Mjonis

Let’s see mom’s sayings were ”wait until your father gets home”. Then we knew we were dead uff da. Or however it’s spelled. We lived in North Dakota at the time my grandmother would say ”I’ll give you something to cry about “ and ”don’t smell the gas it’ll eat your brain out” and ”don’t put your hand on the conveyor belt or it’ll get stuck and you’ll scream bloody murder” dad’s sayings What in the Sam Hell You low life Lilly livered gut sucking...... quit your lolly gagging if you moved any slower you’d be going in reverse

I’d love to be in the middle of that manwich

mmmm. Would love a bukakke session

Yum!!!!

Our grocery bill has gone up by about 25%. Things like meat are more expensive. You can’t buy or wait for sales any more. If you see it buy it. Otherwise they’ll be out of it. Frozen vegetable are constantly out of something. Fresh salad is hit and miss

nope

flu vaccine varies as they have to "guess" which strains to make the vaccines for ahead of time (other factors as well). I believe HIV has an extremely high mutation rate and a very rapid reproduction rate, which probably make it difficult to vaccinate against.

There USED to be (not sure if it's still there) called naughtybids.com (like eBay for porn stuff). Jeez, if I die now there will be all sorts of things in my box. LOL (not porn collection - various prostate toys, cock rings, etc.)

Yeah or the "chin diaper" (as south park put it). Annoys me too.

I know, I saw his pictures and couldn't believe he was 80. Very sad

YES!!! Please!

I think it's very positive news. Fingers crossed!

Mine is the Fort Troff Ridge Ripper It's not on their site any longer. Great prostate toy/massager.

For me, anything that large is not pleasurable. Going "up too far" is kinda painful. But everyone is different. I get more pleasure from the prostate and ironically going "in and out" all the way. Husband has a HUGE mushroom head, which feels awesome when it goes in and out all the way. At least for me. I also love vibrators/prostate massagers there.

It's interesting how my "tastes" have changed (LOL). Back when porn was only really on VCR tapes (well before internet) the sex seemed to be: Guy sucks another guy, then gets fucked, then they jerk off. I was never really turned on at all by the anal sex. When I saw my first handjob in a porn film I was totally enamored. Later (25-30) I was still not interested in topping/bottoming and no way was I eating ass. However, around mid-30s, I discovered after I shaved my balls, taint, ass-crack that things were more sensitive and pleasurable "down there". A few fingers, dildos later, and I discovered that it felt really really good. Not sure if I've gotten used to my husband ass or what but now I totally love eating his ass. I love being rimmed. I also like being fucked (provided my digestive system is behaving and no roids). Unfortunately I'm also a bit of a sex piggy now too but husband is not, he's more "plain jane", but oh well.

So now that I think about it. My cock is also curved upward slightly. I can see it being difficult if the bottom isn’t up high enough. A high bed with a pillow might help.

hmm. Not yet but a few of those maybe we’ll try

And ironically I like being on my back with a curved cock going in. Hits the prostate perfectly.

Our beds are very tall. Small pillow underneath gets almost the perfect height (well for us). I wouldn't consider myself slender or agile. Hubby is a bit more chubby than I. I still would like to get a sling, but it's not exactly cheap. Plus how does one explain the hardware on the ceiling? LOL. "Oh that? Plant hanger. Over the bed. haha"

Our beds are very tall. Small pillow underneath gets almost the perfect height (well for us). I wouldn't consider myself slender or agile. Hubby is a bit more chubby than I. I still would like to get a sling, but it's not exactly cheap. Plus how does one explain the hardware on the ceiling? LOL. "Oh that? Plant hanger. Over the bed. haha"

Would love to have those balls slapping on me.

I've been able to cum a few times just from the anal. It helps if I've edged quite a bit beforehand. Also, gotta hit the prostate just right, IMO. It feels totally amazing though when it happens.

I've started doing "exercises" in the shower (the hot water makes my sack hang lower). Just using hands to stretch for 1-2 minutes. I have the Fort Troff trainer (metal but it's got that magnet thingy). Gotta be careful to not pinch yourself. haha. I might try the leather one to get a little more weight though. My understanding is that it takes 1-2 years to get things to stretch out.

I like being "missionary" so I can kiss and also play with my husbands balls while he fucks me. However, sometimes it feels better to be doggy style (gotta hit that prostate *just right*). Plus when he goes in all the way I can feel his ballsack on my ass. I would love to have him on his back and I "ride" his cock, but my one knee has something funky with it, so it's painful to "squat" (but actually feels the most pleasurable to be honest). Would LOVE to have a sling in the house. haha I'd like to get that fuck bench from Fort Troff so I could be milked ( Love my cock being stroked in that position, bend it down/back). Or also they have that toilet seat/chair for rimming. Might build my own. Unfortunately I have some neck issues so while I love rimming and ball sucking/oral I have to have my husband get to the edge of the bed so I can kneel, but not tilt my head back. Or lay down and he straddles me so I can tongue him back and forth.

OMG, they are so hot! (Stork and that Veterinarian). Mmmm. Love the hairy chests. Also, what about Dr. Brad on "My Feet Are Killing me"? Normally I have a foot "phobia" (I dislike feets, including my own--LOL). But he can touch my feet ANY time. (and a few other places/things). https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a30379098/dr-brad-schaeffer-my-feet-are-killing-me-tlc/