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RealAvalon

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  1. I would flauge that camo ...
  2. I can forgive him the hat, but @marylander1940 I will draw the line at an animal print, even on that ass
  3. "Last call for passengers for Flight 6969. Please proceed for boarding ... "
  4. "Hi. Yeah. Keeping busy. It's kind of like quilting ... only even gayer"
  5. I'd be happy to help him inflate anything that needs inflating. I'm helpful that way
  6. Is that his 'volume' button? Let's set this sucker on 'Hose'
  7. why aren't they wearing cups?
  8. I want them both to lose. Is that selfish?
  9. So hope that's not his real dad
  10. You'll get it, don't worry https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_entendre
  11. You're me new hero
  12. All of them border Canada ... just saying
  13. My batdar isn't any better than by gaydar. Is he sending me the bat signal?
  14. Opening to the 2013 Tony Awards.
  15. Walking, biking, cooking, push-ups, quippy captions for naked men photos in the gallery ('belfie' should be the OED's new word of the year)
  16. I hate that. When my crotch bulge ruins a perfectly good pair of shorts
  17. or triple check ... depending ...
  18. RealAvalon

    Truck Stops

    Have you ever owned a lycra bathing suit and flip flops? Asking for a friend.
  19. Which do you appreciate more?
  20. I could make a wish (come true) on that left thigh
  21. You could be a detective. Now that you've explained it, the misunderstanding is clear.
  22. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. Having to pay for a test (deemed necessary for public health) is stupid.
  23. A test is much cheaper than a hospitalization. Prevention is always cheaper.
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