never was.

 

10) They just can't wait to play the Bush Twins - Barbara Jr. and Marguerita (no Salt) in the LifeTime Network story of their lives

 

"Terror Twins in Torment - My Life as a BumperStickerLicker and other Illegal Substances"

 

11) The Olsen Twins got to sit on John Stamos' lap and rub up against

that hot cock and feel that tight ass when we was Prime 20 Something

Meat! "Oh UNCLE JESSY!"

 

12) (Drum Roll Please) THEY BE HO's - and not in a Good way!

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>The fact that they are that rich is a sad commentary on the

>level of culture in middle America.

 

Their wealth has been accumulated as a result of relentlessly making films, clothes and direct to video movies that pander to children and their product buying parents (and of course Rick Munroe). More than reflecting on the culture of middle America, their wealth speaks to successful marketing to a niche group of customers who seem to have lots of discretionary income. However odius, their companies made their money the old fashioned way, by telling people what they want and then selling it to them.

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The headline here implies that I not only have an opinion of the Olsen twins, but that it is an opinion of hate. I don't hate the Olsen twins because I barely know who they are. I couldn't care less about them. What I wonder is why they are appearing on a gay male message board about escorts? Are we that juvenile?

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..the john stamos line was very funny....but i like them...i have a daughter their age and feel like i want to protect them...by the way, their merchandise is designed entirely by gay men who i happen to know....they have told me that the girls have worked their asses off for their fortune since they were babies and that they are sweethearts...

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>>The fact that they are that rich is a sad commentary on the

>>level of culture in middle America.

>

>Their wealth has been accumulated as a result of relentlessly

>making films, clothes and direct to video movies that pander

>to children and their product buying parents (and of course

>Rick Munroe). More than reflecting on the culture of middle

>America, their wealth speaks to successful marketing to a

>niche group of customers who seem to have lots of

>discretionary income. However odius, their companies made

>their money the old fashioned way, by telling people what they

>want and then selling it to them.

 

I grant you that everything you say is true. It does not, however, IMHO, alter my thought about the sate of culture in middle America.

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>>I grant you that everything you say is true. It does not,

>>however, IMHO, alter my thought about the sate of culture in

>>middle America.

>

>Having grown up in middle America I can assure you it has

>never been sated in culture. ;-)

 

Well I don't think Middle America is much different from Middle Canada - those bible belts have a way of crushing anything that is remotely cultural - Praise the Lord!!!

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Guest Wetnwildbear

>I have all of their dolls. I have contributed to their

>fortune. Please forgive me. :o

 

 

Oh Rick why is it always the Big Hairy Butch Looking Ones

 

who get trapped in the Evil Olsen Web of Deceit and Degradation.

 

 

I'll Try and Forgive you . . . Someday. . .

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>Well I don't think Middle America is much different from

>Middle Canada - those bible belts have a way of crushing

>anything that is remotely cultural - Praise the Lord!!!

 

Curb your enthusiasm. We wouldn't want that bitch of an admin sending this thread off to the religion forum. :9

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