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Not completely, I really was sure to go... I’ll talk about it some day, there will be a thread about this. Anyways, back to Utopia!

My life is in complete and utter shambles, which caused me to cancel Brasil. I must say I am very sorry for it, especially since @freecahill1965 was counting on me being there. However, things are going in the right direction. To add to the mystery of this post, I didn’t make this booking at Utopia for myself!

You can call and ask for a specific name at a specific time. I just did that yesterday actually. Just articulate as the person on the other side of the phone taking your appointment is likely not going to have English as his first language.

Since Gabriel Cross is one of your obsessions, and just in case you like Alam Wernik too, you might be interested in this: https://justfor.fans/GabrielCrossXXX

Has this site been in trouble? I cannot get it to load.

You are a star, thanks!

It is. I love this new thread, btw.

Since the big NYC spa thread was cleared, I lost all my information which I was safely assuming it would always be there. So can you guys remind me: Who do we know works as a masseur at Utopia and their type? - Simon (cute Asian guy) - ??? (???) - ??? (???) - ??? (???)

This thread is a joke, Quoth, if you are offended by joke threads like this, you need to rethink your priorities. Or if you don’t get it when we make a joke, we will remember to insert (joke) next to every sentence for you. Jeeeez, women! (Joke)

The Conrad in Tokyo.

Apparently both are being played in the sound track, and it depends if you have young ears (Yanni) or older ears (Lorel) which means your brains hears better one and parses only the one that is clearest. You can make both group ear the same thing by changing the pitch/speed it is played at. See here:

@LaffingBear is right, it is how well they did respective to your expectations. Given a local restaurant charges much less than a Michelin rated one, you can give them 5 stars if they met all your expectations, given the price you paid. Similarly, a 5 star hotel at $500 a night that had a rude guy at the front desk deserves a bad review, even if everything else was perfect. At that price, they should have enough money to train him appropriately.

Public service announcement, or https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate-specific_antigen?

At least they can get a Darwin Award.

You can tell him all your secrets. That is what I do. He understands and acts accordingly.

I was kidding.

Ageists! More seriously, I know guys that are 21 and look even younger than him. I think your age-dar is out of order. This is a young man, not a little boy.

Chopsticks are good to stay in shape, it takes longer to eat, which means you feel full before you finish your plate and have a chance at saying no to seconds!

So my super hot 26 yo Latino grindr hookup now wants this to be a regular thing. What to do, what to do.... There will certainly be one condition: no more hickeys!

@Latinochileno has met him.

I guess it is a list of the oldest restaurants that are still running, right? Surely Montana had some restaurants in the 19th century?

If your card is free (there are many free cards, including one at Anex) why would you or they cancel it? Keep it, even if you don’t do t use it much.

I would recommend to get an Amex. That is my own experience only, and maybe people will disagree but : they have never denied me a single transaction online or otherwise, unlike other banks who freak out and think someone must be doing fraud whenever I buy something slightly unusual.

New questions: 1 - is it normal for grindr guys to give hickeys in the heat of the moment? 2 - how do you hide a hickey from your husband?

Sorry I am not much help on this, I couldn’t tell you, maybe? But I am not trying to contact them or even see them, my filter excludes them from my main screen.