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That's being charitable - face like a punch drunk boxer and if he's only 30 I'll eat my hat. And only 500 for a half hour session with no oral. Where do I sign up?

There's also a noodle museum in Yokohama where you can sample Udon, ramen, soba and other types from all over the country. A nice place to go after you've taken care of the needs of the noodle between your legs.

The only sane post in this thread....
 
Thank you for that!

Loved him on Match Game back in the day. Fun fact: he was once married to Jack Klugman.

May seem anachronistic as the thread has gone in a different direction but I just can't resist asking the musical question.......
 

You’re all excommunicated!
(Pope Francis told me)

You’re all excommunicated!
(Pope Francis told me)

Is this my cue to weigh in on the masseur I hired one time who, after the Massage started and I was face down, informed me that he had just eaten a burger and it didn’t agree with him and he had bad gas? The Massage did not go well... needless to say.

Wow what a great thread! I feel exactly the same way but never thought in a million years that there would be a thread that gets that deep into the minutiae of the subject! I hate when a guy waits till you are face down on the table to completely disrobe. Then I can't see the goods till like 3/4 of the time is over with and they ask you to turn over (unless I sneak a peek ). Remember guys - that's half the reason I came to see you!!

If this thread interests you check out the film Latter Days. About a mormon missionary who falls in love with an LA prettyboy. Real good movie and at times HOT. They used to show it on LOGO a lot when that channel was still gay (and good).

Wow I used to think he was hot until I saw this pic. Looks like aunt Jemima with that thing on his head and OMG those thighs! If you only showed the pic from the waist down I would have guessed it was Chrissy Metz!
 
BTW Did anybody else see Victor Cruz on the Today show this morning? Looking good! and funny too. I'd definitely love a roll in the hay with him. Strahan may have some competition. (if VC doesn't get signed by some team next season)

Using fake pictures are NEVER ok. If the provider is wanting to remain anonymous:
A. Don't escort
B. Crop out the face
 
Imagine ordering a product on Amazon and you receive kinda what you ordered. Would you think to yourself "Eh it's close enough"?

Wait a minute, and you're ok with this?!? I don't care if they are a "reasonable facsimile" unless the guy tells you before you meet that they are not his pictures he's lying to you. This is not ok let alone ethical. Who's pictures are they? Does the guy in the photos know that a stranger is using his identity for potentially illegal purposes? You talk about an escort wanting discretion but what about the idividual who owns the photos? I guess his privacy is of no concern?

Funny, doesn't look a thing like Julie Andrews.

Funny, doesn't look a thing like Julie Andrews.

The guy with the man bun is cute but really this whole thing looks fake. The reactions of the people being "fooled" look scripted and badly acted. Just my 2 cents.

Yeah, I thought the same thing but it was still funny.

The guy with the man bun is cute but really this whole thing looks fake. The reactions of the people being "fooled" look scripted and badly acted. Just my 2 cents.

Be sure to ask if he has a Friends and Family discount like Hilton has.

I had sex in Denver. Does that count?

I had sex in Denver. Does that count?

And FWIW...the sandbar at Haulover inlet is down right legendary... On any given weekend...More eye candy than a body can stand.

https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=images+haulover+inlet+sandbar&fr=yfp-t&imgurl=https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nrQdbTvYKNE/maxresdefault.jpg#id=15&iurl=https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nrQdbTvYKNE/maxresdefault.jpg&action=click

I had sex in Denver. Does that count?

I had sex in Denver. Does that count?

I had sex in Denver. Does that count?