Failed? Au contraire....the lure of the "smell of an Aussie" is second only
to the lure of their accent....which is a well known Yank intoxicant.
And if you ask me to chuck a sickie, throw on a tog and thongs, and
head to the beach with a slab in the esky this arvo....I'd fucking follow
you around like a puppy dog.
And swimming nuddy? I will instantly crack a fat.
I'm sure I butchered it....but god I love Aussie slang.