Juan Vancouver

Now he's Cough Drop Boy. Cough cough Ryan!
 
After being dropped by four major sponsors this week, Ryan Lochte picked up a new one Thursday with Pine Bros. Softish Throat Drops.
 
Lochte will appear in ads for the company with the tagline, “Pine Bros. Softish Throat Drops: Forgiving On Your Throat,” according to a statement.

I don't know in your country, but in the rest of the world having a drunk gang vandalizing private property , challenging law enforcement and bribing law enforcement are crimes. Unless, of course, it is true that in your country fast swimming athletes get a -literally- out of jail card just because they have swam fast.
 
Or... getting drunk with your friends and destroying a bathroom is normal there? Or is it only permissible if you are white?
 
Sober men of colour in your country have been killed on the spot for doing nothing, yet you are recommending what, for this white, privileged, man-child...?
 
A slap on the wrist...
 
I find this very confusing.

Take care of yourself first. Make sure that you minimize the possibilities of you having an awful experience, with a hooker, no less. Put it all out on the first email or phone call. Phone call would work better because you can hear an unrehearsed honest response. If you perceive any hesitations, chose someone else.
 
Life is too short for you to put your vulnerable and beautiful self in the hands of someone who might not handle it with the love and care it deserves.
 
And don't ask the general "Do you have any restrictions when it comes to ____?".
 
Directly, honestly state your stats. If you were 350 pounds don't write you are heavy boned, if you are of ay race, mention it, don't say you are mixed or something like that. The more info he gets and the more chances he gets to react to that, the more certain you'll be he might be a nice guy and will take good care of you if you meet.
 
"But shouldn't all escort be able to deal with....?"
 
Honestly, who cares! You come first. Take care of yourself. Only put yourself in hands of loving people. Learn to weed out the ones that aren't.
 
A lot of clients might try to convince you to force the escorts to accept you, to not disclose, equating disclosure with some kind of acceptance of shame. The argument has been made before that letting the escort know in advance is abusive to yourself, as if not confessing the fear will make you love yourself better. Don't let yourself be dragged into this conversation.
 
You come first. Put yourself only in situations in which you will have better chances of being treated lovingly.

Marketing is one thing, I get that. But real life is much more complicated and nuanced.
 

It's probably easier to just hire two escorts to do it. A friend has to be really open minded in order for other people to watch him in action.

Now I am jealous.

Yeah, this is not a matter of each own having their own experience and respecting each other's experiences. This is about someone projecting on to others their own limited view of the world, and then painting everyone who doesn't conform to that limited view with the scathing wide brush of mendacity.
 
It's perfectly Okay to believe that if you dance on Sundays the devil will subject you to an endless punishment of brimstone. It's perfectly fine if you live in congruency with your belief. Do not fucking dance.
 
What is not okay is to insist that others are stupid and will burn forever. What is not okay is trying to force others to change their ways because of your personal belief.
 
Don't want to dance on Sunday? I don't give a shit. Power to you! I will bloody dance whenever the fuck I feel like doing it.

Fuck, you just conjured specially painful memories! Have you ever seen SG4GE? It's Straight guys for Gay eyes. It is a super hot porn site devoted to show the straight guy fucking a girl, but entirely focusing on the guy.
 
I fell in love with Nick. He had three amazing videos. I think he was the most beautiful man I have ever seen in porn... totally up my alley. I was hooked. The endless days I spent spanking the poor, tired bishop watching those three videos!
 
A couple weeks after I found these videos, the gorgeous man had to get on his bike and crashed, killing himself. I cried from my three eyes for a long time.
 
Did I just ruin your fantasy?
 
You should still go and check them out.

Yeah, this is not a matter of each own having their own experience and respecting each other's experiences. This is about someone projecting on to others their own limited view of the world, and then painting everyone who doesn't conform to that limited view with the scathing wide brush of mendacity.
 
It's perfectly Okay to believe that if you dance on Sundays the devil will subject you to an endless punishment of brimstone. It's perfectly fine if you live in congruency with your belief. Do not fucking dance.
 
What is not okay is to insist that others are stupid and will burn forever. What is not okay is trying to force others to change their ways because of your personal belief.
 
Don't want to dance on Sunday? I don't give a shit. Power to you! I will bloody dance whenever the fuck I feel like doing it.

Yeah, this is not a matter of each own having their own experience and respecting each other's experiences. This is about someone projecting on to others their own limited view of the world, and then painting everyone who doesn't conform to that limited view with the scathing wide brush of mendacity.
 
It's perfectly Okay to believe that if you dance on Sundays the devil will subject you to an endless punishment of brimstone. It's perfectly fine if you live in congruency with your belief. Do not fucking dance.
 
What is not okay is to insist that others are stupid and will burn forever. What is not okay is trying to force others to change their ways because of your personal belief.
 
Don't want to dance on Sunday? I don't give a shit. Power to you! I will bloody dance whenever the fuck I feel like doing it.

Yeah, this is not a matter of each own having their own experience and respecting each other's experiences. This is about someone projecting on to others their own limited view of the world, and then painting everyone who doesn't conform to that limited view with the scathing wide brush of mendacity.
 
It's perfectly Okay to believe that if you dance on Sundays the devil will subject you to an endless punishment of brimstone. It's perfectly fine if you live in congruency with your belief. Do not fucking dance.
 
What is not okay is to insist that others are stupid and will burn forever. What is not okay is trying to force others to change their ways because of your personal belief.
 
Don't want to dance on Sunday? I don't give a shit. Power to you! I will bloody dance whenever the fuck I feel like doing it.

You totally had me pegged, meester! I am actually really stupid and judgemental but (as a very clever white man in this forum pointed out years ago) I found a caucasian man, you know, someone who can think deep thoughts and shit to write my stuff for me.
 
But have you seen my dark fat uncut cock? I am also amazing at gardening!
 
And thanks for the compliment. I will pass it on to my ghost writer (while I pay his writing services fucking his lilly white ass).

No, it is not to each his own. Not when each is insisting in projecting his own limitations to others, labeling and judging. But I quit, this is like explaining White supremacy to an unwilling to questions himself White, or the imperialism behind the idea of American exceptionalism to an American unwilling to get in other people shoes.

I like having sex with both men and women. For the longest time, however, I have not have a romantic relationship with a woman. I find men incredibly easier.
 
I used to take female clients, but a couple years ago I decided not to accept them anymore as clients. I am very used to the dynamic when working with men. Its easy, fun, there's no roles, there's not guessing, there's no convincing or having to "win" the right to be with them. Also, working with men is very rarely romantically complicated, whereas every single appointment that I have had with a single woman has ended up sooner or later in them wanting to pursue "a relationship" or at least getting romanced and pursued for free, demanding special treatment because "you felt it as well, right? we are special!".
 
The only way I will see women for work is if they come with a male partner who is also bisexual and only if both are wanting to play and interact with me. Those sessions are incredibly fun.
 
No more single women for me. Not for work.
 

 
Dude, I am sure there are many things you can't imagine yourself doing, yet those things are a reality and people purporting to do those things are not lying.
 
This sentence is the definition of close-minded. "I wouldn't, therefore I don't believe anyone honestly can!"
 
Guess what, an incredibly high percentage of the population fucking lust after women. They really, really, REALLY like it. Fine if you don't, but really, continuing to questions others based on how you feel about it is just tiresome.
 

 
No, that's not a proof. That is just some poor sampling that confirms your bias, while you go right after and say that your bias seems to be only correct in a few instances.
 
Such obsession with wanting to put people in boxes! You can only do that with corpses. Live human beings are way more varied than that.

I like having sex with both men and women. For the longest time, however, I have not have a romantic relationship with a woman. I find men incredibly easier.
 
I used to take female clients, but a couple years ago I decided not to accept them anymore as clients. I am very used to the dynamic when working with men. Its easy, fun, there's no roles, there's not guessing, there's no convincing or having to "win" the right to be with them. Also, working with men is very rarely romantically complicated, whereas every single appointment that I have had with a single woman has ended up sooner or later in them wanting to pursue "a relationship" or at least getting romanced and pursued for free, demanding special treatment because "you felt it as well, right? we are special!".
 
The only way I will see women for work is if they come with a male partner who is also bisexual and only if both are wanting to play and interact with me. Those sessions are incredibly fun.
 
No more single women for me. Not for work.
 

 
Dude, I am sure there are many things you can't imagine yourself doing, yet those things are a reality and people purporting to do those things are not lying.
 
This sentence is the definition of close-minded. "I wouldn't, therefore I don't believe anyone honestly can!"
 
Guess what, an incredibly high percentage of the population fucking lust after women. They really, really, REALLY like it. Fine if you don't, but really, continuing to questions others based on how you feel about it is just tiresome.
 

 
No, that's not a proof. That is just some poor sampling that confirms your bias, while you go right after and say that your bias seems to be only correct in a few instances.
 
Such obsession with wanting to put people in boxes! You can only do that with corpses. Live human beings are way more varied than that.

Respectful, clear and informative. More of this, please!
 

 
Yeah man, it is very important to clarify that what is considered to be a very low risk for oral transmission is the HIV virus. Every other sexually transmitted infection can and is readily transmitted orally. Sucking off a guy who is in a contagious stage of an STI will likely infect you. I don't tell you this to scare you, just want you to have the correct information so that you can know, accept and negotiate the level of risk with which you are comfortable.
 
While some men who are contagious present obvious symptoms, as someone already mentioned before, MANY don't. Try not to give into Paranoia, but pay close attention to your body for a week after. Most of the cases you will notice you feel fine. But if you get achy, get a fever, get swollen anywhere, lose your appetite or notice something out of the ordinary, it would not hurt to get tested. Don't get treated, test first and treat only if an infection is confirmed.
 
As a wise man ince said:
 
Be safe.
Be informed.
Be well.

Respectful, clear and informative. More of this, please!
 

 
Yeah man, it is very important to clarify that what is considered to be a very low risk for oral transmission is the HIV virus. Every other sexually transmitted infection can and is readily transmitted orally. Sucking off a guy who is in a contagious stage of an STI will likely infect you. I don't tell you this to scare you, just want you to have the correct information so that you can know, accept and negotiate the level of risk with which you are comfortable.
 
While some men who are contagious present obvious symptoms, as someone already mentioned before, MANY don't. Try not to give into Paranoia, but pay close attention to your body for a week after. Most of the cases you will notice you feel fine. But if you get achy, get a fever, get swollen anywhere, lose your appetite or notice something out of the ordinary, it would not hurt to get tested. Don't get treated, test first and treat only if an infection is confirmed.
 
As a wise man ince said:
 
Be safe.
Be informed.
Be well.

Respectful, clear and informative. More of this, please!
 

 
Yeah man, it is very important to clarify that what is considered to be a very low risk for oral transmission is the HIV virus. Every other sexually transmitted infection can and is readily transmitted orally. Sucking off a guy who is in a contagious stage of an STI will likely infect you. I don't tell you this to scare you, just want you to have the correct information so that you can know, accept and negotiate the level of risk with which you are comfortable.
 
While some men who are contagious present obvious symptoms, as someone already mentioned before, MANY don't. Try not to give into Paranoia, but pay close attention to your body for a week after. Most of the cases you will notice you feel fine. But if you get achy, get a fever, get swollen anywhere, lose your appetite or notice something out of the ordinary, it would not hurt to get tested. Don't get treated, test first and treat only if an infection is confirmed.
 
As a wise man ince said:
 
Be safe.
Be informed.
Be well.

I must respectfully but adamantly object to your statement as it is simply wrong. STIs, including gonorrhea and chlamydia, do not always have a discharge from the penis. Indeed, an asymptotic infection- meaning the person feels fine and has no penile discharge- can commonly occur. This is readily found in the medical literature.
 
And this makes logical sense. If a man is having burning in his penis, or having outright puss-like discharge coming out, he isnt feeling his most sexy. Rather than running to sex he is running to the physician. It's the people with NO symptoms that are infecting others because they dont know.
 
Consider changing the sources of your healthcare advice.
 
Be safe.
Be informed.
And be well.
 
Warmest regards.

Here is some detailed info on oral transmission of gonorrhea. The CDC is a little more vague on oral transmission, simply stating that it's a route of transmission. This article explains it in a bit more detail.
 
http://www.thebrunswickcentre.org.uk/sti-and-hiv-info/gonorrhea

If you were open to question that, you may surprise yourself. Anyway, if you are happy self identifying as gay, good for you. But that does not give you the right to question others self-identification. If the escorts say they are bisexual, take their word.

Please let him know that one of his pictures, after a cursory search reveals a lot of private information.
 
If he cares about his privacy, he will be thankful.
 
If you are too concerned about ruining your session, send him an email after it.

That is fucking hot!

Then you have that gorgeous hunk of a man contact Daddy to update his contact information. We need more "Juan Thor" Sandwiches! (oh dear, did I just let my pun slip?) W00f!
 

 

I can certainly vouch that Thor is no shrinking violet!