I told my husband that he'd probably shave a penis on the back of my head, LOL.
Unfortunately I have really fine blond hair, so if it's just shaved, I look like i stuck my finger in an electrical outlet. One of the our neighbors was a hairdresser and she's offered to mask up and cut our hair. Since NY is still locked up through 5/15 (and probably longer) I may have to take her up on it. When my hair gets long, I start to get pimples everywhere (back of neck behind ears, etc.) Maybe I'll just shave it all and look like Sloth from The Goonies. ha! (some men look hot when they're bald. Not me).