Erna

We had to fill out many government forms and lie through our teeth about our suffering and loss but in the end we DID get 3000 dollars in 1982, which would be more than 20000 today

We once went to visit a client in LA.
He was an ex military, 20 something, gorgeous and built blond. Well, to make a long story short he was on drugs and demanded back the 100 he paid us. We refused since we had done our job as best possible under difficult circumsicias. We ended up in a fist fight on the floor. He won and got the 100 back. We went immediately to the hospital to get one stitch on our lip and a medical report and then to Miss Blue to file a police report of assault and robbery. Thanks to the California Victim of violent crime law, a couple of years later after filling out many forms, etc, we received a check from the state of california for what would be in todays money about $20k. It was perhaps our most profitable out call!

We once went to visit a client in LA.
He was an ex military, 20 something, gorgeous and built blond. Well, to make a long story short he was on drugs and demanded back the 100 he paid us. We refused since we had done our job as best possible under difficult circumsicias. We ended up in a fist fight on the floor. He won and got the 100 back. We went immediately to the hospital to get one stitch on our lip and a medical report and then to Miss Blue to file a police report of assault and robbery. Thanks to the California Victim of violent crime law, a couple of years later after filling out many forms, etc, we received a check from the state of california for what would be in todays money about $20k. It was perhaps our most profitable out call!

OMG! That article gives a whole new meaning to the song, Maneater!

Why are most "out" homosexuals on drugs?

We had a drop dead gorgeous 30 something tall dark handsome lawyer who visited us on our birthday and donated $100.
And he had the biggest one we ever saw! It was the size of our arm.
We dropped to our knees and performed 'oral love', swallowing every delicious drop!!

We always give hugs and kisses on greeting, at which time the client usually feels our 'no-no'.
Then we ask him to please "settle up" first.
Works well for everyone!