KeepItReal

He's rentmasseur of the day, and his reviews are in broken English too!

 

https://rentmasseur.com/Marcell

His spoken English is just fine! Given some of the comments here, I expected a cold fish, but he was surprisingly nice when I met him earlier this month. Went into the session with low expectations, but it was a good time, start to finish. Not sure I will repeat, and it sounds like he can be inconsistent in delivering the right experience, but he is a hot guy...

An even more modern take on Beautiful Thing is 2007's Shelter.

 

Not as well-scripted, but a decent movie.

 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0942384/

Yes!!! A great movie and also a great soundtrack. I recall that, at the time, I felt like I was the only one in my circle of friends that appreciated it - everybody else was busy watching Dante's Cove on TV! It was released at about the same time as Rock Haven, but in my opinion Shelter is superior in just about every way.

The skinny jeans are only tight around my calves.

Then you are good to go! You do you.

Hello, what would you all say is average for an escort's overnight rates? I would guess it varies based on how beautiful the man in question is...

Rate will likely depend on the city, the number of hours desired, any travel involved etc. Can be anywhere from $500 to $2,000. You may be able to get a better idea if you ask about a specific city and a specified number of hours....

I’ve always had muscular legs from a lifetime of running and biking. Over the past few years, I’ve started doing a form of cross-fit which includes dead lifts, heavy lunges and squats. About 3 years ago I started buying slim fit jeans. Before, I wore pricey denim, but usually boot cut and selvage. Well, recently I’ve started wearing skinny jeans, from Frame and J Brand, though only about 4 pairs so far. Do you think guys in their 50’s should wear these jeans, or does it seem inappropriate? I do love the fit and don’t think I could go back to roomier jeans.

Well, since you asked... I say go with what makes you feel good. If it fits and you feel good/look good, go for it. Others don't like or approve? Screw 'em! Just don't let those jeans crush your nuts!

I am afraid I don't have the 'genes' for skinny jeans... I would look like this (just add a bulge for my iphone!):

Gordon Ramsay said that on the recent episode of "MasterChef". Me, I've not gone out for a meal this century.

 

I usually don't spend that much on a full day's food here at home.

 

When I was a boy there was a sandwich shop across the street from one school that I went to. A bologna sandwich was a quarter and milk was a dime.

 

Today I had a couple of beef hot dogs and some cherry tomatoes.

I've lived and worked in a couple of cities along the Eastern Seaboard and that sounds about right. Sandwich, soda and a bag of chips comes out to about that. So does a salad and a bottle of that fancy water folks are so fond of. It is even worse if you go to a deli where they have hot food, buffet style and you pay by weight. Man that is an expensive thing, here in the big city!

Consider for context that the World Bank states that more than half the people in the world live on less than $2.50 a DAY!

I was outside today for a while, enjoying the sun, listening to music on my iPhone. Suddenly it stopped, music cut off. When I glanced at it, I got the notice below. Not sure what made today so special - it's not uncommon for me to be outside in the sun, but the first time this happened... This ever happen to you?

These calls are happening more and more. My caller id will not have person or company indicated, only

a number. If I answer it is usually a recording. If I call back the number that was displayed it will usually

get a recording that the number is not a working number. I even have received a call that the person

calling was MY name and My number and was calling me. How are they doing all this?

Yes, these robocalls are picking up in volume. You can file a complaint with the FTC, but don't expect much to come from it. I use nomorobo.com to minimize the calls I get. Both my mobile and home phones are signed up. I believe it is still free to sign up. If you find a way to sic Alexa on 'em, let me know - let the robots fight the robots!!

http://www.bluestemprairie.com/.a/6a00d834516a0869e2014e8a81afca970d-300wi

No, not at all, those are the types I crave. A big sweet moron. You just want to hug him and take care of him cause he's out there in the world being all big and dumb but good hearted. That can be a rough combination for a beautiful dummy.

I call it the "Johnny Bravo"!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/17/article-2343028-1A5D7B10000005DC-766_306x407.jpg

Review posted today: here

Thank you, I had a very similar experience. Sounds like others have not received the experience... YMMV is right.

Recently I had a conversation with an escort who told me he advertises as a top because it feeds more into the fantasy of a lot of clients that he’s straight or more masc - but that he loves to bottom and was totally game.

By the way, I've also seen guys advertise as being "into men and women". I sometimes wonder if they are truly bi or also trying to appeal to the straight/masculine fantasy crowd...

I’m a complete top, and it’s frustrating when looking to hire because I find that most escorts advertise as tops or verstops, and in my head I think it won’t work because the chemistry will be off and they may not be able to bottom for me when it happens (I’m on the hung side).

 

Recently I had a conversation with an escort who told me he advertises as a top because it feeds more into the fantasy of a lot of clients that he’s straight or more masc - but that he loves to bottom and was totally game.

 

My question is, am I missing out on great encounters with great guys because I don’t even bother messaging people who list themselves as tops or verstops? Or was this guy an anomaly?

I am in the same boat. Yes, we may both be missing out, but I have learned to live with it. The companion is also missing out, because of false advertising. That's the way the cookie crumbles...

I apply a filter for bottom, versatile and versatile/bottom (to use Rentmen lingo). If I can't find a match, I may considered versatile/top and will discuss with the companion directly to ensure he is clear on my expectations. I never look at top only or ask me. On some sites you have to read between the lines (A4A).

I can’t figure out if this some unusual business tactic. I’ve never experienced this before

"Make hay while the sun shines" comes to mind. Also: "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". Whew, now I sound super cynical...

Any extras besides the H/E or is it "Just jack"?

No extras - I was pretty clear with him about my expectations ahead of time. Your quote makes me think of this (wait for it...):

Tell us more. He looks gorgeous. Hung?

Didn't lose the underwear - his endowment looked about average as far as I could tell.

Not firsthand but when CL was around, there were frequent posts about this guy saying to “stay away”. Can’t remember the exact reason(s) and I’m pretty sure it was one guy making the post. Maybe someone else on here who is in Westchester can remember.

 

If you live in the area, he’s also on Grindr.

Thanks for the info! I'll see if anybody else can provide some first hand insight.

Wow... exotic, says he’s Asian. And 6’3”. Wouldn’t have guessed either from the pics. Good rates too.

 

Volunteers?

He gets a thumbs up from me!!! Looks like his pictures - he stripped down to underwear for our session. Tall, handsome and friendly guy! Massage was good - at least a B if I have to give a grade; I suspect he may have received some training. Not just a light rub, but a nice medium pressure as requested and even used some medium percussion appropriately. As he promised in his rentmasseur ad, you will be happy in the end. I will gladly repeat.

I believe this is the same guy - anybody have any experience with him? https://rent.men/Biracialprince

Apparently I have missed the charm of this international HOMO-Hater and Women-Bater

 

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2018/05/pop-star-tells-fans-gays-quite-disgusting-laughs-pulse-shooting/?utm_source=LGBTQ+Nation+Subscribers&utm_campaign=7e918c1083-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2018_06_01_04_45&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_c4eab596bd-7e918c1083-430574453

 

Id like to spend some quality time educating him --- Just need a dental chair - Duct Tape - Pliers and an Electric Prod

Wait!! Don't strain yourself... Let me hold that cattle prod for you!!!

I don't know for SURE that he is a vile little wanker, but he certainly comes across as one.

Hi.

 

So I am in Dallas. Been here 4 years. I used to use several guys from mf but the ones I used moved away or have taken a break.

 

The problem I find now is that I can't seem to find someone I can connect with that offers a good massage. I'm not saying great massage just good and also have a connection or an enjoyable ending.

 

I have had 2 bad experience recently and it just makes me not want to book anyone. I usually get a massage eevry couple of months but it has been almost a year since I have met anyone I really liked.

The forum has multiple sections. Massage related questions are best posted in the "Spa" section (https://www.companyofmen.org/forums/the-spa.34/). You should have more luck there. The Deli section is focused on escorting.

But I have no idea how to re-boot my router! It was set up by Spectrum when I moved in, and I don't know anything about how it works.

You have Spectrum? I am sorry to hear that. The pain must be unbearable!! lol Switch it off, count to ten, switch it back on!

This was in the USA Today this morning.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/talkingtech/2018/05/29/fbi-asks-americans-reboot-their-routers-stop-vpnfilter-malware/650867002/

A good reminder to routinely update your router software, change password from default and reboot...

http://www.alltop9.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Top-Funny-Cool-Wi-Fi-Router-Names-1.png

gee, you must be new around here.......

I call them as I see them!

No way! The days leading to Thanksgiving comes to mind where I was very busy! I think the holidays make many people want to leave their family for some relief.

So you've met my family then? They are an...*interesting* bunch!

This may not come as a surprise to some of the veterans on this site, but I just need to state it clearly: A4A has an extraordinarily high number of fakers amongst its NY pro section. Guys who post pics that are not them, and offer services that they won't perform. Low level grifters and scam artists.

 

I have significant experience hiring from Rentboy, Rentmen, and some other sources, and never ran into the problem this consistently. My strong recommendation is to REQUIRE a specific slelfie (like the old three finger selfie approach) before firming up an appointment. If they won't do it, do not proceed.

 

Caveat emptor

Now I am going to have to go to A4A and check out the Pro section for NYC! I am curious:

1. do you ask if the pictures posted are accurate when you set up the appointment? Do they flat-out lie? That is pretty ballsy.

2. do you think that it is more prevalent for incall vs outcall?

3. is there any way to post a review on A4A?

Thanks for indulging me!