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RealAvalon reacted to Kevin Slater in Names that don't describe what an object is anymore
Over the counter drugs.
That apparently means drugs you buy without a prescription, despite that the only pharmaceuticals that actually come over the counter are prescription drugs.
Kevin Slater
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RealAvalon got a reaction from marylander1940 in Names that don't describe what an object is anymore
Driving around this morning and my mind was wandering, as it does. The 'glove box'. Really? More likely the 'insurance paper drawer.' Or 'sunglasses drawer.'
You have any 'names that don't make much sense anymore because they just aren't used that way anymore'?
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RealAvalon got a reaction from + honcho in Starting a new career
Yes. Other trades use apprenticeships
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RealAvalon got a reaction from marylander1940 in Any soccer fans out there?
Little stag horns, nice touch
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RealAvalon got a reaction from + ProGay in So Derek Atlas is back?
Nice work. Kind of a Tom of Finland for dogs.
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RealAvalon got a reaction from marylander1940 in ALAM WERNIK AT NOTRE DAME?
He's probably a fun raiser. They bundle packages or something …
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RealAvalon got a reaction from marylander1940 in ALAM WERNIK AT NOTRE DAME?
He could definitely south bend for me
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RealAvalon reacted to + Gar1eth in So Derek Atlas is back?
I don't think their legal troubles attract me at all-it's their physical attributes. But I'm not really fond of straight guys. Derek is handsome enough that straight as he is, he'd tempt me since he's versatile. Jeremy tempted me even more than Derek. He's so handsome I might have had to break my rule about hiring straight guys. So really I'm glad Jeremy is only a top as it prevented me from hiring him. Same thing for Chris Rockway.
By the way-shameless diversion from the subject at hand. But since I mentioned Chris, I thought I'd provide a picture. He looks a lot younger in this picture than I'm used to seeing him.
@azdr0710, you usually keep count of how long it takes a thread to divert from the original topic. How long did it take this one??
Gman
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RealAvalon got a reaction from + José Soplanucas in ALAM WERNIK AT NOTRE DAME?
He's probably a fun raiser. They bundle packages or something …
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RealAvalon got a reaction from + Tarte Gogo in ALAM WERNIK AT NOTRE DAME?
He's probably a fun raiser. They bundle packages or something …
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RealAvalon got a reaction from lanyc in ALAM WERNIK AT NOTRE DAME?
He could definitely south bend for me
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RealAvalon got a reaction from + Axiom2001 in Bend Over!
I didn't know I could trip over my own tongue. Wow
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RealAvalon got a reaction from sexymonk in So Derek Atlas is back?
I've said it once and I'll say it again. He's got just the prettiest nut sack
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RealAvalon got a reaction from sexymonk in So Derek Atlas is back?
I've said it once and I'll say it again. He's got just the prettiest nut sack
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RealAvalon got a reaction from marylander1940 in So Derek Atlas is back?
I've said it once and I'll say it again. He's got just the prettiest nut sack
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RealAvalon got a reaction from marylander1940 in So Derek Atlas is back?
I've said it once and I'll say it again. He's got just the prettiest nut sack
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RealAvalon got a reaction from DR FREUD in For Mike Carey
Life in the Australian Army...
Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland )
Dear Mum & Dad,
I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6 am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!
At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!!
This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of piss!! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!
Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.
Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.
I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is eh!.
Your loving daughter,
Sheila XXX
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RealAvalon got a reaction from BgMstr4u in For Mike Carey
Life in the Australian Army...
Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland )
Dear Mum & Dad,
I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6 am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!
At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!!
This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of piss!! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!
Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.
Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.
I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is eh!.
Your loving daughter,
Sheila XXX
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RealAvalon got a reaction from mike carey in For Mike Carey
Life in the Australian Army...
Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland )
Dear Mum & Dad,
I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6 am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!
At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!!
This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of piss!! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!
Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.
Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.
I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is eh!.
Your loving daughter,
Sheila XXX
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RealAvalon got a reaction from whipped guy in Clever Accessorizing to Distract From Your Ugly Sofa
I bet it operates with its own remote control. Looks like the two batteries are fully charged too
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RealAvalon got a reaction from + Trebor in Bend Over!
I didn't know I could trip over my own tongue. Wow
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RealAvalon reacted to + VictorPowers in AMC Gremlin
I’ll post some fun photos on here with it. Unsure on how many clothes I’ll have on