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I'd move everything in the kitchen to a top shelf!

Like, Like, Like, Like... :p:p

In my fantasy, he's pointing where he wants me to position myself.

If all the men in the world were laid end to end...

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Quakers, as in Quaker Oats

A patch of hair on a guy's lower back, just about at the belt line. Speaks of virility to me, and it's extra hot because the guy himself can't easily see it, so he may not be aware of its allure.

Brings to mind "Eensy weensy spider..."

Conscious THRUPPLING !

 

I do love it when stripes get all squiggly!

Protein chocolate chip cookies with no carbs no doubt.

I'll gladly consume any protein he cares to provide. Two helpings even.

I want my name to sound like I’m aiming for the most points in Scrabble. So something like Zaq (pronounced Zack) or Jyzc (pronounced Jesse).

Glad you explained the pronunciation. At a glance, I had guessed "Jizzy!"

Wow - anyone got an ID on this guy? I'd love to see more.

I think it's Alex Mecum.

For me these would have been the top 5 finalists:

 

Justin- My mother loved Justin Hayward and wanted to call me this but my father said no.

Nolan- Just in general a really nice well-rounded name.

Joshua- Classic and yet sounds still modern.

Jason- Strong, elegant.

Kyle- Just cool.

 

Here are the most common names from 1985, the year I was born: (You can change the year with the drop-down menu)

https://www.behindthename.com/top/lists/united-states/1985

Thanks for that link, Merboy. Checking it confirmed my belief that my name was the most popular one the year I was born. In one grade school classroom 5 of us shared it. That sometimes allowed us to stall with "Who, me?" if called upon for an answer we didn't know. ?

Okay, normally I'm not much of a nipples guy, but the way the tip of his nip meets the edge of his shirt is hot.

He has beautifully shaped lips, too.

@prof was that you 'clawing' at Pete's jockstrap?

Incisors did that, I think.

Two-fer...

Ah, Pete, you always brought a smile to my face, a lump to my throat & a bulge to my pants.

I'll tell you what else I'm gonna drink . . .

My guess is something from the Box, right?

Ah'm seein' a little sage brush on them thar hills.

I didn’t even mention the delicious aromas and intoxicating flavors of his clean musky crack and savory butthole and armpits!

To paraphrase the familiar joke line, I'll have what you're having. ?

ok, I give up..........

Horse with No Name

This massage by Jaxton Wheeler took a turn I didn’t expect:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f404796ed73b

Yeah, when he started slapping the cheeks like bongo drums, that was.. different.

Not much left to the imagination...

Oh, there's a lot more going on in my imagination after seeing him!

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Not at all subtle, but I fully understand.

If you think about it, these guys are head to head. ?

The only places he doesn't bulge might be his earlobes.

First cousins to the Property Brothers?