Vegas_Millennial

A fireman fuck buddy of mine is married. When the fireman needs a massage, he goes to a franchise/chain massage business for the cheap price and decent massage, then texts me when he's on his way home to see if he can stop by my house to finish him off before he goes home to his husband. I'm almost always happy to oblige. It's quite a nice arrangement for all involved.

Before you travel, tell your pharmacy and insurance company you need extra bottle(s) now because you're going to be traveling for a long period of time. This approach has worked for me when I know I will be traveling near the time when I'm about to need a refill.

...or those who DON'T know their anonymous multiple sex partners 😆

As a client, I've missed 2 massage appointments because I took a nap and overslept my alarms. Life happens. I apologized profusely. I was still able to meet with one of the massuers albeit over 30 minutes late, and tipped extra.

Art's Deli in Studio City is fantastic

Because escorts and massuers don't have an answering and scheduling service, I do not expect an answer until about 4 hours after my initial message. They could be with a client, at the gym, eating a meal, taking a nap, working their day job, or watching a matinee Broadway show. To @Kevin Slater's point, I never contact more than one provider at a time, because it would be rude on my part if they both respond back that they're available, but now I need to cancel on one of them and have wasted their time. So, I try to make initial contact 2 days in advance to schedule. I state the day, timeframe, and location I'm looking for, then wait. If they haven't replied in 4 hours, I reply with "Since I haven't heard from you, you must be busy. I'm going to try another provider, but let me know if your availability changes". Then I repeat with someone else. With this method, I usually find someone within 1-4 tries. Maybe 1 out of 4 will not respond. Another 1 out of 4 responds within minutes. And the other 2 out of 4 respond within 1-3 hours. Usually my first, second, or third try succeeds in scheduling a meeting. Sometimes people are just busy for the time I want. IF I'm super horny and want right NOW, then I stick with contacting one of my regulars a few hours in advance, and they respond probably a little more quickly than if I was a new client.

The dancers don't want to be smelling strong cologne on dozens of customers while in tight quarters of a lap dance. As a customer, I also don't want my lap dances to smell of the strong cologne of previous customers all over my dancer. For similar reasons, most massuers or escorts will request their clients where no cologne. It's very close contact, and cologne is overpowering.

I love it! Wish more businesses enforced rules like this! I may actually go visit Portland again, just to visit this place. I used to visit Portland annually to check out Silverado, but I haven't been since 2019.

3 people of unspecified race, sex, gender, religion, political affiliation, or occupation walk into a bar. That's it. Did you expect something funny?

Agree 💯. I could not have stated it better myself, except for a spelling change 😉

Glad I could help

Did they ask for any proof of being eligible? Maybe he just looked like he qualified as a senior citizen???

Great question! Speaking as a client, I am satisfied with 4-7 pictures, as long as at least one is a face picture, and one is fully nude from the neck down. Having more pictures than that doesn't influence my hiring in a positive way. In fact, it may do the opposite as more pictures provides more opportunity to unintentionally see the escort in poor lighting, etc., or may become a distraction as the escort looks the same in every picture, but the surounding city scape, car, mountains change and may steal the attention.

If I am going to ask for vaccination proof, I'll start with asking for proof of polio vaccination. It's making a comeback, and is more dangerous than monkeypox or the coronaviruses. While at it, might as well ask for proof of chicken pox and pneumonia vaccinations. Don't want to catch either of those. Come flu season, ask for proof of flu shot.

Another contributing factor may be attitude that every moment must be Instagram worthy, so more and more men are paying better attention to their grooming, clothing fit, and the like so they can pop that smile for their selfie and group photos hundreds of times throughout the day.

Thank goodness. This leaves flexibility for some cities and states to be less restrictive, and meet the needs of the outbreaks in their community. I'm glad it's not one set of rules for everyone. Let us all be careful not to assume that someone who is young and in shape is "therefore" sexually active. I know several young and/or very fit people who haven't had sex in years. I, on the other hand, am middle age, out of shape, but still very sexually active, and was not vaccinated against smallpox. I am thankful my city gave me the moneypox vaccine not based on my age or appearance. I don't really look like the slut that I am when I'm in a government office.

Wow, let's hope that jurisdiction doesn't have an outbreak in the unhoused population.

That's one of the advantages of showing a passport as identification instead of driver's license. The passport doesn't show an address. I always use my passport, unless I'm actually operating a motor vehicle. I showed my passport to get my first monkeypox shot.

When I go to Puerto Vallarta, I now use the Uber application to get an idea of the typical Uber fare for my trip (for example, 200 Pesos from my timeshare to Zona Romantica), then hail a taxi and offer them that Uber price for my trip before I get in the cab. The taxi driver usually agrees, and then I am happy that I negotiated in advance a reasonable fare, my money wasn't going to a large international corporation, and was able to maintain my privacy by paying cash.

I keep both Lyft and Uber applications on my mobile telephone. When I need to use them, I enter my pick up and drop off information in both. I compare rates and pick up times to decide which one to select for that ride. In some cities, Uber is the only market, or one clearly has consistently better rates and response times. But some markets are so competitive that Uber will have lower rates and faster response times one moment, then Lyft will be better a few minutes later. If rates and availability are a tie, I chose Lyft only because they are smaller and I prefer to give my business to the underdog, if only to keep them in business in order to perpetuate price and service competition.

Probably avoid telling the provider that you're attractive don't need to pay for sex. I am average, obese, and still find plenty of sex I don't pay for, so being self-described "attractive" is irrelevant. I usually give the provider a photograph of myself in advance so they know whom to expect at their door. But this way they also know I am a big guy in case some of them have a weight limitation for their massage table, sling, or whatever. I usually request an hour massage in advance of the kinky stuff when communicating in advance, because that's my enjoyment when paying for service.

I believe that constitutes an insufficient sample size. You’ll have to have far more sex than that to work up a good population! 🤭 Okay, I'll accept the challenge. It's the least I can do for science

I've had over twice as much anal sex as oral sex this summer, and I still haven't caught the monkey Pox. So my personal statistics tell me that anal ain't no worse than oral for the monkey pox.

"If you're coming to me directly from the gym, please don't shower. The smell of a muscle man after he works out really turns me on".

You can have something done fast, done right, or done cheap. Pick 2. You can't get all 3.