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I had a mediocre experience with ChrisDaniel. The photos are accurate. Chris is also a very nice guy. A money bunny is an accurate description. Probably better suited as an erotic dancer.

My experiences in LA were tricky. I would recommend JCAL https://rentmen.eu/JayCAL . He will give you exactly what you need.

Interesting SA exchange for the day... not a bad looking guy...in his profile he describes himself thusly:
 
 
Sub boy - 19 - little boy here for your pleasure
 
About Me
looking for mommy’s or daddy’s to serve. i listen very well and am well behaved
 
Seeking

Friends with benefits
No strings attached
Rent Assistance

looking for dominate daddy’s or mommy’s, or both!!!
 
 
He initiated the following:
HIM: hey i got a hotel room in <town> near airport if you wanna come by
 
HIM: the thing is tonight’s my last night and i am short on cash
 
ME: Let me know whenever you head back to <town>
 
HIM: i’m staying in <town>
 
HIM: jumping from crack shack to hotel to hotel but I ran out of money so I’m kind of fucked
 
HIM: could you help me pay for the room until the weekdays and then you can come over like whenever you want on the weekdays?
 
ME: I can’t realky help you
 
HIM: well i’m shit outta luck cause i have no mon y left
 
HIM: my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx
 
Then this morning:
HIM: can you come rn or sometime before 11?
 
 
I cross reference his number using a couple of tools... one name that comes up is “Abdel Kadir Shaikh”.
Abdul Kadir Shaikh was a Pakistani politician who was the 13th governor of Sindh from 6 July 1977 to 17 September 1978. He was born in 1926 and died on 27 March 2008 (Wikipedia)
 
 
Do you:
1) Ask him for a 3-fingered selfie?
2) Run by the drugstore for condoms and lube and go meet him?
3) Run by your meth dealer for a gift and ask him to a nice dinner to get to know one another?
4) Call Homeland Security and ask for references?
5) Block his account, sell your house, move to Mexico and have plastic surgery to alter your appearance?

Now, I must retire from this forum and read religious pamphlets to save me from being attached by so many giant balls and uncut cock. It is too early in the day. So, since you ruined it, please continue. I think we need more visuals.

I’m a little unclear...
He doesn’t have rates...
He would like to have a 2 hour dinner...
The rate for that is $600...
And I assume the standard disclaimer is that fee is for time spent only.
 
And maybe the guy in the pics at this moment in time is him and maybe not.
And someone who uses this name is a superb companion but with limits that need to be agreed upon in advance.
 
 
He is traveling here and I’ve been tempted to reach out to him but all this is really confusing.

I’m a little unclear...
He doesn’t have rates...
He would like to have a 2 hour dinner...
The rate for that is $600...
And I assume the standard disclaimer is that fee is for time spent only.
 
And maybe the guy in the pics at this moment in time is him and maybe not.
And someone who uses this name is a superb companion but with limits that need to be agreed upon in advance.
 
 
He is traveling here and I’ve been tempted to reach out to him but all this is really confusing.

I don’t see any other experiential comments in the forum about Masculinehung/Lucas... Would you characterize his time as being like a BFE - i.e., kissing, etc?
 
It looks like he’s lived in several cities (noteworthy only insofar as it helps identify the right guy.)

Well, he is a giant. Whoa! You're gonna get smashed kiddo.

How does one get to FOUR HOURS without having a clue?
 
I have a suspicion there’s another side to this story.

My experiences in LA were tricky. I would recommend JCAL https://rentmen.eu/JayCAL . He will give you exactly what you need.

Buttered or unbuttered?
 
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?"

We're acting as if there are these firm rules in place on any of this. Haven't we learned by now that everything is gray area?
 
As with any communication, just ask the guy what he's into, tell him what you're into and see if you can't rub two sticks together to make fire.
 
If his version of things are different than yours, no harm-no foul. At least you know beforehand.

I am working on booking a business trip to LA, this fall. It is on my priority list to book time with JayCal. He was easy to talk to and was a fairly swell guy. The perfect man's man. He wouldn't fit my "take home to mom fantasy," because she would try to get him. I want a challenge and he snickered at the idea, which got me going. Either he will take me down or I will take him down. I want Jay to make me a believer.

For that price point, I would hire a professional to dance for me on an hourly basis, in the comfort of a luxury hotel room with warm towels and running water. And you would not worry about the liquor laws, since you will have your own bar. Create your own 2for1 special.
 
If the dancers are mediocre, that is a poor value proposition. Unless......it comes with a really good kiss on the neck.

For that price point, I would hire a professional to dance for me on an hourly basis, in the comfort of a luxury hotel room with warm towels and running water. And you would not worry about the liquor laws, since you will have your own bar. Create your own 2for1 special.
 
If the dancers are mediocre, that is a poor value proposition. Unless......it comes with a really good kiss on the neck.

MY experience - G4P Scorts are as varied as WE are lol. There's gorgeous married fathers like Jason Adonis who did everything with (tots believable) pleasure, and flip side there's exclusively gay scorts who are horrible and have more restrictions than an airline mileage plan. What "I" LIKE about the open minded G4P scorts is that ATTRACTION is not part of the equation If the scort is into guys and you're not (as is oft the case or else why hire?) a guy they're into, it can be obvious and awful. A STR8 scort isn't into us at all so a hot young face and gym bod means little, no more than firm perky tits vs old sagging ones means to US Be hygenic smell good brush your teeth and you're good to go with them. And yes, some G4P scorts DO lie, check all the boxes as others have said and when they get there aren't willing to do anything, but SOME (like my recent contact with blonde adonis Tommy Gainer) are completely honest and upfront about not being (his words) a full service scort.
*btw I totally respect those here turned off by a str8 scort, even if he does EVERYTHING. To ea his own, I like to be treated nicely, but the scort being into me or guys FOR REAL has never mattered much to me.

Had a tattooed brazillian escort. Maybe he's bi. but his facebook profile often shows him and the girlfriend traveling around.
 
Possibly bi? He sucks pretty well and was even game to let me record it on camera for my own private use. All saved to an airgapped computer of course.
 
some g4p men can be professional. Others like harley/dexter not so. Now that was a horrible experience.

I would think a card with the title "Personal Trainer/Fitness Expert/Physical Therapist" would be more apropos to keeping it tidy.
 
You could even be a Hot Yoga Instructor specializing in singles or couples training for those who are too embarrassed to jump into specialized group classes.
 
Finish it with: we also curate personal fitness plans tailored to improving your overall well being. No pain no gain.
 
*ask about our in-home colonic cleansing therapies with bonus aromatherapy calming treatment to reset your neurons.
 
Or simply go with the flow and get yourself a premium ad on Rentmen and put your hot tools on display. The biggest ad spends for retailers are on Google and Facebook. Businesses are not asking about analog technology. But to your point, a business card is a great tool for the client to think about things. It should led them someplace to investigate further. Perhaps they text you to receive a weblink to a personal portal with a special pin or password personalized and reflective of your boutique and personal service. This will keep the wife or partner from misusing your data out of rage. I personally would not take a business card with a provocative image of a man on it. It is 2018, people are pretty hip. Most of the people we know have hired, so they are not fooled.
 
If I was a hot escort, I would generate a card with the title: life coach. I would invest in a gorgeous leather sofa of the highest quality. Drape it with a comfortable throw and pillow. You can even take a photo home of you riding the ride, like the amusement parks do. Just pick one out on the ipad by the door and it will be sent to you via email or text or printed on site. The cotton candy is complimentary on your way out.
 
So, you have an arsenal of free ideas here. You can keep doing this and keep data mining for ideas or get your ass out there and make some hot videos and take the information you have learned here and be the best provider.
 
For the month of May you will receive a twerk back bonus for your next booking if you had a top notch experience and wrote a review to daddy. Once you get the notification of the posting and verification, setup their bounce back reward.
 
As the economic tide unfolds people have to be smart and savvy. All I read in the forums is about the consistent quality guys and the novice "scamateurs." It seems like the formula is really easy:
 
Have a good hustle:
 
Be nice as fuck
Be a good fuck
Be a good listener
Flattery will get you everywhere
OMG I must have won the jackpot with you daddy. You are just my type.....say that to your clients
Be a slot machine. Make your client want to pull the lever over and over again. Make the lights light up and lucky sevens happen more than not. Kiss passionately.
 
Best of all.......every client wants to be the best client. A little humility works. Tell them about your struggle and let them know how hard you are going to work to exceed their expectations and earn their trust in hopes of a great review or referral.
 
"one man's junk is another man's treasure" How does your junk stack up to the rest of the field?
 
We are tired of tired providers. The ones who WORK get all the work. The best no longer have to advertise and they work less for more. What is your long-term plan?
 
I had a provider tip me once and said, "man, for a moment I forgot who called who." He knows what he is doing and he gets it right back anyway. Most of the legacy gentlemen here will tell you they prefer to have a regular, consistent trustworthy connection. When you clean your room every week mommy or daddy gives you allowance. You make their lives easier.
 
Good luck brother.

I would think a card with the title "Personal Trainer/Fitness Expert/Physical Therapist" would be more apropos to keeping it tidy.
 
You could even be a Hot Yoga Instructor specializing in singles or couples training for those who are too embarrassed to jump into specialized group classes.
 
Finish it with: we also curate personal fitness plans tailored to improving your overall well being. No pain no gain.
 
*ask about our in-home colonic cleansing therapies with bonus aromatherapy calming treatment to reset your neurons.
 
Or simply go with the flow and get yourself a premium ad on Rentmen and put your hot tools on display. The biggest ad spends for retailers are on Google and Facebook. Businesses are not asking about analog technology. But to your point, a business card is a great tool for the client to think about things. It should led them someplace to investigate further. Perhaps they text you to receive a weblink to a personal portal with a special pin or password personalized and reflective of your boutique and personal service. This will keep the wife or partner from misusing your data out of rage. I personally would not take a business card with a provocative image of a man on it. It is 2018, people are pretty hip. Most of the people we know have hired, so they are not fooled.
 
If I was a hot escort, I would generate a card with the title: life coach. I would invest in a gorgeous leather sofa of the highest quality. Drape it with a comfortable throw and pillow. You can even take a photo home of you riding the ride, like the amusement parks do. Just pick one out on the ipad by the door and it will be sent to you via email or text or printed on site. The cotton candy is complimentary on your way out.
 
So, you have an arsenal of free ideas here. You can keep doing this and keep data mining for ideas or get your ass out there and make some hot videos and take the information you have learned here and be the best provider.
 
For the month of May you will receive a twerk back bonus for your next booking if you had a top notch experience and wrote a review to daddy. Once you get the notification of the posting and verification, setup their bounce back reward.
 
As the economic tide unfolds people have to be smart and savvy. All I read in the forums is about the consistent quality guys and the novice "scamateurs." It seems like the formula is really easy:
 
Have a good hustle:
 
Be nice as fuck
Be a good fuck
Be a good listener
Flattery will get you everywhere
OMG I must have won the jackpot with you daddy. You are just my type.....say that to your clients
Be a slot machine. Make your client want to pull the lever over and over again. Make the lights light up and lucky sevens happen more than not. Kiss passionately.
 
Best of all.......every client wants to be the best client. A little humility works. Tell them about your struggle and let them know how hard you are going to work to exceed their expectations and earn their trust in hopes of a great review or referral.
 
"one man's junk is another man's treasure" How does your junk stack up to the rest of the field?
 
We are tired of tired providers. The ones who WORK get all the work. The best no longer have to advertise and they work less for more. What is your long-term plan?
 
I had a provider tip me once and said, "man, for a moment I forgot who called who." He knows what he is doing and he gets it right back anyway. Most of the legacy gentlemen here will tell you they prefer to have a regular, consistent trustworthy connection. When you clean your room every week mommy or daddy gives you allowance. You make their lives easier.
 
Good luck brother.

Agreed. That delivery was very telling. ["Like duh, I am white why should I know that?"] You would think that providers of all types are well informed or would like to be.

Hmmm....

 
I do not think this is a fair assessment. I believe people who used those sites would repost to move their ad to the top of the page for that day. Unlike subscription services a la Rentmenfriend.com, where they move your ad automatically, based on subscription level. That is why you see the most popular supermodels and porn stars featured on the premium sites and you have to do a little research on the others.
 
He is gorgeous and seems to be a nice guy. So, to be clear, I reached out to Scott once or twice with no response. Now, I understand that he simply filters bookings down to day of only. That little fact shows that he is not desperate. He is busy smashing pumpkins. I too, felt a little slighted, but I never take it to heart. I like to confirm details before booking and get a gauge ahead of time for long distance bookings. However, upon arrival in a different location, I prefer same day bookings, which give me flexibility for my business meetings and dinners. Just like escorts, you and I would not kick our income stream aside for someone who is future tripping about whether they like their left or right butt cheek slapped.
 
Dear Scott, when I arrive in south Florida, I will start pinging you at sunrise to get on the docket. Is there some sort of lottery system? Perhaps it is like a black Friday sale. You can push people over and trample them to the ticket machine? That could be fun. Now, I am focused on wanting some big white cock. arrggghh!

I would think a card with the title "Personal Trainer/Fitness Expert/Physical Therapist" would be more apropos to keeping it tidy.
 
You could even be a Hot Yoga Instructor specializing in singles or couples training for those who are too embarrassed to jump into specialized group classes.
 
Finish it with: we also curate personal fitness plans tailored to improving your overall well being. No pain no gain.
 
*ask about our in-home colonic cleansing therapies with bonus aromatherapy calming treatment to reset your neurons.
 
Or simply go with the flow and get yourself a premium ad on Rentmen and put your hot tools on display. The biggest ad spends for retailers are on Google and Facebook. Businesses are not asking about analog technology. But to your point, a business card is a great tool for the client to think about things. It should led them someplace to investigate further. Perhaps they text you to receive a weblink to a personal portal with a special pin or password personalized and reflective of your boutique and personal service. This will keep the wife or partner from misusing your data out of rage. I personally would not take a business card with a provocative image of a man on it. It is 2018, people are pretty hip. Most of the people we know have hired, so they are not fooled.
 
If I was a hot escort, I would generate a card with the title: life coach. I would invest in a gorgeous leather sofa of the highest quality. Drape it with a comfortable throw and pillow. You can even take a photo home of you riding the ride, like the amusement parks do. Just pick one out on the ipad by the door and it will be sent to you via email or text or printed on site. The cotton candy is complimentary on your way out.
 
So, you have an arsenal of free ideas here. You can keep doing this and keep data mining for ideas or get your ass out there and make some hot videos and take the information you have learned here and be the best provider.
 
For the month of May you will receive a twerk back bonus for your next booking if you had a top notch experience and wrote a review to daddy. Once you get the notification of the posting and verification, setup their bounce back reward.
 
As the economic tide unfolds people have to be smart and savvy. All I read in the forums is about the consistent quality guys and the novice "scamateurs." It seems like the formula is really easy:
 
Have a good hustle:
 
Be nice as fuck
Be a good fuck
Be a good listener
Flattery will get you everywhere
OMG I must have won the jackpot with you daddy. You are just my type.....say that to your clients
Be a slot machine. Make your client want to pull the lever over and over again. Make the lights light up and lucky sevens happen more than not. Kiss passionately.
 
Best of all.......every client wants to be the best client. A little humility works. Tell them about your struggle and let them know how hard you are going to work to exceed their expectations and earn their trust in hopes of a great review or referral.
 
"one man's junk is another man's treasure" How does your junk stack up to the rest of the field?
 
We are tired of tired providers. The ones who WORK get all the work. The best no longer have to advertise and they work less for more. What is your long-term plan?
 
I had a provider tip me once and said, "man, for a moment I forgot who called who." He knows what he is doing and he gets it right back anyway. Most of the legacy gentlemen here will tell you they prefer to have a regular, consistent trustworthy connection. When you clean your room every week mommy or daddy gives you allowance. You make their lives easier.
 
Good luck brother.

I would have canceled after day one. I wouldn't tolerate that from a fuckbuddy, boyfriend, date, and certainly not when I am paying for TIME. That special TIME thingy TIME TIME TIME. It means, you spent several thousands of dollars to be cute on instagram. Put his ass out and cancel the flight back.
 
I had a regular date from a guy who chased me for years attend a friends wedding in Cabo. Well, the night before the wedding when we all went out he was wasted sitting and snuggling up with a local in front of my friends. I didn't blink. When he returned to the room he was checked out and the ticket I paid for was canceled by my assistant. You can pay your own way since you are traveling alone. I need my room free for the hot local ass I'll be fucking tonight. So, call your boy and head over to the barrio. "He doesn't have a place." Well you two have a lot in common. I am sure he never did that again. Part of this experience needs to be a lesson.
 
This is worse than newbies trying to spend the entire session "Getting to know you." Let them now your therapy is covered by insurance. If we don't know each other in 10 minutes, you should leave. Ciao.
 
It sounds like you have more of a "friendly" relationship where when he needs something you are his good friend. But when you need something, business less than usual.
 
Kick him out. I get annoyed by such trash. You worked hard to wine and dime him for no cuddle and no selfie. A third of the guys there are less and they would love to join you. You will look like a well respected gentleman in the end.

I would have canceled after day one. I wouldn't tolerate that from a fuckbuddy, boyfriend, date, and certainly not when I am paying for TIME. That special TIME thingy TIME TIME TIME. It means, you spent several thousands of dollars to be cute on instagram. Put his ass out and cancel the flight back.
 
I had a regular date from a guy who chased me for years attend a friends wedding in Cabo. Well, the night before the wedding when we all went out he was wasted sitting and snuggling up with a local in front of my friends. I didn't blink. When he returned to the room he was checked out and the ticket I paid for was canceled by my assistant. You can pay your own way since you are traveling alone. I need my room free for the hot local ass I'll be fucking tonight. So, call your boy and head over to the barrio. "He doesn't have a place." Well you two have a lot in common. I am sure he never did that again. Part of this experience needs to be a lesson.
 
This is worse than newbies trying to spend the entire session "Getting to know you." Let them now your therapy is covered by insurance. If we don't know each other in 10 minutes, you should leave. Ciao.
 
It sounds like you have more of a "friendly" relationship where when he needs something you are his good friend. But when you need something, business less than usual.
 
Kick him out. I get annoyed by such trash. You worked hard to wine and dime him for no cuddle and no selfie. A third of the guys there are less and they would love to join you. You will look like a well respected gentleman in the end.

Argentine dicks in erection double their length and quadruple their width.
 
It is a scientific fact.