MATT ANTHONY'S 9/24 REVIEW

[Epigonos]

I really don't understand the point of this 9/24 review of Matt Anthony. It really doesn't tell me much, in plain old fashioned English, about this escort. As far as I'm concerned all the mythological references are silly. It's all too clever for words. But then again each to his own.

Edited September 24, 2019 by Epigonos

[+ José Soplanucas]

I really don't understand the point of this 9/24 review of Matt Anthony. It really doesn't tell me much, in plain old fashioned English, about this escort. As far as I'm concerned all the mythological references are silly. It's all too clever for words. But then again each to his own.

 

I want some of whatever he is smoking.

[marylander1940]

I really don't understand the point of this 9/24 review of Matt Anthony. It really doesn't tell me much, in plain old fashioned English, about this escort. As far as I'm concerned all the mythological references are silly. It's all too clever for words. But then again each to his own.

 

 

@Chad Constantine Would you like to contribute? I’m assuming you’re wrote. It is an interesting lecture!

[Chad Constantine]

Yes, I have recently review @MrMattBig. Sorry for being such a troglodyte and for making such puerile references but I did not realize one needed to have a reason to review someone and that it had to be in a particular style. Had Matt would have conducted himself in such a manner as to not maintain my attention or gain my respect I could have easily just put 5 stars and wrote something crass and crude about him and kept it moving. However, after having the honor and privileged of meeting such a gregarious, intelligent, and magnanimous individual and unfortunately not having my curiosity quenched I could not stop listening to operatic and classical music for at least a week. It was only due to having the ability to submit a review of this young gentlemen that I at least could have cathartic experience.

 

As for the review hopefully further elaboration on it as well as what I was thinking about would help to make it clear. The first half of the first line is more than it seems. Yes, I am stating his name but there is a reason why I chose to say it in such a way. I thought this was the best way to highlight nature. I do not know if he chose this moniker or was given it, but he lives up to it at least in my book. Matthew mean "Gift of Yahweh." Anthony which is derived from Antonius means "Priceless" or "Of Inestimable Worth.” Matt is of inestimable worth and a priceless gift of God. The use of the word line was to conjure up the imagery of lineal descent. I know it is a stretch, but I was hoping that a connection would be drawn to Marc Anthony one of my favorite Latin singers. Then even further to the Marcus Antonius a ruler and conjurer who has been with both sexes just as our young Matt. The second part of the first sentence is all about his looks on the surface but also connected to one of his services.

 

I do not know about anyone else but I can not see Matt as a handsome man. I am confident enough to say I doubt he would take it as an insult. I just see him as an amazing work of art. Works of art could never be described as being handsome only beautiful. From his twinkling eyes to his dazzling smile or his prominent clavicle to his sinewy musculature is the work of a master craftsman. I chose to describe his beauty as ethereal because of the celestial or heavenly aspect. I originally wanted to liken him to, the Angel of Joy, Haniel but was unaware of his religious affiliations and thought better to not risk giving him any offense. I figured celestial beings and heavenly beings, for a majority of human history, have been worshiped and since that is one of many appetites he can fulfill saw it fitting to use that instead of the religious reference. Shall we proceed to the next line.

 

The second line in my opinion is pretty self-explanatory. It has to do with lust, greed, and certain kinks. When I looked at his pictures and even met him in person I could not stop bobbleheading him. I have told Matt myself that it took me 3 weeks just to realize there is lighting equipment and pictures in the background of his photographs. I do not know if he tans, but he does have an amazing golden hue. As most people know or may have forgotten aurum or Au is the symbol for gold. That is why I used Midas because like him you will most likely lust after Matt and want be greedy with his time. It was also an allusion to voyeurism and trying the Kamasutra since there are at least 79 position which connects back to the atomic number for gold. As they say onward and upward we go to the next verse.

 

The third line is all about sexuality and its expression. I had in mind 4 youthful appearing gods those had connections to sexuality. What came to mind first were Cupid, Apollo, Priapus, and Pan. The reason I did consider using the first 3 is because Cupid is considered cute, Apollo though beautiful his more known myth are filled with jealousy and spitefulness, and Priapus was depicted as a dickhead in many of his statues. Pan in my mind fit the best because he is known for his sexual prowess. Pan being a faun and god of the wild brought forth imagery of different fantasies and lifestyles his clientele may live exhibitionist, naturists, furries, and BDSM pet play to name a few. The latter speaks of his repertoire of toys needed to satisfy such a clientele.

 

The fourth through sixth lines has to deal with Matt's alluring, pansexual, and non-judgmental nature. As I have stated previously I fell under the spell known as Matt Anthony. The Flute, congas, and lute are references to one's penis and ass. Playing with oneself is fun but can get boring but add in another and so many variations can now be done. Matt unlike others in his profession he does not feel like he is phoning it in. That in and of itself is an amazing quality to have. Pure and at the core of his very being is exuding passion to all walks of life in all their wondrous shape, sexes, and sizes. The three animals I chose to represent three different types of gender. Though I could have picked more subtle animal for the transgender community I felt it best to be blunt and go with the bearded lady imagery. I did not want to use the clown fish, the cuttlefish, or the banana slugs. I liked the bearded dragon has the ability while still in it's egg to switch from male to female I also preferred the strength and nobility that the word dragon conjures up. Lion was easy choice being king of the jungle. As for the female I was going back and forth between picking a fish due to its colloquial usage but opted for beaver because at least that one didn't have the bad smell connotation attached to it.

 

The final lines deal with patronage and playing with his zodiac sign. The sign of Scorpio is ruled by the planet Pluto. The planets that inhabit our solar system are named after the Roman gods and goddess. Now Pluto or Hades, the god of the underworld, entrusted Charon to be the ferryman of soul across the rivers Styx and Acheron that separated the living world from the underworld. I originally wanted the lines read in such a way that you had to pay the Charon to reach Elysium or heaven where Matt metaphorically lives. However, that concept just did not want to come to fruition in my brain, so I went with the astrological reference. Charon is one of Pluto's moons and I thought an infatuated lover would only be satisfied if he/she gained something from it plus it was an easy way to add in the idea of a Ménage à trois. This was basically what my ideas that went into making my review hopefully this further explanation helps.

[rvwnsd]

Yes, I have recently review @MrMattBig. Sorry for being such a troglodyte and for making such puerile references but I did not realize one needed to have a reason to review someone and that it had to be in a particular style. Had Matt would have conducted himself in such a manner as to not maintain my attention or gain my respect I could have easily just put 5 stars and wrote something crass and crude about him and kept it moving. However, after having the honor and privileged of meeting such a gregarious, intelligent, and magnanimous individual and unfortunately not having my curiosity quenched I could not stop listening to operatic and classical music for at least a week. It was only due to having the ability to submit a review of this young gentlemen that I at least could have cathartic experience.

 

As for the review hopefully further elaboration on it as well as what I was thinking about would help to make it clear. The first half of the first line is more than it seems. Yes, I am stating his name but there is a reason why I chose to say it in such a way. I thought this was the best way to highlight nature. I do not know if he chose this moniker or was given it, but he lives up to it at least in my book. Matthew mean "Gift of Yahweh." Anthony which is derived from Antonius means "Priceless" or "Of Inestimable Worth.” Matt is of inestimable worth and a priceless gift of God. The use of the word line was to conjure up the imagery of lineal descent. I know it is a stretch, but I was hoping that a connection would be drawn to Marc Anthony one of my favorite Latin singers. Then even further to the Marcus Antonius a ruler and conjurer who has been with both sexes just as our young Matt. The second part of the first sentence is all about his looks on the surface but also connected to one of his services.

 

I do not know about anyone else but I can not see Matt as a handsome man. I am confident enough to say I doubt he would take it as an insult. I just see him as an amazing work of art. Works of art could never be described as being handsome only beautiful. From his twinkling eyes to his dazzling smile or his prominent clavicle to his sinewy musculature is the work of a master craftsman. I chose to describe his beauty as ethereal because of the celestial or heavenly aspect. I originally wanted to liken him to, the Angel of Joy, Haniel but was unaware of his religious affiliations and thought better to not risk giving him any offense. I figured celestial beings and heavenly beings, for a majority of human history, have been worshiped and since that is one of many appetites he can fulfill saw it fitting to use that instead of the religious reference. Shall we proceed to the next line.

 

The second line in my opinion is pretty self-explanatory. It has to do with lust, greed, and certain kinks. When I looked at his pictures and even met him in person I could not stop bobbleheading him. I have told Matt myself that it took me 3 weeks just to realize there is lighting equipment and pictures in the background of his photographs. I do not know if he tans, but he does have an amazing golden hue. As most people know or may have forgotten aurum or Au is the symbol for gold. That is why I used Midas because like him you will most likely lust after Matt and want be greedy with his time. It was also an allusion to voyeurism and trying the Kamasutra since there are at least 79 position which connects back to the atomic number for gold. As they say onward and upward we go to the next verse.

 

The third line is all about sexuality and its expression. I had in mind 4 youthful appearing gods those had connections to sexuality. What came to mind first were Cupid, Apollo, Priapus, and Pan. The reason I did consider using the first 3 is because Cupid is considered cute, Apollo though beautiful his more known myth are filled with jealousy and spitefulness, and Priapus was depicted as a dickhead in many of his statues. Pan in my mind fit the best because he is known for his sexual prowess. Pan being a faun and god of the wild brought forth imagery of different fantasies and lifestyles his clientele may live exhibitionist, naturists, furries, and BDSM pet play to name a few. The latter speaks of his repertoire of toys needed to satisfy such a clientele.

 

The fourth through sixth lines has to deal with Matt's alluring, pansexual, and non-judgmental nature. As I have stated previously I fell under the spell known as Matt Anthony. The Flute, congas, and lute are references to one's penis and ass. Playing with oneself is fun but can get boring but add in another and so many variations can now be done. Matt unlike others in his profession he does not feel like he is phoning it in. That in and of itself is an amazing quality to have. Pure and at the core of his very being is exuding passion to all walks of life in all their wondrous shape, sexes, and sizes. The three animals I chose to represent three different types of gender. Though I could have picked more subtle animal for the transgender community I felt it best to be blunt and go with the bearded lady imagery. I did not want to use the clown fish, the cuttlefish, or the banana slugs. I liked the bearded dragon has the ability while still in it's egg to switch from male to female I also preferred the strength and nobility that the word dragon conjures up. Lion was easy choice being king of the jungle. As for the female I was going back and forth between picking a fish due to its colloquial usage but opted for beaver because at least that one didn't have the bad smell connotation attached to it.

 

The final lines deal with patronage and playing with his zodiac sign. The sign of Scorpio is ruled by the planet Pluto. The planets that inhabit our solar system are named after the Roman gods and goddess. Now Pluto or Hades, the god of the underworld, entrusted Charon to be the ferryman of soul across the rivers Styx and Acheron that separated the living world from the underworld. I originally wanted the lines read in such a way that you had to pay the Charon to reach Elysium or heaven where Matt metaphorically lives. However, that concept just did not want to come to fruition in my brain, so I went with the astrological reference. Charon is one of Pluto's moons and I thought an infatuated lover would only be satisfied if he/she gained something from it plus it was an easy way to add in the idea of a Ménage à trois. This was basically what my ideas that went into making my review hopefully this further explanation helps.

While not my writing style, I found the review to be funny and enjoyable and was able to figure out with ease what the reviewer was saying..

[+ Gar1eth]

a

While not my writing style, I found the review to be funny and enjoyable and was able to figure out with ease what the reviewer was saying..

 

I was wondering if Chad and @robberbaron4u were trained at the same writing institute.

 

Gman

[+ José Soplanucas]

Yes, I have recently review @MrMattBig. Sorry for being such a troglodyte and for making such puerile references but I did not realize one needed to have a reason to review someone and that it had to be in a particular style. Had Matt would have conducted himself in such a manner as to not maintain my attention or gain my respect I could have easily just put 5 stars and wrote something crass and crude about him and kept it moving. However, after having the honor and privileged of meeting such a gregarious, intelligent, and magnanimous individual and unfortunately not having my curiosity quenched I could not stop listening to operatic and classical music for at least a week. It was only due to having the ability to submit a review of this young gentlemen that I at least could have cathartic experience.

 

As for the review hopefully further elaboration on it as well as what I was thinking about would help to make it clear. The first half of the first line is more than it seems. Yes, I am stating his name but there is a reason why I chose to say it in such a way. I thought this was the best way to highlight nature. I do not know if he chose this moniker or was given it, but he lives up to it at least in my book. Matthew mean "Gift of Yahweh." Anthony which is derived from Antonius means "Priceless" or "Of Inestimable Worth.” Matt is of inestimable worth and a priceless gift of God. The use of the word line was to conjure up the imagery of lineal descent. I know it is a stretch, but I was hoping that a connection would be drawn to Marc Anthony one of my favorite Latin singers. Then even further to the Marcus Antonius a ruler and conjurer who has been with both sexes just as our young Matt. The second part of the first sentence is all about his looks on the surface but also connected to one of his services.

 

I do not know about anyone else but I can not see Matt as a handsome man. I am confident enough to say I doubt he would take it as an insult. I just see him as an amazing work of art. Works of art could never be described as being handsome only beautiful. From his twinkling eyes to his dazzling smile or his prominent clavicle to his sinewy musculature is the work of a master craftsman. I chose to describe his beauty as ethereal because of the celestial or heavenly aspect. I originally wanted to liken him to, the Angel of Joy, Haniel but was unaware of his religious affiliations and thought better to not risk giving him any offense. I figured celestial beings and heavenly beings, for a majority of human history, have been worshiped and since that is one of many appetites he can fulfill saw it fitting to use that instead of the religious reference. Shall we proceed to the next line.

 

The second line in my opinion is pretty self-explanatory. It has to do with lust, greed, and certain kinks. When I looked at his pictures and even met him in person I could not stop bobbleheading him. I have told Matt myself that it took me 3 weeks just to realize there is lighting equipment and pictures in the background of his photographs. I do not know if he tans, but he does have an amazing golden hue. As most people know or may have forgotten aurum or Au is the symbol for gold. That is why I used Midas because like him you will most likely lust after Matt and want be greedy with his time. It was also an allusion to voyeurism and trying the Kamasutra since there are at least 79 position which connects back to the atomic number for gold. As they say onward and upward we go to the next verse.

 

The third line is all about sexuality and its expression. I had in mind 4 youthful appearing gods those had connections to sexuality. What came to mind first were Cupid, Apollo, Priapus, and Pan. The reason I did consider using the first 3 is because Cupid is considered cute, Apollo though beautiful his more known myth are filled with jealousy and spitefulness, and Priapus was depicted as a dickhead in many of his statues. Pan in my mind fit the best because he is known for his sexual prowess. Pan being a faun and god of the wild brought forth imagery of different fantasies and lifestyles his clientele may live exhibitionist, naturists, furries, and BDSM pet play to name a few. The latter speaks of his repertoire of toys needed to satisfy such a clientele.

 

The fourth through sixth lines has to deal with Matt's alluring, pansexual, and non-judgmental nature. As I have stated previously I fell under the spell known as Matt Anthony. The Flute, congas, and lute are references to one's penis and ass. Playing with oneself is fun but can get boring but add in another and so many variations can now be done. Matt unlike others in his profession he does not feel like he is phoning it in. That in and of itself is an amazing quality to have. Pure and at the core of his very being is exuding passion to all walks of life in all their wondrous shape, sexes, and sizes. The three animals I chose to represent three different types of gender. Though I could have picked more subtle animal for the transgender community I felt it best to be blunt and go with the bearded lady imagery. I did not want to use the clown fish, the cuttlefish, or the banana slugs. I liked the bearded dragon has the ability while still in it's egg to switch from male to female I also preferred the strength and nobility that the word dragon conjures up. Lion was easy choice being king of the jungle. As for the female I was going back and forth between picking a fish due to its colloquial usage but opted for beaver because at least that one didn't have the bad smell connotation attached to it.

 

The final lines deal with patronage and playing with his zodiac sign. The sign of Scorpio is ruled by the planet Pluto. The planets that inhabit our solar system are named after the Roman gods and goddess. Now Pluto or Hades, the god of the underworld, entrusted Charon to be the ferryman of soul across the rivers Styx and Acheron that separated the living world from the underworld. I originally wanted the lines read in such a way that you had to pay the Charon to reach Elysium or heaven where Matt metaphorically lives. However, that concept just did not want to come to fruition in my brain, so I went with the astrological reference. Charon is one of Pluto's moons and I thought an infatuated lover would only be satisfied if he/she gained something from it plus it was an easy way to add in the idea of a Ménage à trois. This was basically what my ideas that went into making my review hopefully this further explanation helps.

 

 

Dios mío! @stevenkesslar is contagious!

[Chad Constantine]

Dios mío! @stevenkesslar is contagious!

[Chad Constantine]

a

 

 

I was wondering if Chad and @robberbaron4u were trained at the same writing institute.

 

Gman

 

It is highly doubtful though I will consider it an honor. Unless my passion and curiosity is stroked only then can my more emotional writing style naturally be evoked. Even back in school I would just stare at the computer and have the TV running in the background until some form of inspiration came. Once it came the word just would spring into my brain.

[John]

I didn't make it past the first sentence of the review. I only made it two or three sentences into the long entry above. I applaud people trying to play with style and form, but this exercise didn't work for me. That doesn't say that the writer is bad, just that for me this effort failed.

[+ azdr0710]

the review in question......review #8....September 24

 

https://daddysreviews.com/cruise/2019-09-24/matt_anthony_la

Edited September 26, 2019 by azdr0710

[rvwnsd]

a

 

 

I was wondering if Chad and @robberbaron4u were trained at the same writing institute.

 

Gman

 

My thoughts exactly!

 

Dios mío! @stevenkesslar is contagious!

Oh, honey, this doesn't even scratch Steven's surface.

[+ oldNbusted]

I feel sorry for Matt in all this, he is clearly a stand up guy.

[robberbaron4u]

I have pruned the flower garden of my verbosity to one word with regard to desirable escorts: !!!FAB-U-LUXE!!!, and, with regard to less desirable escorts, two words, !!!SINK ME!!! .

[+ MysticMenace]

the review in question......review #8....September 24

 

https://daddysreviews.com/cruise/2019-09-24/matt_anthony_la

 

I am impressed by the poetry in the review. Yes, not everyone may get it, but I appreciate the thought and effort to describe the experience. Excited that he is visiting DC, might even go try him out. Who knows, it might evoke a poet or creative narrator in me as well once I have experienced him.

[guru68]

Wasted on me - I might have otherwise thought it was satirical.

[Guest leftbench23]

Anyone seen Matt Anthony? I feel like trying someone different and he is in DC this weekend!

[BuffaloKyle]

28 minutes ago, leftbench23 said:

Anyone seen Matt Anthony? I feel like trying someone different and he is in DC this weekend!

I know from a reliable source he is amazing.

[+ MysticMenace]

2 minutes ago, BuffaloKyle said:

I know from a reliable source he is amazing.

is this reliable source also amazing? 🤣

[+ RJD]

26 minutes ago, BuffaloKyle said:

I know from a reliable source he is amazing.

Same here.  I know someone who has spent a few extended sessions with him and has nothing but postiive comments about Matt.  

[+ azdr0710]

the September 24, 2019, review:

Experience: Ode To Matt
Matthew of the line of Anthony no man shall compare to thy beauties ethereality. From head to toes and back again even King Midas would yearn for thine aurum melanin. This son of Pan what an inquisitive boy has mastered all of his seductive Earthly toys. How boring it is to play with one's flute he shall hypnotize thee with his wondrously fat congas and lute. His souls and his body call out to play with all manner of creature straight or gay. Whether it be bearded dragon, lion, or wood loving beaver all are impressed by his Joie de Vivre. Unfortunate for ye that wish to see this man of the line of Anthony. Charon infatuated now orbits this majestic prince.

[+ keroscenefire]

I met up with Matt when I was in Portland just in June. Great guy...recommend him highly!

[+ dupontversDC]

I've had many great sessions with Matt.  He's very reliable and always a great time.