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I'm so sick of all these daily (hourly?) revelations/accusations, I'm waiting for some news organization to come out with a big headline that some famous person has NOT been accused of anything. At this point, that would be bigger news. Today it's Ron Jeremy who allegedly raped and harassed multiple women. SHOCKING! I thought people who work in porn would be classier.

I'd say Tim McGraw, but it would be sacrilege to pay homage to the son of a former NY Met.

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A. Do you have to sign for deliveries, or do you let him drop his load off at the door? B. Has he ever asked "What can brown do for you?" C. I wonder why you never see sentences like 'My horse is hung like a UPS driver.'

Violet's 42 year old (Gregory) was played by David Krumholtz, whom I once saw in a pizzeria around the corner from where I was living at the time. Linda Lavin played his mother in 2 episodes. My favorite episode of the whole series was when Christy invited Gregory and his mother over for a nice, Jewish dinner.

Violet gave up the baby at the end of the first season. She has since been engaged to & was broken up with by her 42 year old professor, moved to Lake Tahoe, moved back to LA, & then made up with the baby daddy and moved in with him.

MOM (also known as "Allison Janney Eats", since she seems to in every episode) was originally supposed to be about a newly-sober single mom, raising her two kids while dealing with her newly-sober mom. The kids have been making fewer and fewer appearances every year, and this season, the picture of them with their mother and grandmother has been removed from the opening credits.

Burrows sang the lead vocals on several one-hit wonder songs under different group names, Edison Lighthouse's "Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)" (February 1970); White Plains' "My Baby Loves Lovin'" (March 1970);First Class' "Beach Baby" (July 1974). He also sang lead vocals on The Brotherhood of Man's "United We Stand"

The lead vocalist is session singer Tony Burrows. Burrows also sang lead for Edison Lighthouse Lust Grows Where My Rosemary Goes:

In Trump’s America, Homophobe Blake Shelton Is the ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ People are not happy that ‘The Voice’ judge was named People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ given his history of racism and homophobia. Twitter users began unearthing Shelton’s disturbing history of homophobic and racist tweets. Juvenile cracks like, “Question for my gay followers…. Are skittles y’all’s favorite candy?” and “How can I be attracted to lesbians?... I’m not gay…” and “Grown men who wear Chuck Taylor’s may as well write on their fore head ‘Cucumbers turn me on!!!’” In one of his most offensive tweets, sent in 2011, Shelton appeared to advocate violence against gay men, tweeting, “Re-writing my fav Shania Twain song... Any man that tries Touching my behind He’s gonna be a beaten, bleedin’, heaving kind of guy…” Then there were the racist tweets, ones like, “Wish the dickhead in the next room would either shut up or learn some English so I would atleast know what he’s planning to bomb!!” or “Nothing says ‘Happy 4th of July’ like a airport shuttle bus driver that can’t speak a FUCKING word of English!!! To the terminal Omar!!!” In another tweet from 2010, he writes about a "sick fantasy" he had about the then 16-year-old Dakota Fanning. "So I just figured out a great excuse for my sick fantasy about Dakota Fanning. I thought she was Amanda Seyfried," he wrote. (BTW, do y'all know a leaked pic of Seyfried blowing Justin Long is online?)

This is odd, but when I was a teenager a couple of friends of mine & I discussed the fact that masturbation seemed to open stuffy nasal passages.

A Canadian man PERVERT whose vanity license plate “GRABHER” was revoked by authorities for being “inappropriate” is suing for the right to keep driving through town with it. Lorne Grabher, a retiree in Nova Scotia, said his namesake plate has been on family vehicles for 27 years until the province suddenly revoked it in January. A spokesman for the provincial Transport Department denied the rejection of the plate was related to an obscene comment by President Donald Trump revealed during his campaign, in which he bragged about grabbing women by the genitals (have some balls–say PUSSY!), according to the Canadian Press. But Grabher isn’t so sure. “Canada is not a country where a person gets to be ‘offended’ at everything,” he wrote in an affidavit, filed in Nova Scotia Supreme Court. “I am increasingly dismayed by the hypersensitivity of some people who are ‘offended’ by every little thing they encounter,” he continued. “Such diversity and freedom are impossible if the government seeks to eliminate or limit every little thing and every little difference that could be perceived as ‘offensive’ to someone.” The feisty senior pointed out plenty of “government regulated” place names in Canada, including “Dildo” (is there another place called "Lube"?) and “Red Indian Lake” and “Blow Me Down Provincial Park” in Newfoundland and Labrador. In Ontario, there are towns called “Crotch Lake” (Does it smell rank when it’s really warm?) and “Swastika” (really nice, Canada!) and a place called “Old Squaw Islands” in Nunavut, he wrote. He also cited Sandy Hook, Manitoba, saying the name connotes gun violence after the 2012 school shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut. Grabher said he is proud of his surname, which shows his Austrian-German heritage. His case is scheduled to be heard next September.

When you were born, did the doctors notice you were missing the sarcasm gene, or was testing for that not available way back then??

More than a dozen members of a Penn State University frat are facing additional charges in the highly-publicized hazing death of Tim Piazza after investigators were able to retrieve deleted surveillance footage, prosecutors announced Monday. Investigators were quick to add that TylerandAce's kid had nothing to do with any improper behavior and remains a source of pride for his parents and school. Piazza, a 19-year-old sophomore from New Jersey, died after tumbling down a flight of stairs and fracturing his skull during an alcohol-fueled pledge ritual at the Beta Theta Pi house on Feb. 4. Flanked by Piazza's parents, Centre County district attorney Stacy Parks Miller told reporters that 12 new defendants, as well as five old ones, were facing new criminal charges, including involuntary manslaughter, hazing and giving alcohol to minors. The new charges are based on surveillance footage that authorities managed to recover after a frat brother deleted it. Another 11 frat members are already facing similar charges. "It's time to man up, fellas, and be held accountable for your actions," Piazza's father, James, told reporters, his voice cracking. Piazza's tragic death made national headlines after it was revealed that frat members didn't alert authorities until about 12 hours after he fell down the stairs. Before the fall, Piazza had been forced to consume at least 18 drinks in less than an hour and a half, according to prosecutors. "Brothers were coming up to him and giving him those drinks," Miller said. When Piazza was finally brought to the hospital on Feb. 3, he had a damaged spleen. He was pronounced dead less than 24 hours later. The Beta Theta Pi house was shut down shortly after Piazza's death and remains empty.

The proper terminology is 'Mr. Hamm and his juicy pork sausage.'

How many people do you remember from when Shakespeare wrote what nowadays probably would've been his blog? Or is it your intention to insult those pioneering posters of the early 21st century by implying their words were less meaningful and timeless than those penned by old Willy S.?

1. What's the point of having a search function if not to find old posts that are in a similar vein or have a pertinent title? 2. I, for one, (as the immortal Julia Sugarbaker would've said) find it interesting to see what posters from prehistoric times were thinking. They lived on a Planet Earth that was far different than the one we live on now. They may even have thought they had the worst President possible governing them. Can you imagine such naivete? Surely, we can learn from their ignorance! (I know, I know... don't call you 'Shirley.')

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DEAR ABBY: My 8-year-old daughter keeps asking me for a smartphone. I'm at a loss about who she would call besides me and her dad. She points out these different kids her age who have phones. They are the same kids I view as ones who will have no curfew, boyfriends at 12 and parents who aren't as involved as we are. At what age do you feel kids should have smartphones? -- INVOLVED PARENT DEAR INVOLVED PARENT: I don't think there is a magic number, but your daughter is definitely too young to have one. Smartphones can be dangerous when they are used irresponsibly. A flip phone, perhaps, for her to contact you in case of emergencies, might be appropriate. Because her friends have smartphones is not a valid reason for her to have one. Before that happens, you must be confident that it will be used responsibly, and that you and her father will be able to review its history. DEAR INVOLVED PARENT: Your daughter obviously wants to go on tinder, no doubt a reflection of the lax moral example you set for her. She'll need the phone to call you to pick her up when she's finished servicing the football team under the bleachers. DEAR ABBY: After my future son-in-law moved in with our daughter, my husband and I stopped by unannounced to visit. He answered the door in his underwear and never bothered to go put on a pair of shorts. We didn't say anything and, of course, didn't stay long. It was close to Christmas, so we bought him a robe and my husband jokingly told him, "We figured you didn't have one since you stay in your underwear when we're here." Even after that, he still does it. I finally told my daughter, "Since he can't take a hint, please tell him to put on clothes when I'm coming over." Since then, when we've stopped by (dropping off the grandbabies) he still doesn't put shorts on. It happened again today. I asked him to please throw on some shorts, and his response was, "You're killing me in my own house," but he did do it. They rely on us to help with our granddaughters, but I'm fed up with having to see him in his underwear. I also don't think he should go around that way around his 6-year-old stepdaughter and his 2-month-old daughter. What are your thoughts on this? -- HURTING EYES IN FLORIDA DEAR HURTING EYES: Because you are doing your daughter and her husband the favor of looking after the grandkids, and you have let them know you prefer not seeing your son-in-law in his undies, your wishes should be respected. However, different families have different standards regarding attire around the house, and you shouldn't judge him for what he chooses to wear in the privacy of his home when you are not around. DEAR PRUDE: You have a daughter; obviously you're familiar with male genitalia. Or has it really been that long?(in which case you need to have a talk with your hubby) As for the kids, GOD FORBID they see dad in his underwear... no sane, well-adjusted adult ever had to experience THAT, I'm sure!

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sar·casm ˈsärˌkazəm/ noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

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