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Now I don't know Jack ( or I guess in this case 'Jacks'😝😝😝). But aren't they both fairly well-endowed?

In case someone missed Mr. Hollis in my cooking thread, I thought this was funny enough to post here. To whet your whistle a bit, I shall quote from Mr. Hollis, "Well like other Europeans these still have their skins on." Intrigued, or possibly even titillated? Then watch the reel below.

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I knew a casting decision wasn't far off as my dark mark is becoming clearer and clearer.

I just noted it was dented on the left end -don't know if it was like that from the seller or if it happened during shipping and/or the storage process. And looking back at the pictures on eBay -I notice that there aren't pictures of either end of the machine. It most likely shouldn't affect the function. Luckily I bought an All State Policy at the time I got it. I haven't fired it up yet. I need to wash the baking tray and the blades. But I'm getting ready to gO out to dinner with my Mom. So it will have to wait until later tonight or tomorrow. I'll keep y'all apprised of my progress. Interesting thing about the instruction manual. I couldn't find where it actually said it made a 2 lb. loaf. Maybe it specified it somewhere, and I missed it at 4 AM in the morning when I hadn't been to bed yet. Now looking at the blurb about the machine on Amazon, I did see where it said it made a 2 lb. loaf. I'll go back and re-read to see if I just missed it. It came with a DVD with some type of instructions. I wonder if I can find it on YouTube as I don't have a DVD drive to look at it with anymore.

I have hand arthritis-as well as what seems like every major joint arthritis-I wonder how I'd take to kneading.

By a strange coincidence I had just heard of Joshua Weissman for the first time a week ago in this video.

I'm assuming from the shape that these were made by hand. 🤔🤔 In either case they're beautiful!!

Definitely on my income. But don't worry-I used PayPal to pay over time. I think it was 4 monthly payments. So the hit wasn't too bad. I was on a bread making kick during the Pandemic along with a lot of other people-the flour shelf at Wally World was routinely almost bare. I bought a (much cheaper than this current one) used machine through eBay then that made cylindrical loaves. I made pumpernickel back then a few times from a recipe I obtained online (*recipe link below). It didn't taste like store bought pumpernickel-and I'm sure it wasn't traditional. But I liked it. This new machine has two paddles and makes a 2 lb. more conventional shaped loaf. Professional food stylists eat your heart out!! That old machine has been in storage for over two years-I'm not sure where exactly it is in the storage unit. So I haven't made any bread since around 2022. @MikeBiDude you are probably right about attempting pumpernickel in a new machine being the equivalent of trying to run before I've learned to walk. But I have most of the ingredients other than rye flour and vital wheat gluten being delivered today. And I'm going to try to pick those up at a specialty grocery store later today or tomorrow ( HEB's Central Market). If I don't get there, then I'll try a Parmesan-Rosemary Loaf. Wish me luck on whatever I bake... for then the Queen's Child Away I'll take....whoops a fairy tale creeped in -but I guess that's appropriate for this forum. 😂😂😂 * Bread Machine Pumpernickel Bread WWW.ALLRECIPES.COM A hearty, healthy bread that combines bread, rye, and whole wheat flours with cocoa and molasses.

I actually bought it last May. But I didn't really have a place to put it, so it's been in storage. I hadn't even opened up the box it was shipped in until about an hour ago. It's a Zojirushi BB-CEC20. I understand that Zojirushi is supposed to be a very good brand. It was described as barely used and looks it. I hope it is in working order. Luckily I did get an insurance policy in case it doesn't. Assuming it works, it was a really good deal. A new one on Amazon costs about $340. I paid around $175 including shipping. I'm going to try my 1st loaf either later today or Monday. I'm thinking of either trying a pumpernickel recipe or a rosemary parmesan loaf. Wish me luck!!

Obviously I don't know Jack-or should that be 'jack'? 😝😝😝 He's a handsome guy and looks athletic. But he's bound to have looked at ads by 'averagely' muscular guys on RM. I wonder why he considers himself muscular compared to them.

He's really handsome. But I'm not usually into straight guys pandering to us. I remember back years ago before Nick Jonas was married when he used to give vague signals that he might be bi-curious. I'm probably more (minuscully) straight-curious than Nick ever was bi. But I don't intend to do anything about it.

I might be wrong-and it wasn't even an official topic heading back then. But it seems to me there were more recipes posted and more discussion of them. I wonder what's changed. I found it an interesting topic. I mean I never would have known what a punnet was if @mike carey hadn't enlightened me many years ago.

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I'm not a jewelry guy. So I'm not really fond of his earring, chains, and rings. But aside from that, I'd def want to hang with him too. He's adorable, and I bet he's a good kisser. And I like the way he slips in sexual innuendos.

To paraphrase a Dame-"I do applaud your noble tallywacker discovering goals. And am glad that you are achieving them. " After my 7 years of chronic prednisone I need a bit of help due to the accompanying avoirdupois. I was hoping you could help a brother out- what with your current experience -and take a gander at my tallywacker. It's been a long time since I've seen it. Only if you're in the neighborhood of course. Thanking in advance!!

And I quote, "We'll need to grease the 9 inch...."

Here's another YouTube Reel.

I've just come across this guy. He's from Bermuda but went to college here in the states. In his professional life he's a front end web developer. But he tries out old recipes online. Some he likes and some he doesn't. He has YouTube and TikTok Channels. I don't do TikTok, so I've only seen him on YouTube. He's also put out some bestselling cookbooks and has toured. I'd like to see him unfortunately he's only going to Austin and not Dallas. He's gay and over the top. But I really like him. Sometimes he slips some mild double entendres into his videos. Here's a good example

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He has an X Account with an email for booking. I'm not sure whether that's considered personal, so I won't post it here.

Thank you all.

This picture showed up on my instagram. I've cut out the face. It just looks funny to me being so smooth.

Update-it must have gone worse than I thought. I gave one guy my Facebook info, and we friended each other. I thought he said that they alternated days-and this week they were meeting on Tuesday. Haven't heard a word. On the other hand even if I had the information, I wouldn't have been able to go this week. I was admitted yesterday to the hospital for what they think is pancreatitis. And just for the info, not that y'all would be thinking this, but I don't drink a lot, nor do I binge drink. I woke up about 4 AM Monday and started vomiting. Eventually when the nausea and vomiting didn't stop, I called 911 about 10 AM. I'm feeling much better today though. I'm on a full liquid diet with no pain other than my throat hurting-unless it's due to the vomiting, I have no idea what that's about. Thank gosh they stopped using my hand IV-it infiltrated (my poor fingers looked like sausages, but they're better now) and started using my port -for non medical people that's a semi or permanent IV under the skin used for people who get routine IV meds like cancer patients. I have it because of my myasthenia gravis-for which I receive monthly gamma globulin. Well I told y'all I was dreck at large gatherings. If I hear anything from them, I'll let y'all know.