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Marylander, you’re killing me (in a good way) - this dude looks a lot like my first major romance in college; hot, beefy football player, always carried an extra 30-40 lbs (he played defense) - he could bench press 275 and not break a sweat; omg the memories- thanks, man

Picklette Ball Gherkin Ball Tally Whacker Ball Look, Ma, no-hands-Ball Pecker Ball The endless list boggles the mind ...

I have several pair of dress shoes for special occasions. Pre-pandemic, when I would visit a business client regularly, there was a shoe repair store in the lobby of the parking garage. The people there shined them the old fashioned way - lots of elbow grease and pride. $10 a pair which would last for months. When you spend $$$ on Ferragamo and Bally, they will last many years and look brand new. Rarely do quality shoes go out of style. And you know how much I love leather. ?

I assume one of those beers is for me? And I’ll gladly take both nips, sir!

On Pornhub Gay, if you search on “massage” there are over 10K hits; that’s not too bad. I’ve probably only seen about 2/3 of them. Pretty sure I can get through the rest of ‘em by Valentines Day.

well, there you have it - maybe he’s a gay man living as a straight man playing a gay man - just sayin’

Thank you so much for the post. I’ve been attending either a sing-along of Messiah for decades or at least a concert and this year, damnit, there’s of course no sing-alongs and no in-person performances. The link is to Voices8, which is amazing. Only one small thing, the “Comfort ye” was as slow as I’ve ever heard. Even boosting the speed to 1.25 was draggy. However, the “Why do the nations” was perfect tempo, if not a hair too fast. Anyhow, very enjoyable.

If you want to see Nicole‘s chops, check out “The Undoing” on HBO. She sort of recreates the persona from “Eyes Wide Shut” that came out 21 years ago. Stellar performance; the woman never ages. Alas, Meryl was somewhat disappointing for me - a softened lens on the closeups would have helped as they did in “Let Them All Talk” also new on HBO. Very sorry, I know this is a Netflix thread; I’ve subscribed to so many streamers I can’t keep track of who’s where. Love Andrew Rannells, oh hell, do I ever.

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Meryl Streep, Candice Bergen, Dianne Wiest ... lotsa hype, lotsa promotion. Maybe I’m missing something, but I thought it was gawd-awful. Probably ought to wait a week and watch it again. Reviews are not surprisingly mixed.

Oh my, that’s one impressive phallus. ??

Thanks for the link. Interesting read. In it, there are a few quotations from amateur grammarians like this one: “If it wasn't done on purpose, I would suggest Patrick go back to English Grammar 101 before he writes his next column.” I know we’re talking about prepositions, but it made me chuckle, however, when the writer fucks up the correct use of the subjunctive mood. “If it weren’t done ... “ I love the subjunctive - always makes me think of something sinister or dirty. Say the word slowly and put emphasis on “junct” - oh yeah, baby.

I guess I lived a more sheltered life than I realized.

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uh, I’m no doctor, but that would scare me, just sayin’ - blood coming outside the body is rarely a good sign

Thanks for posting. That’s a very unique fact to remember.

Even though I’m not hiring right now, I still read the RM ads with regularity. I continue to be intrigued by the number of cute, seemingly intelligent young men who apparently were absent during many of their English grammar classes. Without naming names, here’s an example: “What do you enjoy most about yourself? My personality, a personality is built more around then just how you act its also what you do. And enjoying most my time at the Mormon Church I attened, and my part time at job at Chick Fil A. in both thoses enviroment, you are helping others and being rewarded left and right.” So I guess I’d give him a C- at least. Spelling, run-on sentences fragments, missing words, oh my. It’s one thing to write colloquially in posts such as this one, however, when marketing oneself perhaps a little more attention to detail is in order. This same young man also wrote “persay” instead of per se which made me really chuckle. I can forgive a typo here and there. But gentlemen, spell checkers are everywhere and they can be our fiends if we just let them!

There are 4 basic food groups: sugar, salt, caffeine and grease. Ergo, the perfect food is a chocolate chip cookie. My advice? Eat as many as you can until you’re 30. Then stop.

Interesting. I started about 13 and rarely missed a day up through college. Even when I was in a relationship, I’d still do it, but not as often. Being single now, and with the pandemic, I’m back to my regular routine. Unless something drastically changes, I’ll still be pounding away like always.

someone needs to tell him what the preferred pronouns thing is all about

Sort of related - I had seen a masseur a few times, but something just didn’t seem right - just a weird vibe. So I researched his phone number and found his real name and the address matched. The vibe then told me to check court records (which is possible in many states) and voila, the dude had quite a criminal history. It was the somewhat recent charge of “bodily assault with intent to harm” that ended my patronage. Oh yeah, a few restraining orders, too.

Agreed. Stay with jt. There are some minor roles throughout with a couple of hunky dudes that make it well worth the time. “David”’s over the top swish does get a little tiresome. But I guarantee that Moira’s vocabulary is the best ever,

I fuckin’ love this thread! Thanks for all the posts - spank bank, for sure. Marylander, you rock!

While visiting my hometown a few years ago, I treated my parents to front table seats at a well-known dinner-theater in the round. Prior to the show, I had been perusing the Masseur ads for the area since I usually made at least one arrangement when I visited. One ad was a traveling masseur who commented that he’d be available for about 6 weeks. Odd, I thought. And he was hot. Stared at his pics and made a mental note. Fast forward to the theater. You guessed it, the masseur dude was in the cast in a starring role. I had over two hours to watch him perform, warble, and dance his little ass off. I texted him after the show and we set up an appointment for the next day. I did not say a word about the show, and we had an amazing eruptive time together. Afterwards I checked and found there was a Sunday matinee, and what the hell, I got a single ticket and went back. For some reason, the first performance didn’t have a meet-and-greet, but the matinee certainly did. His face was priceless when I went through the shake-hands line and gave him a big old hug. He just kept saying OMG over and over. I made it back for a couple of more “sessions” before his engagement ended. I track his whereabouts in case he’s in an upcoming show in my area. Stunning man.

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