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Yeah, the real problem is she looks and acts like a duck faced hooker. And 99% of LA women are jealously thinking "that could’ve been me, goddammit!"

We (men) actually have 7. Women have 8. Brain: Frenulum of superior medullary velum or frenulum veli Digestive tract: frenulum valvae ileocaecalis Oral tissue: Frenula of the mouth include the frenulum of the tongue or frenulum linguae under the tongue, the frenulum labii superioris inside the upper lip, the frenulum labii inferioris inside the lower lip, and the buccal frena which connect the cheeks to the gum. These can easily be torn by violent blows to the face or mouth, thus a torn frenulum is sometimes a warning sign of physical abuse. Penile tissue: The word frenulum on its own is often used for the penile frenulum or frenulum preputii penis, which is an elastic band of tissue under the glans penis that connects to the prepuce (foreskin) to the ventral mucosa, and helps contract the prepuce over the glans. Vulvar tissue: In females, genital frenula include the frenulum clitoridis of the clitoris and the frenulum labiorum pudendi(fourchette) where the labia minora meet at the back https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum#:~:text=In human anatomy,-Frenula on the&text=Oral tissue%3A Frenula of the,the cheeks to the gum.

A Chorus Line. I was very young. My mother’s sexy/cool secretary suggested she take me to see it. It was life changing and I am eternally grateful to her. Even in rural America, they know how to help the little homos find their people.

I’ve been asked a few times. Never had an escort refuse when I said "no". As @Typical said, it’s not a problem…until it is.

Honestly, a lot more than it’s worth. And before anyone gets their panties in a twist, I’m not talking about the value of the event itself, which is priceless. And yes, I’m booked again for this year so obviously I think it’s worth it over all. Nonetheless, Palm Springs is expensive. It’s in a desert canyon. To me it’s not really an interesting place. Then again, as is well documented in these forums, I’m a New Yorkers who pretty much hates all things California, so maybe I’m not the best one to ask. As far as actual $ amount? You can do the math but it will be in the thousands. Plane $$$, car rental $$$, motel $$$. The events themselves? Virtually nothing. In fact, if I recall correctly, the only money I spent was on the dinner, and that wasn’t much at all. So, break open the piggy bank and come. It’s fun and I don’t know of anything similar anywhere else in the world. You may love it or hate it, but you won’t know until you try.

"an awkward and unsophisticated rustic" https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bumpkin Unfortunately, what I think he meant to write was blumpkin…. "Portmanteau of blowjob + dump, with added suffix -kin in imitation of pumpkin." "The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating on the toilet." https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/blumpkin#:~:text=blumpkin (plural blumpkins),is defecating on the toilet. i’m not providing a picture….cause, yeah, no.

Lmao…He dips them like he’s dipping strawberries in chocolate. It’s a show. The kids are fine. Everyone needs to calm down.

You need thick skin if you’re going to play in the Grindr et al. sandbox. People are cruel. And if you care, you’ll get hurt. No…like seriously THICK skin. Over the years I can remember exactly two "really fun" hook ups from the apps. That’s a really shitty return on the huge time investment. Not to mention the tremendous ego damage. Just hire. It’s so much easier.

I once told a friend….that hooker you hired last week posted selfies from your living room in his ad today. You might want to ask him to take them down. I thought I was being nice. My friend got mad at me. Unwritten rule…don’t discuss other’s hires, unless they bring it up first.

Don’t worry. I find that if I have to work to get a response, it’s never worth it.

Welcome to the forums…Gabriel.

Ummm….he was Stabbed to death. (I kept trying to envision how you could Strap someone to death at a Macy’s) For the record, downtown Philly is unsafe and has been since at least the mid-90’s. I was staying in Center City at a 5 star hotel less than a month ago. As I was leaving the hotel to meet friends at a restaurant 3 blocks away for dinner, the hotel security guard asked if I needed a ride. I said "no, it’s cool. I know Philly and it’s only 3 blocks away. I’ll walk". He said, "oh,HELL no" and shoved me into the hotel car. For the record, he was right. It wasn’t safe.

The only thing worse than going to the Opera…. Is listening to people talk about going to the Opera.

Stupid.

Too bad Jim Belushi is dead.

100% I love rural America, but as my high school homeroom teacher said…."you know you have to leave…right?" Thankfully, I love NYC life even more. Nonetheless, without that fire under my ass I’m not sure I would have ever left.

Depends on the American. Depends on the Escort. Depends on the Dream. But largely my answer would be….Yes!

I grew up in a lower middle class family in rural America. Through hard work, planning, and perseverance, I was able to leave that place and live beyond my wildest dreams. So yes, it’s alive and well in me. In my experience, people expecting it to be handed to them on a silver platter are sorely disappointed. Those that work hard at it, soar.

I’m stunned that you even got him to reply. Several times I reached out ahead of time on various trips to Vegas. Never once did he reply. Now I just laugh when I’m in town and I see his ad. He certainly reinforced my "don’t hire locals in Vegas" rule.

Yawn. A boring "protest" at a boring opera. This isn’t news.

Yeah, I’m not a gift giver and I hate when people show up with gifts. If you must, a bottle of wine or flowers is a "safe bet", but…. A bottle of wine? Ok, but the odds of me ever drinking it are near zero. I have a nice enough wine cellar, thank you. And now I have to label it so I don’t accidentally re-gift it to you. And yes I do bring a bottle of shitty re-gifted wine to a party when I know you’re of "those people" who will be offended if I don't. Flowers? I just filled the house with flowers before you came over. I don’t need more dead things to throw away in a week. If it’s a birthday event, I make sure everyone invited knows I don’t expect or want a gift. Nonetheless, I’d say 25% show up with something. Which I think is rude because it makes the other 75% (who did what I asked) instantly uncomfortable. Anyone working the event is well trained to make your "gift" disappear as quickly as possible so as not to make my other guests feel awkward. They also know they are free to steal anything they want from the gift pile. I get that certain people were raised to "never show up empty handed", hence my wine/flower exception above, but I find it stupid. I have everything I could possibly want and/or need. Your "gift" is your presence. Worst gift? A couple gave me a pair of vegan sneakers and basically demanded that I put them on at the party. They were never invited back. Best gift? A really shitty gallon of vodka from the local Military Base PX. It was a serious gift initially, but it quickly became a "joke gift" that was passed around from house to house at friends’ parties for years.

I’m I the only one who thinks it’s hilarious that the price tag is still on the cucumber?

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