myophile

OMG I love that song, for those who don’t know it:
 
When I need something to help me unwind
I find a six-foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say "last call"
I start shopping for a Neanderthal
 
The bigger they come
The harder I fall
In love, 'til we're done
Then they're out in the hall
 
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid
 
What kind of guy does a lot for me
Superman with a lobotomy
My father's outta Harvard
My brother's outta Yale
Well, the guy I took home last night
Just got outta jail
The way he grabbed and threw me
Oooh, it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me
I hope he'd had his shots
 
The bigger they are
The harder they'll work
I got a soft spot
For a good-looking jerk
 
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid
 
I met a guy who drives a truck
(Peterbilt)
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link
He's so stupid—you know what he said
Well, I forgot what he said
'Cause it was so stupid
 
The bigger they come
The harder I fall
In love, 'til we're done
Then they're out in the hall
 
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and.

OMG I love that song, for those who don’t know it:
 
When I need something to help me unwind
I find a six-foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say "last call"
I start shopping for a Neanderthal
 
The bigger they come
The harder I fall
In love, 'til we're done
Then they're out in the hall
 
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid
 
What kind of guy does a lot for me
Superman with a lobotomy
My father's outta Harvard
My brother's outta Yale
Well, the guy I took home last night
Just got outta jail
The way he grabbed and threw me
Oooh, it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me
I hope he'd had his shots
 
The bigger they are
The harder they'll work
I got a soft spot
For a good-looking jerk
 
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid
 
I met a guy who drives a truck
(Peterbilt)
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link
He's so stupid—you know what he said
Well, I forgot what he said
'Cause it was so stupid
 
The bigger they come
The harder I fall
In love, 'til we're done
Then they're out in the hall
 
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and.

Hot af, and based in my hometown of Anchorage AK, of all places!

Hot guy — wish he’d include NYC in his travels!

If the client was satisfied, and the social gathering was not negatively impacted, it was exemplary multitasking.

Especially after the words, “big muscle.” Who wants a small muscle bodybuilder?

I think the OP is referring to "bodybuilder" and not "barebacker."

I can enthusiastically recommend Colton — tall, massively built, super-hot!
 
https://rentmen.eu/BigC

I can enthusiastically recommend Colton — tall, massively built, super-hot!
 
https://rentmen.eu/BigC

At the very top of both my “hot” list and my “nice” list are Apollo Phoenix/Joe Thunder, and Vin Marco—sweetness and good humor combined with SMOKING white-hot hotness.

Thanks, g, for setting me off on that carefully worded daydream.

Yeah ... no.

Yeah ... no.

Same here. I’m careful to respect limits, but I REALLY appreciate muscle guys who are comfortable going off the standard MW script a little. It’s always a question worth asking.

Same here. I’m careful to respect limits, but I REALLY appreciate muscle guys who are comfortable going off the standard MW script a little. It’s always a question worth asking.

Same here. I’m careful to respect limits, but I REALLY appreciate muscle guys who are comfortable going off the standard MW script a little. It’s always a question worth asking.

I like to support local businesses, so I may give him a try.

Bump. Anybody seen him?

I had another regular with the same question. New policy? Weekend NYC?

All of those points are completely valid! Confidence is everything! What s journey you've gone through with that transformation! Congratulations on the hard work you e put in to achieve your goals.

I lost 80 lbs a few years back, and one of my diet and fitness goals was to reach a body weight/composition where I felt comfortable hiring an escort. For me it was never about what an escort might think about my weight—I assumed that as a professional he’d keep his thoughts to himself and show me a good time regardless—it was what *I* thought about my weight, and what (purely subjective) “threshold” I felt I had to reach in order to feel reasonably comfortable naked with a hot guy.

Yum.

Let me know if you run into these two!
 
https://www.xvideos.com/video13476307/mendez_twins.#186.4

Let’s just say that if I could make a guy do anything I wanted this is NOT the routine I would choose.

Let’s just say that if I could make a guy do anything I wanted this is NOT the routine I would choose.