Erna

We had to fill out many government forms and lie through our teeth about our suffering and loss but in the end we DID get 3000 dollars in 1982, which would be more than 20000 today

We once went to visit a client in LA. He was an ex military, 20 something, gorgeous and built blond. Well, to make a long story short he was on drugs and demanded back the 100 he paid us. We refused since we had done our job as best possible under difficult circumsicias. We ended up in a fist fight on the floor. He won and got the 100 back. We went immediately to the hospital to get one stitch on our lip and a medical report and then to Miss Blue to file a police report of assault and robbery. Thanks to the California Victim of violent crime law, a couple of years later after filling out many forms, etc, we received a check from the state of california for what would be in todays money about $20k. It was perhaps our most profitable out call!

It depends on the size of the sizemeat Mary OP!

OP: Please post photos of the escort's sizemeat so we can determine if it was worth 400 euros!

When we were living in Amsterdam in 1996 we were advertising our services. One night a gorgeous Dutch number of 30-something came to visit us and paid 100 guiders for a 'massage'. He said he had just broken up with his fish and was disgusted with fish and wanted to try something different. When we removed his shorts we thought we had died and gone to heaven! It was truly the size of our arm! Uncut super long and thick. We wanted to receive his baby natural, no rubber, but he refused so we had to be content to service him orally, swallowing every drop!

Discuss!

a drop dead gorgeous heir to a multi billion dollar fortune hired us and we could not believe it when we arrived at his Hollywood Hills mansia. Next day we offered it for free and he said thanks but he was seeing someone at the time. He hired us several times again in the next few years............

There is a rather hot sister in Amsterdam who advertises herself as 58. Her meat is larger than average but that is about it. Discuss!

It was in Chicago and he was a young lawyer/

Was that the sister who left a ladder leading to her bedroom window every night until the 'rapist' visited her?

We had a drop dead gorgeous 30 something tall dark handsome lawyer who visited us on our birthday and donated $100. And he had the biggest one we ever saw! It was the size of our arm. We dropped to our knees and performed 'oral love', swallowing every delicious drop!!

Why should men have to pay to have sex with fish? There is such an excess of fish and they are so disgusting, it is the man who should be paid by the fish! Discuss!

Why are most "out" homosexuals on drugs?

During our heyday, 1980s and 1990s, we averaged $2700/month net, which would be about $16k/month in 2020 dollars. We note that the average hourly rate has declined by nearly 70% in constant dollar terms. We attribute this to fear of AID$ plus the ease of free online hookups. We saved most of our earnings and invested in stock market and real estate.

We always give hugs and kisses on greeting, at which time the client usually feels our 'no-no'. Then we ask him to please "settle up" first. Works well for everyone!