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On friendboy.pro it says $600 an hour.

I have, but the cost + the look isn’t appealing to me. it is a 1920s historical house with nice wooden features.

Here in the North East I have been thoroughly enjoying evening time on my porch since the beginning of June, except that in the last week or so, the annual mosquitos have turned up here and they love me! So question for you guys who also spend evening time outisde in warm weather, how do you repel mosquitos? I have a sprays that smell like lemons and that I can use effectively on my body, but I just don’t like having to shower every night before going to bed to remove it. What is the effective mosquito repellent solution to protect an area the size of a big porch, in a typically American home?

I second that question. And I am not joking!

Wait the bait and switch is with this guy? https://rentmen.eu/Lucasstrom That is not the worst bait and switch then!

Apologies Avalon if it was already suggested and you had to reject it for a good reason, but have you considered a mobility scooter? https://www.spinlife.com/Pride-Travel-Pro-3-Wheel-Travel-Scooter/spec.cfm?productID=91834&adv=googlepla&utm_medium=CSE&utm_source=googlepla&default=1&utm_term=&utm_campaign=610148043 They are not cheap, but might give you back some of the old freedom you had.

It is a private room with a table shower. You lie down naked and the masseur soaps you up and showers you neck to feet.

Hey, @NYC loves life, isn’t it weird that every single one of your posts since you joined this forum have been praise for Alex (aka magichands) and that they (especially this one) read like a masseurfinder fake or doctored review? How come you have never found any reason to discuss with us any other subject? I mean, I want to trust that newbies are not masseurs in disguise, but a bit of variety in what you post would help build this trust.

A very good subject. Apart from the obvious [never flake (or if you have to, compensate), never “forget” to pay in full, shower just before (hopefully together), brush your teeth ], I can only think of a few things I try to remember doing each time: - Remind him he is allowed to say no or to say stop at any time (like in any relationship). - Tell him what you like doing, rather than give orders. - Bring condom, lube, poppers, viagra, just in case he has forgotten. - Show some interest in him: a simple “so, are you busy with other activities, these days?” can open a long conversation, but doesn’t demand one. Interested in what others do.

26 hires in the year? Not bad.

I think that is very clear, appreciate the heads up.

I also would love lots of money and presents for no work whatsoever.

Can I ask: 4 problems out of how many guys? I have never had a problem and I don’t actually check that PnP thing on RM. Maybe I was just lucky.

And his hat is on sale today. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-44519302

Thanks! I didn’t know this was a thing!

Why is it passive aggressive? At least it will save them time in the future, they won’t be writing back to me, as they now know that I won’t be able to read it. It is much better than passive-aggressively letting them waste their time over and over, until they finally realise on their own that you are ignoring them. I want people (even those that I ignore) to use their time productively. And also I want them to know that they have said something that is so objectionable, that if it were in real life, it would have made me walk away from them and never try to meet them again. If they don’t ever get that sort feedback, (me walking away from a crazy/racist/dishonest speaker) how would they know what is acceptable to say among friends?

In French-speaking Africa, there are quite a lot of people called “FetNat”. This is because people were used to call their child based on the catholic saint <something> that they found on the printed calendar, nearly always written in French. So if you were born on June 23, you were likely to be called “Jean” (John) because June 23 is the catholic tradition to celebrate Saint John. Every day of the year has a prominent catholic saint with a common name. But on the 14th of July, there was no saint name printed on the French calendar, that spot was taken by the abbreviation “Fêt. Nat.” which was meant to mean “fête national” (national holiday, which is bastille day in France). Most people had no idea it was not a Saint, (they were African farmers, why would they know or care about bastille day after all?) and so they called their child an abbreviation.

The most developed auto sharing company is Citiz (https://citiz.coop/) They have a map of cities that they cover. However their online registration might be difficult for you. They ask for your bank details and a proof of address. Not sure they would accept a foreign version of that. Zipcar seems to be only in Paris. I don’t know if they would accept an American account holder, you can try to book online. We were supposed to guess you were interested in scooters from the sentence “Any advice on renting cars in France?” ? I think you overestimate our mind-reading abilities. No special licences for scooters, any driving licence will do. Sorry I don’t know about availability across the whole territory. I can do some research in French for you about a particular area if you tell us.

I am going to hijack this thread too! Can someone explain the 68 degree thermostat joke in this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8h276spNJg (Skip to the 45th second)

Should we check on turnout before we celebrate the method? I missed the message, too short notice.

Created his RM account yesterday! Very interesting.

Jimmy of course.

I don’t understand the Dexter joke, nor the charge “attribution” . Is this an American thing I am not aware of?

Be careful, Aaron, if you are in the US and you talk to a client for the first time, when you cannot know for sure that he is not a cop. Haggling for a sex act is a problem for legal reasons, not because it has a negative context.

He doesn’t reply to my emails or texts.