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That's nonsense. Obviously, ANY tangible item you pay for is real. If you pay for crystals to clean your aura, they are real. The OP was comparing porn to a 'real' sexual encounter, which is something the other person would participate in if they weren't being paid. There's nothing wrong with paying somebody for sex; it just isn't 'real'. It's performance art of a very specific kind.

yeah, but it made for a good pun.

any property you own in South Florida could one day be an underwater investment... South Florida sees dozens of luxury high-rise buildings start to sink

Kaapo Kakko traded to Kraken say THAT one ten times, fast...

‘Murder hornets’ now officially eradicated from the US with no sightings since 2021 applause.wav Baby, you're incredible.wav go away.wav jaws.wav Thank you, precious!.wav That's the way I like it.wav toilet flush.wav toodle-oo.wav

New Yankee teammates Cody Bellinger and Giancarlo Stanton. Or are you only interested in fertile Christian men who've been married for 20 years?

My brother in law read that Bellinger's wife is Stanton's ex. @jeezopete this makes me wonder who'd sing this to whom:

a REAL thing is something you don't have to pay for.

Since the late 1990s, Post cereal has given us an excuse to enjoy cookies for breakfast. While cookie cereal might not be part of your morning routine as an adult, there’s certainly something nostalgic about childhood favorites like Oreo O’s. The combination of milk and cookies is a timeless duo, after all. Whether it’s to kick off a Saturday of activities or as a loaded midnight snack, it’s hard to beat the convenience and flavor that cereal brings to the table. Now, decades after the launch of Oreo O’s, Post is releasing a new cereal featuring milk’s favorite cookie—but the release comes with bittersweet news for fans of the brand’s original offering. Oreo O’s Are Leaving Shelves As Post Introduces Oreo Puffs Cereal Oreo Puffs cereal will soon land on shelves at major retailers nationwide. The corn and oat-based crunchy puffs are made with real Oreo cookie wafers, delivering a true-to-name taste in every bite. In addition to the chocolatey puffs, the cereal also contains mini marshmallows. Instagrammer @Markie_Devo shared the news in a recent post and fans can’t wait to get their hands on a box. “Oh wow my kids would be all over this one!,” said one excited commenter. “Oooo I need to try! The O’s have been one of my favorite handfuls-straight-from-the-box late-night snacks lol,” added another. One Instagrammer suggested that Oreo Puffs could be good enough to give one General Mills favorite a run for its money. “Now that's like a Reese’s Puffs competition,” they wrote. While some Oreo lovers are excited about the drop, many others are frustrated that the new cereal will be replacing the original Oreo O’s.

GROSS! What are you, a cannibal? Use a different ingredient. Please!

Grandfather dead after bear shot in a tree falls on him while hunting

My extra special gift of appreciation for my vital contribution to the New York health survey.

More than 175 dogs across Britain have been dressed up as Nativity characters for a festive Instagram display. After more than 60 dogs took part in the festive stunt last year, the team doubled their efforts again this year. The Nativity display, which owners have posted throughout the day on Monday, is to help an animal rescue. The group of dog owners banded together on Instagram to divvy up the main characters — including Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the Angel. The stunt is in aid of Broken Biscuits, the UK’s leading disabled animal advocacy charity, which is based in Lincolnshire. Characters were allocated to each of the original 150 dog owners involved in the plan on Instagram. They all went away and bought, sourced or made their costumes before the big reveal. applause.wav cow crap.wav oh shit.wav what's new pussycat.wav jingle_dogs.wav

Stripper at vegan club allegedly stabs DJ during show in caught-on-camera attack well, we know she didn't use a steak knife...

Kathy Hochul’s decision to fork over taxpayer money to build a new stadium for the Buffalo Bills drew renewed scorn – after the NFL team’s billionaire owners sold a minority stake for a massive profit, The Post has learned. Hochul, a Buffalo native, had agreed in 2022 to provide $600 million in state funding – with Erie Country tossing in an additional $250 million – for the privately-owned stadium after Bills owner Terry Pegula threatened to leave Western New York. The new 62,000-seat Highmark Stadium, expected to open in 2026, played a significant role in inflating the value of the Bills by more than $2 billion – yet the state will not get any significant return on its investment, critics of the so-called Buffalo boondoggle claimed. “The investment proves what everyone knew: the deal was great … if you are the Bills’ owner but not so for the people of Buffalo or the state,” an adviser to former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, familiar with the Bills stadium deliberations, told The Post. Dr. Mark Rosentraub, director of the Center for Sports Venues at the University of Michigan, noted that there will be no direct benefit to Buffalo residents since the new stadium is being built next to the antiquated one in the suburb of Orchard Park. “This was an egregious deal. There is no other way around it,” Rosentraub said. “Had this facility been built in Downtown Buffalo it might have stimulated the economy. But they are just replicating what they had in the same place.” Hochul’s office defended the stadium deal. “In 2013, the State agreed to a deal where nearly 75% of the Bills’ stadium renovation was funded by the taxpayers — today, this new stadium is being constructed with less than 30% in State funding, a figure that is substantially below other recent NFL stadium projects,” a spokesperson for the governor said. The Hochul rep claimed the new Bills stadium project is injecting $2.1 billion into New York’s economy. Pegula, who paid $1.4 billion for the Bills in 2014, had threatened to move the team to Austin, Texas, without public funding. But legally the Bills could not relocate if the government made a good faith effort to keep the team, Rosentraub said. That could have included lending him the money to build a stadium — which is expected to cost $2.1 billion — instead of giving the deep-pocketed Pegula a handout. There was no public funding for the last two NFL stadiums built: SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles and Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas, which both opened in 2020. “Pegula negotiated the best deal for his business. The fault lies with the public sector, not the private sector,” Rosentraub said. The Bills were worth $3.4 billion when Hochul agreed to the deal, according to Forbes. Since then, the value of NFL teams has exploded. The average franchise is now worth $6.49 billion, and no team is valued at less than $5.25 billion, according to CNBC’s Official 2024 NFL Team Valuations. In August, the league for the first time allowed private equity to buy up to a 10% stake in NFL teams. Pegula took full advantage. Earlier this month, the fracking mogul sold a 10% stake to Arctos Partners – and another 10% to 10 limited partners led by NBA Hall of Famer Vince Carter – at a $5.8 billion valuation. The Bills, who lead the AFC East this season and are one of the favorites to win what would be their first Super Bowl title, are expected to get a boost in revenue from the new stadium from personal seat licenses, suite sales and sponsorships. “Having a new stadium is a nice thing,” one banker told The Post. “It makes it a much more attractive investment.” “Did it add 10% to the value? Yes, and that’s our tax money at work,” the banker said. A second banker added: “I think the new stadium is not insignificant when valuing the team.” Hochul had previously drawn criticism for the alleged sweetheart deal. Her husband, William Hochul, is a former top administrator with the Buffalo Bills’ concessionaire, Delaware North. She defended the decision during a press conference in March 2022. “I went into these negotiations trying to answer three questions – how long can we keep the Bills in Buffalo, how can we make sure this project benefits the hardworking men and women of Western New York and how can we get the best deal for taxpayers?” she said. “I’m pleased that after months of negotiations, we’ve come out with the best answers possible – the Bills will stay in Buffalo for another 30 years, the project will create 10,000 union jobs and New Yorkers can rest assured that their investment will be recouped by the economic activity the team generates.” are you sure you wanna do that.wav crapfest.wav good, bad, the ugly.wav you're doing it wrong.wav Thank you, precious!.wav toilet flush.wav j-e-t-s~1.wav

A 73-year-old Seattle-area grandmother was duped into sending at least $20,000 by a scam artist posing as MSNBC anchor Ari Melber. Patricia Taylor, a former Boeing employee and an avid watcher of the Comcast-owned cable news channel, began a months-long dialogue on Facebook earlier this year with someone pretending to be Melber, the Emmy-winning journalist who hosts the nightly show “The Beat with Ari Melber” on MSNBC. Taylor was convinced she was speaking with the MSNBC host, which was exploited by the poseur operating the Facebook account, according to KING 5 News in Seattle. Last Monday, Patricia Taylor flew from Seattle to New York to meet the man she thought was the MSNBC host, according to the news station. Taylor’s trip included a layover in Portland, where a relative intercepted her by tracking her cell phone, KING 5 reported. Meri Taylor said she believed that if her mother landed in New York, the scam artist would have met her and taken her hostage and demanded a ransom in exchange for her release. “They’d see how much money they could get out of us.” The Marysville, Washington police department has launched an investigation. An MSNBC spokesperson declined to comment. The fake Melber asked Patricia Taylor to send him money and gift cards to treat his sick dog, Penny. “My mom is saying, ‘You’re on TV. Don’t you have money?'” Taylor’s son, Joey Taylor, told KING 5. “He tells her he doesn’t have access to this money,” said Joey. “He tells her that it’s for Penny. ‘Please don’t let Penny die.'” According to Taylor’s daughter, Meri, her mother sent the fake Melber at least $20,000 as of Nov. 1. “There could be more,” Meri Taylor told KING 5. As if that weren’t nefarious enough, Patricia Taylor was seduced by the scammer into thinking they were in love and going to get married. The scam artist sent Patricia Taylor an engagement ring that Meri Taylor said was worth $30. Patricia Taylor grew suspicious that she was being duped, prompting the fake Melber to text her: “When did Ari Melber turn into a scammer?” The fraudster then used an AI-generated voice message that resembled the sound of Melber speaking. “You’re reading my messages and not responding. I’d never (scam) you. Have you found someone else?” the fake Melber is heard saying. According to Meri Taylor, the family staged two interventions with Patricia Taylor in an effort to convince her that the individual she was communicating with was not the real Melber. “Our mother is not a dumb person,” Meri Taylor told KING 5, noting that Patricia Taylor worked at Boeing and the University of Washington before retiring. “”How did she fall for this? How did she not see what was going on? You try to explain the logic and it doesn’t sink in.” The family is concerned that Patricia Taylor may still try to meet with the individual posing as Melber. “We just want our mom back,” Joey Taylor told KING 5.

Emmy-nominated, multi-platinum musician, Ben Folds is touring across the nation, raising money for underserved children. The genre-bending alternative rock-piano pop concert ‘Paper Airplane Request Tour‘ is a unique experience, where fans are invited to launch their song request to the stage via paper airplanes. $1 from each ticket will go towards supporting Keys For Kids, a charitable initiative spearheaded by Ben Folds that provides free piano lessons to underserved children in his home state of North Carolina. Folds first rose to fame in the mid-’90s with Ben Folds Five, he launched his solo career in 2001, and has released a New York Times best-selling memoir Dream About Lightning Bugs. The North Carolina native has interviewed several notable celebrities, such as Louisiana native and musician/composer Jon Batiste, Sara Bareilles, Bob Saget, and Rainn Wilson on his podcast, ‘Lightning Bugs.’

Something wonderful happened for me today and I hope that I'm not going to make you all very, very jealous by telling you this… A New York City online health panel that I do for $10 every year sent me a gift in appreciation today… Something I had always dreamed I'd be able to have, but never really believed I would be able to attain... A reusable canvas shopping bag!

Ann Margrock recorded her lines for her appearance on the Flintstones.

Watching Mr. and Mrs. Emerson (Mr. and Mrs. Preston?) go toe to toe this week was fun.

DEAR ABBY: I was born deaf in my right ear. No matter how many times I remind the people I am closest to, they still seem to get annoyed with me because I ask them to repeat what they say. It is especially hard for me when their backs are turned to me. Any suggestions on how to curb my anger? Yes, it does upset me because of my hearing challenge. — HEARING AS BEST AS I CAN DEAR HEARING: Curb your anger by POISONING THE ASSHOLES YOU FIND YOURSELF continuing to remind people they need to talk into your “good” ear and, when you are seated, be sure the people you are interested in conversing with are sitting to your left. If you do, it may be less stressful for all of you MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. DEAR ABBY: My husband and I have been married less than a year, and I’m pregnant with my first child. Our baby was planned, and we were thrilled. Something changed with my husband once I hit the second trimester. If I read something about pregnancy and try to share it with him, he instantly shuts me down, saying I shouldn’t believe everything I read or that I’m wasting my time. THE SOUND OF MY VOICE MAKES HIM WISH HIS HEAD WOULD EXPLODE. He doesn’t want to set up anything in the nursery, either. He keeps saying we don’t need to do it until a month before the baby is due. HE’S USUALLY POURING BABY OIL ON THE STAIRS AS HE SAYS IT. DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS ANYTHING? I’m trying to be patient and understanding, but friends have now taken a step back from talking to me and I’m feeling very isolated. I’M SURE IT’S JUST YOUR PREGNANCY GAS. The other night, my husband put me down at dinner with friends. One of them said being pregnant was the most selfish thing a woman could do, and my husband agreed! I am still hurt by the comment. I’M SURE IT’S JUST THAT HE’S A CLOSET ECOTERRORIST RANTING ABOUT OVERPOPULATION. While the person apologized for saying it and further explained their position on the subject (everyone had been drinking, except me), my husband hasn’t apologized. He refuses and says I’m idiotic for being so upset about it. I’M SURE IT’S JUST THAT HE’S GRASPING FOR EXPLANATIONS OF YOUR IDIOCY. I am at a loss here. We planned for this baby, and I thought it would bring us even closer. Now I feel incredibly alone and sad. Why would anyone say something so cruel, and why would my husband agree instead of being on my side? — EXPECTING MORE IN NEW JERSEY DEAR EXPECTING: Pregnancy is an exciting and challenging experience for all concerned, and your emotions may be heightened. Although your husband was initially enthusiastic about the idea of starting a family right away, it’s possible that during this second trimester he recognized the reality of the responsibilities that come with parenthood. It is also possible FACT that, because of your excitement about your pregnancy, it has become your main topic of conversation, which may be why your friends have stepped back. ALTHOUGH, AGAIN, I’M SURE IT’S JUST YOUR PREGNANCY GAS. The remark that was made the evening the two of you were with friends was likely fueled by too much alcohol and not enough good judgment. Your husband may have agreed because he feels jealous that your body has been “co-opted” by the baby. Not knowing him, I can’t guess at why he continues to refuse to apologize for it. LIKE THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE MAKES HIM WISH HIS HEAD WOULD EXPLODE. It seems to me you would feel less isolated if you found an older, more experienced female friend or relative to guide you through this challenging period. Also, keep up with your medical appointments to make sure everything is progressing normally. AN EXPLORATION OF LESBIANISM.

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They're dogs.