Kris Parkes

In what shape is the punch?

I do not keep notes, but when I receive calls and/or text messages from gamers or time wasters, I save them in my phone as WOT#1 WOT#2 WOT#3, etc… WOT = Waste Of Time. This way when they call or text me, I ignore or delete it.

If I takes messages from regulars or a repeat out of consideration, my breakdown is:
 
30% are either bored, horny or both, but have no interest in actually meeting. "What will happen when we meet?"
20% are also a total waste of time, asking to see more pics, when there are several on the site where they found me
20% are far in advance planners. Its January, and they are asking about meeting in September when they are scheduled to visit NYC, or they are asking when I have plans to be in another city other than where I am.
10% Want to just tell me my pic or dick is nice.
20% Are real inquiries, of which maybe 40 -50% actually work out.
 
Therefore, I'm happy to have my regulars!!

If I takes messages from regulars or a repeat out of consideration, my breakdown is:
 
30% are either bored, horny or both, but have no interest in actually meeting. "What will happen when we meet?"
20% are also a total waste of time, asking to see more pics, when there are several on the site where they found me
20% are far in advance planners. Its January, and they are asking about meeting in September when they are scheduled to visit NYC, or they are asking when I have plans to be in another city other than where I am.
10% Want to just tell me my pic or dick is nice.
20% Are real inquiries, of which maybe 40 -50% actually work out.
 
Therefore, I'm happy to have my regulars!!

I prefer direct, to the point text messages.
 
I can usually tell right away if the contact effort is insincere.

If I takes messages from regulars or a repeat out of consideration, my breakdown is:
 
30% are either bored, horny or both, but have no interest in actually meeting. "What will happen when we meet?"
20% are also a total waste of time, asking to see more pics, when there are several on the site where they found me
20% are far in advance planners. Its January, and they are asking about meeting in September when they are scheduled to visit NYC, or they are asking when I have plans to be in another city other than where I am.
10% Want to just tell me my pic or dick is nice.
20% Are real inquiries, of which maybe 40 -50% actually work out.
 
Therefore, I'm happy to have my regulars!!

For me, BFE means a more intimate personal attention during the session, as opposed to a domination, ass spanking, gut punching, sneaker sniffing, trampling, golden shower, fisted session. No?

Totally depends on the "boy" in question! Just like a real life boyfriend!!

There is no right or wrong way to communicate. If your questions can be understood and answered, and both parties know when and where to be, then effective communication has occurred, goddammmittttttt!

There is no right or wrong way to communicate. If your questions can be understood and answered, and both parties know when and where to be, then effective communication has occurred, goddammmittttttt!

Shit happens, if they cancel, I understand, and will allow them to book again. But if he/she is a no-show, with no apology nor viable explanation. They don't get a second chance, they are officially shut down. In either case, I don't send requests for payments of any kind.

I get your point. But typically when someone has such specific requirements, its a conversation first.

It actually is a good thing. It's a form of communication.
 
My answer would be, "yes, I have limits...Blood and scat." If a client is looking for either of those, then I'm not interested.

I have never requested an Uber before, but there are some situations where I might do so.
 
Your offer to pick up and return is kind, but in actuality it could be good or bad. $70 each way is what a 30 -40 minute ride? If so, in Uber, the scort can look out the window, play with his phone or whatever. If its you, you will expect to be engaged in "getting to know you" conversation, that otherwise might not occur if he arrived via Uber.
 
Also when the session is over, there is another block of time to be filled with some sort of engagement. If for whatever reason the session did not go well it could be really awkward or uncomfortable..
 
It's a nice gesture, but I'd probably opt for the Uber or find a guy closer to your pad, or find a hotel closer to your scort's location.

I have never requested an Uber before, but there are some situations where I might do so.
 
Your offer to pick up and return is kind, but in actuality it could be good or bad. $70 each way is what a 30 -40 minute ride? If so, in Uber, the scort can look out the window, play with his phone or whatever. If its you, you will expect to be engaged in "getting to know you" conversation, that otherwise might not occur if he arrived via Uber.
 
Also when the session is over, there is another block of time to be filled with some sort of engagement. If for whatever reason the session did not go well it could be really awkward or uncomfortable..
 
It's a nice gesture, but I'd probably opt for the Uber or find a guy closer to your pad, or find a hotel closer to your scort's location.

Well I have several client relationships that have out last most marriages.

Well I have several client relationships that have out last most marriages.

Well I have several client relationships that have out last most marriages.

Well I have several client relationships that have out last most marriages.

Well I have several client relationships that have out last most marriages.

Well I have several client relationships that have out last most marriages.

Well I have several client relationships that have out last most marriages.

I have never requested an Uber before, but there are some situations where I might do so.
 
Your offer to pick up and return is kind, but in actuality it could be good or bad. $70 each way is what a 30 -40 minute ride? If so, in Uber, the scort can look out the window, play with his phone or whatever. If its you, you will expect to be engaged in "getting to know you" conversation, that otherwise might not occur if he arrived via Uber.
 
Also when the session is over, there is another block of time to be filled with some sort of engagement. If for whatever reason the session did not go well it could be really awkward or uncomfortable..
 
It's a nice gesture, but I'd probably opt for the Uber or find a guy closer to your pad, or find a hotel closer to your scort's location.

I have never requested an Uber before, but there are some situations where I might do so.
 
Your offer to pick up and return is kind, but in actuality it could be good or bad. $70 each way is what a 30 -40 minute ride? If so, in Uber, the scort can look out the window, play with his phone or whatever. If its you, you will expect to be engaged in "getting to know you" conversation, that otherwise might not occur if he arrived via Uber.
 
Also when the session is over, there is another block of time to be filled with some sort of engagement. If for whatever reason the session did not go well it could be really awkward or uncomfortable..
 
It's a nice gesture, but I'd probably opt for the Uber or find a guy closer to your pad, or find a hotel closer to your scort's location.

I get your point. But typically when someone has such specific requirements, its a conversation first.