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friendofsheila

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  1. Assuming a body can AFFORD having such things....
  2. ...have to take out the garbage.
  3. And here I thought this was about someone cutting off TV in all forms, kinda like I did. Not even close.
  4. My spidey sense is telling me this is in Florida, because things like this ALWAYS happen in Florida.
  5. I like the image this is putting in my head right now.
  6. ...have piles of paper laying around in their penthouse.
  7. ...live in apartments (They always have penthouses.)
  8. And Todd Haynes http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FOowlLhF1O8/TEdF8oqoYdI/AAAAAAAABDs/Ucu2eK6-f2o/s1600/todd_haynes.jpg
  9. I completely forgot Spike Jonze (aka Adam Spiegel): http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/spike-jonze-86th-annual-oscars-press-room-02.jpg
  10. and this is because there's no location where a male model wouldn't take his shirt off. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Shirtless-Frat-Jock-Male-Dude-Sweat-Pant-in-Snow-Muscular-Hunk-PHOTO-4X6-N186-/400665078263
  11. ...have anything but perfectly shaved or groomed facial hair, even if they get cast in movies as cavemen.
  12. ...have difficulty getting dates on Saturday night, for about the first 80 or 90 years of their adult life.
  13. ...ride the bus, the train, or sit in coach class.
  14. ...have same-sex friendships unrelated to ---sports teams, ---barbecues or ---noisy power tools. (much less same-sex attractions!)
  15. ...look nerdy in glasses.
  16. ...drive any car that is not --next year's model --clean --power-everything --admired by everyone who sees it
  17. ...have clumsy or vulnerable moments during --sex --sports --war --life
  18. ...leave their jock straps laying around for anyone to steal (and enjoy).
  19. Goofus: That's NOT what I like. Gallant: Could we try again? And could you do it this other way?
  20. ...get dressed after showering, until AFTER they've paraded around in just a towel. For a long time.
  21. UNLESS that's all they're wearing.
  22. ...wear underwear.
  23. If only. Here in the US we vomit up zillions to make cars comfortable. Bikes? [snort!]
  24. ...accept minimum wage.
  25. I'm looking into my crystal ball, and I'm predicting that this topic will be HIJACKED BY HORNINESS in.... ...three ...two ...one now.......
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