nycman

They thought this would encourage people to move there ? I’d rather commit suicide.

Are you sure it was the dogs?...grin I used to see a massage therapist in New York, who had an army of Chihuahuas in his apartment. He would lock them up in the kitchen, but they would go apeshit whenever I started fucking him and they managed to break out every single time. It was wild, fucking a screaming Puerto Rican with Chihuahuas, yelping and jumping all over the place. God, I love New York!

Speaking oh Hannibal…..what’s wrong with this picture? Engraving of the Battle of Zama by Cornelis Cort, 1567.

4 year old rotten baba ganoush butthole?….I’ll pass!

You’re cruel. I like you.

"Sic transit gloria mundi—Tuesday is usually worse" Been there, done that. I knew we were brothers from another mother!

Forget the fact that Denzil is black. At 68, he’s too fucking old. Hannibal was only 46 at the end of the Second Punic War in 201 BC. .

"Looking for a sugar daddy …..Not looking for sex…" I don’t think he understands the concept. Now, tell me you’re unemployed without telling me you’re unemployed. "A little about me: Day trader, social media influencer…" We have a winner!

"my booty is as soft and creamy like baba ganoush" There’s a new one!

I’ve been on both sides of this equation. There is no simple answer but if you’re the one with the money, I suggest you get used to giving with an open hand or it’s never gonna work. I was a big fan of the "ratio method", unfortunately it always seems to end up incentivizing the person paying the smaller ratio to work less and less. Now I’m a fan of the "live your life method". Just get used to paying and stop worrying about how he’s wasting his/your money. You’ll both be happier in the end. If you can’t do that with him, then he’s not the man for you. Keep looking. Strangely enough, when I learned to let go of the reins and just enjoy the ride, the other person seemed to spend less and depend on me less as opposed to when I tried to control everything. As always YMMV, but happiness has a cost. Get used to paying for it.

I think the Encore has the best masseurs and is the best overall spa. Bellagio’s is hit or miss, and the "misses" were really bad.

Show me a well funded 401(k) balance sheet. Then I’ll be impressed. Any dumb whore can live large. A smart whore saves.

Wait, you still when through with it??? I’ve been ghosted a few times, and certainly had several episodes where the escort showed up late. Now, if it’s more than 15 minutes past the appointed time with no communication, I just assume it’s not gonna happen and I move on. Strangely enough the worst city for me was Toronto (Vegas is a close 2nd). Had several no shows or "I’ll be there in 15 minutes" (which was always the first communication over 1 hour after we were supposed to meet). All the late guys were pissed off when I told him I had already made other plans. I thought it was hilarious that they expected me to sit around and wait. Anyone who treats their customers that way won’t be in business long. I’ve been hiring long enough that the first sign of shenanigans gets shown the door immediately. I’ve never regretted it. That said, I’ve waited over two hours for a guy who seemed sincere and kept communicating the whole time. It was worth it. For the record, the most professional/reliable city for me is London.

You’re already a year behind….Peach Fuzz! https://www.pantone.com/color-of-the-year/2024

Ummm…not to be pedantic but it’s called AussieBUM. We need to see the BUM part…..grin

Josh Garcia…… Why are all Vegans so fucking annoying?

Tacky.

God dammit, I knew I shouldn’t have trusted @WilliamM’s spelling. Even as I typed it I thought, "that's funny, I never knew she spelled that way", but it still didn’t save me! Thanks for the correction. Back to the topic at hand, I always thought Ryan O’Neal was a dirt bag. His behavior at Farah’s funeral just reinforced my belief…. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ryan-oneal-i-hit-on-my-da_n_249668

Just to be clear…..I believe @WilliamM is trying to say that Redmond’s mother is Farrah Faucet, not Ryan’s. It took me a second.

Yes, yes, and yes. Fly into PSP. It’s more expensive than LAX, but your sanity is worth something! I like having my own car. Especially on your first visit, I think it’s worth it. Later trips I’m sure it’s pretty easy to rely on other forum members to chauffeur you around, but if you don’t know anyone yet….who ya gonna call? Remind me not to drink your wine….grin (not that you ever offered. Cheap bastard!) On a serious note, I’m not a "vacation cook" and I’m certainly not into "cooking for one". I didn’t find eating in PS to be exorbitantly expensive. Well, at least not compared to NYC. My room did have a fully equipped kitchenette….I made popcorn one night. Since it was my first time at the event, I did try to hire an escort (who had expressed interest in attending) to be my "wing man" for the weekend. However, despite multiple attempts, he couldn’t even manage to schedule a 1 hour paid "get to know you" meeting in NYC. I still think it’s a great idea, especially if it’s your first time. As an East Coast John, I don’t really know the West Coast talent pool, so it was a little difficult (née’ impossible) for me to find someone. I’m still open to suggestions. Don’t worry though, even solo it’s only awkward the first 5 minutes, then it’s a breeze.

Yeah, the real problem is she looks and acts like a duck faced hooker. And 99% of LA women are jealously thinking "that could’ve been me, goddammit!"