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A German man took parking lot forgetfulness to a whole new level — misplacing his Volkswagen for 20 years. The unidentified 76-year-old reported to Frankfurt police back in 1997 that his Passat had been pilfered, but it turns he had merely forgotten where he parked the car, the Augsburger Allgemeine reported. He was finally reunited with the long-lost automobile, which was found rusting away in the garage of an industrial building slated to be demolished. Police were able to track down the owner and reunite him with the vehicle, according to the news outlet. Unfortunately for the man, though, the car was in no shape to provide Fahrvergnügen — or “driving enjoyment,” as described in an old ad campaign — and was sent to the junkyard to be scrapped.

I can remember my father listening to Jewish Cantorial records on our old hi-fi (at top volume). YOU WIN!!!

It isn't often that one thinks "I'd love to stroke that man's pussy."

I'd like to butter those buns... No matter how many times you whistle, you'll eat when everyone else does! Gretel, are you in there? Oh, Mr. Graaant... Don't let the door hit you in the ass... http://twohornyguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/naked_guy_kitchen_2.jpg Want to do it al fresco? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/men/2016/10/27/112184671_franconoriega_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqHkQ9a0Oiu5WXecsVZBxfL1GGwTivBEGrAtadeR68kQk.jpg?imwidth=450 Looks like there's plenty to go around! The best part of waking up... I don't know what he's making, but I'll eat whatever he's got Okay, this is hot... don't anybody startle me! I'll bet he needs a stool softener http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cw0mBePnOxg/UFmg2uAzubI/AAAAAAAACmk/t5tZzN5iAPw/s1600/GFGB-2012-03006.jpeg He seems to have an impressive spatula Does he have another apron that says THE WHOPPER? His other clothes must be in that washing machine Grandma, the other kids won't let me play!:rolleyes:

The dog is saying WTF?!?!?

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GOT MILK? http://malecelebnews.com/wp-content/images/2015/04/Eliad-Cohen-for-PAPAWEAR-Swimwear-150422-06.jpg http://estoybailando.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/eliad-cohen.gif http://malecelebbio.com/gallery/2012/10/Eliad-Cohen-02.jpg

Her grandson Mason must be so upset.

I wonder if his sister Marilyn is mourning.

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Still getting use from the Halloween leftovers http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7f4017f023801fbfc8326bf7212e50d/tumblr_mvlldldPyi1rkuhmio3_400.gif http://milliondicks.com/pics/t/276835.gif Do you like your Italian Zesty... or creamy? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QQj_qr6mSEE/Up1QHGtb12I/AAAAAAABclg/ql8L3VRaQ-U/s640/cooking-naked-men-guys-shirtless-gay-kraft-gif-tumblr-ass-apron-kitchen-food-03.gif DESSERT! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VnjM_vGKfEY/VNfCe4kqFSI/AAAAAAAAPKs/e6s2imxYu2M/s1600/tumblr_mumdmfOw3P1skx6xqo1_1280.jpg Tuck the wings under the legs and stuff that cavity! http://fringefamily.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364a8fba970c017c371d5b48970b-800wi Dark meat or White meat? The choice is obvious... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_HmJB7CcAAj4gp.jpg:large Good to the last drop: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-C1GIua9KKvk/VQZxyHSjzJI/AAAAAAACxxE/Qt9YoeRGzGg/s1600/Ball-Licking-031615-0011.gif

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Follow the bouncing balls... http://fringefamily.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364a8fba970c019aff17ed21970b-800wi His hand's gonna get tired: http://78.media.tumblr.com/a519aa960205ec945d6dcf0ab8da524e/tumblr_n32uvuETHZ1ro10nyo6_400.gif

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SCHMECKY GREENE was always my favorite Jewish comic.

You'd think he could use those talons to trim that bush...

Is that a banana split?

Earle ‘Don’t Call Me Phyllis’ Hyman, best known to TV audiences for his role as Cliff Huxtable’s father Russell on “The Cosby Show,” has died at the age of 91. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Hyman died on Friday at the Lillian Booth Actors Home in Englewood, N.J. A cause of death has not been reported. Hyman appeared in 40 episodes of “The Cosby Show” over the course of its nine-season run. In 1986, he received an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Guest Performer in a Comedy Series for his work in the classic Season 2 episode “Happy Anniversary.” In addition to his work on “The Cosby Show,” Hyman was the voice of Panthro on the 1980s cartoon “Thundercats.” Additional TV credits included “All My Children” and “The Defenders.” Hyman was also known for his stage work. In 1980, he won the Tony award for Best Featured Actor in a Play for the role of Oscar in Edward Albee’s “The Lady From Dubuque.”

Facing two accusations of sexual harassment by members of the Transparent team that he has strongly denied, Jeffery 'Hey, Mr. Tamborine Man' today has decided not to return to the Amazon series. “Playing Maura Pfefferman on Transparent has been one of the greatest privileges and creative experiences of my life,” the Emmy winning actor told Deadline on Sunday. “What has become clear over the past weeks, however, is that this is no longer the job I signed up for four years ago,” Tambor added of his role as the lead on the Jill Soloway created show. “I’ve already made clear my deep regret if any action of mine was ever misinterpreted by anyone as being aggressive, but the idea that I would deliberately harass anyone is simply and utterly untrue,” Tambor asserted as well. “Given the politicized atmosphere that seems to have afflicted our set, I don’t see how I can return toTransparent.” While a stunner on one level, this move by Golden Globe winner Tambor comes as the show itself was seemingly gearing up to shuffle him off the show. As Deadline was first to report on November 14, since the first allegation against Tambor was made by his former assistant and transgender actress Van Barnes earlier this month, there have been discussions about writing the actor’s transgender Maura character out of the show for the upcoming fifth season. With a tiny bit of wiggle room for what may be legal reasons, it seems today that Jeffrey Tambor just made those talks a reality for the writers’ room. Even before the first claims, Tambor’s option for a Season 5 had not actually been picked up, sources tell Deadline. Amazon is currently investigation both allegations and has been speaking to Soloway, members of the production and Tambor. Neither Amazon nor Soloway could be reached by Deadline for a response to Tambor’s announcement. Yesterday at a panel in Hollywood, Soloway said she was “not able to say anything at all” about the accusations because of the on-going investigation. This stunning shift by Tambor comes after transgender Transparent semi-regular Trace Lysette alleged on November 16 that the actor made lewd, sexual and unwelcomed remarks to her repeatedly while they worked together. The Blunt Talk actress also said that Tambor got “physical” with her on at least one occasion. In clear reference to Tambor, Lysette recommended that Amazon and Soloway “remove the problem and let the show go on.” Saying he was “deeply sorry if any action of mine was ever misinterpreted by anyone as being sexually aggressive,” Tambor also responded to the claims: “I know I haven’t always been the easiest person to work with. I can be volatile and ill-tempered, and too often I express my opinions harshly and without tact. But I have never been a predator – ever.” Less than a day after those claims by Lysette, Transparent writer and producer Our Lady J became the first and only member of the series to publicly back both accusers. Thanking Lysette for her “leadership,” the transgender scribe added, “we cannot let trans content be taken down by a single cis man.” Transparent‘s fourth season launched on the streaming service from Jeff Bezos’ company on September 21. While not formally announced, a fifth season of the Gaby Hoffmann, Jay Duplass, Amy Landecker, and Judith Light co-starring show is expected next year from Amazon. Tambor is repped by the Gersh Agency and the Burstein Company.