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One might even call it "unbelievable".

I wouldn’t have eaten any of those "meals". A little cheese and crackers is my standard airplane "meal’, with a glass of champagne if I’m lucky enough to be in first. I used to have a friend whose butler packed fancy homemade ”to go’ boxes for trips on transatlantic flights. They were amazing. And the butler was a stud.

Damn….. "Alexia….find flights LGA To ORD" Seriously, that is one fucking sexy pup.

I was never a huge fan, but I did think her Fidel Castro interview was incredibly enlightening. And of course her sign off at the end of the Monica Lewinsky interview was classic….. Walters asked Lewinsky, “What will you tell your children when you have them? Lewinsky replied, “Mommy made a big mistake” Walters turned and deadpanned into the camera, “And that is the understatement of the year.”

I just looked up gaslighting, because I evidently didn’t understand the term myself….. The opening line on Wikipedia……https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting "Not to be confused with Fart lighting." God, you can’t make this stuff up1

I read it as he was practicing to help his grandson.

What your seeing is the birth of the internet. Prostitution moved off the streets and out of sight.

You say that like it’s a bad thing…. grin

Write it off to a lesson learned….and more on. You’ll be happier….and wiser.

But if you’ve seen him before….then there’s REALLY no reason to send a deposit. You’re a known entity. It’s ridiculous. Mind you, I won’t send a deposit under any circumstances, but if someone I had seen before asked for one, it would be an even bigger red flag, not a smaller one. Just my 2 cents. Im sorry this happened to you @Cliff.

I can’t imagine anyone cruising in that park. Even in broad day light, it’s dangerous as fuck. If I say anymore, I’ll get hit with a politics in the wrong forum slap….. but any intelligent human knows the why things like this are happening in NYC.

"Can't park there, mate."

Wow. A sexually mature gay man…..I never thought I’d see one in real life!

Seriously! I want a huge high gothic mausoleum! Failing that….scatter my ashes at my favorite places. Given the fact that I doubt my nephews even know what “Gothic’ is…. I’m betting on the latter. Put me somewhere that’s "easy to mow over"??? Are you fucking kidding me???? Don’t fucking bother….asswipes.

In my experience, the guys at Hush are super professional. I wouldn’t go there expecting a HE. I’m not saying it doesn’t happen, but the odds of it happening are very low. Especially on your first visit. YMMV.

Work is work. Somedays at work are easy. Somedays at work are hard. It’s still work.

The divided ashes (or for that matter body parts) is something I had though, of but it seemed nitpicky. But in the interest of academic masterbation (don’t worry I admit I stroked first), you can have two tombstones if you divide the remains. For your other two examples, I think you missed the linguistic point I was trying to make. If you remains aren’t there….it’s not your "tomb", therefore it’s not a tombstone, it’s a cenotaph. A cenotaph (literally "empty tomb") is a marker for someone buried somewhere else. Yes, of course you can put your name on someone else’s tombstone (with their body buried there but not yours) and technically have your name on two tombstones, but it’s not your tombstone and I would still count that as a cenotaph. This is getting too far into mental masterbation even for a dork like me. Call it want ever the fuck you want, I’m dead.

That’s a funny thing to put on your tombstone…..grin Minor points of order….. The title of the thread is incorrect. One cannot write something "on your epitaph". An epitaph is what one writes on a tombstone or cenotaph. Which brings us to….. You can only have one tombstone, but you may have as many cenotaphs as you wish. Class dismissed.

Yes, the old space needed updating…but it didn’t need to be turned into a Goth Funeral Parlor. If I were a bride who had pre-booked…I’d be pissed too. Then again, if you’re getting married in New Jersey, you kind of asked for it.

The Law of Unintended Consequences strikes again! The less lawmakers fuck with private industry the better. Unfortunately, I’m betting on this leading to more fucking, not less. Such is the world we live in.

They’ve shown this piece before….I think it was during an Avedon or maybe Warhol show. It’s incredibly impressive and literally "larger than life". ‘Little Joe" Dallesandro alone makes it worth the price of admission.

So, he taught a dog to fetch…… Ok.

It’s not my thing, but I can get passed it. I struggle more with long hair and feminine bodies. de gustibus non est disputandum

Drink more water.

I’m afraid you may be sadly disappointed on both accounts……grin