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Which I actually think they'd prefer.

I think more members would be interested if it had been Michael Ontkean naked. https://www.companyofmen.org/topic/126391-harry-hamlin-or-michael-ontkean/

It's ironic (or at least a co-inky-dink) that this topic just popped up this early morning. A few hours ago I signed 2 of my friends up for free subscriptions to Architectural Digest. Cue The Twilight Zone theme!

They've split up.

Waiter, there's a soup on my fly!

The NY POST gave it a pretty decent review: https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/west-side-story-review-spielberg-does-decent-job-with-classic/

Bride passes out, vomits and gets pooped on during disaster wedding https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/bride-faints-vomits-and-gets-pooped-on-during-wedding/

Tom Brady FaceTimes with high school team after they text Sean Murphy-Bunting by mistake https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/tom-brady-facetimes-with-high-school-team-after-they-text-sean-murphy-bunting-by-mistake/

I would have thought it was one of the opera's divas just warming up for that night's performance. And was that the Dorothy Chandler (Bing) Pavilion Center? Or did Ms. Zbornak (or Gale) have a Pavilion named after her?

I'd title that one 'A hottie and a porta-potty'

I'd love to see what this hothouse flower can grow and how big it gets.

Jennifer Aniston will recreate episodes of “The Facts of Life” for a 90-minute special set to air on ABC Dec. 7. It will be available on Hulu the following day. Aniston will play Blair. The fact that Aniston, 52, has been cast as a teenager may raise some eyebrows, but it’s all a part of the fun. Gabrielle Union, 49, Kathryn Hahn, 48, and Allison Tolman, 40, will star opposite Aniston. Ann Dowd, 65, will star as Mrs. Garrett. Live In Front of a Studio Audience” will feature recreations of classic episodes of “The Facts of Life,” as well as a revival of iconic scenes and sketches from “Diff’rent Strokes.” Kevin Hart will play Arnold Jackson, Damon Wayans will play Willis Jackson, and John Lithgow will star as Mr. Drummond. https://nypost.com/2021/11/30/jennifer-aniston-gabrielle-union-cast-in-facts-of-life-reboot/ QUICK QUIZ: What was Tootie's real name? ANSWER: Dorothy

Johnny Carson went up into the audience one night to play 'Stump the Band'... and one lady did with this little ditty she warbled: Randolph the silver cowboy Had a very shiny gun, And if you ever saw it It might even make you run. All of the other cowboys Used to laugh and call him names, They never let poor Randolph Play in any poker games. Then one foggy Christmas eve, Sheriff came to say, Randolph with your gun so bright, Won't you shoot my wife tonight? Then, how the sheriff loved him, As he shouted out with glee, Randolph the silver cowboy, You'll go down in history!

The font size I use depends on how much emphasis I want to impart. Based on all of your posts, I've always thought "There's a man who thinks smaller is better (Gee, I wonder why)." 😁😇😝😎

I've searched, but haven't found any follow-up about whether the vandal was ever caught. Or if Mike ever got his comeuppance.

I don't know it's what you want, but there's the video of Zeb Atlas & Mark Dalton together, which is a big tease because they don't actually have any kind of sex, but there's a lot of rubbing and showing off of their muscles. https://www.xvideos.com/video27061099/zeb_atlas_productions_-_mark_meets_zeb

@whipped guy : Being as shallow as @Racketjock the biggest problem in my estimation is that the UPS guys are indeed hot and there is no time for any mutual appreciation of the packaging in all its various forms. @Rudynate : The best UPS drivers ever were in Denver. They were consistently over-the top-sexy. It seemed that they had to be hiring them for their looks.

AWKWAFINA TRIVIA: She was born on my best friend's 25th birthday. Her father (whose name really is Wally) had a (sit-down) Chinese restaurant called Lum's (her real name is Nora Lum) which was THE go-to restaurant for the kids in my neighborhood who had their licenses. The food was quite good. I watched Crazy Rich Asians and The Farewell last night. 2 very different movies, but I enjoyed both.

Franco will Wander no more... The final numbers on the deal are $182MM in guarantees. There’s a $25MM club option for a 12th season, and Franco has a series of $3MM escalators based on MVP voting that can max the contract out at $223MM. Eventually the Rays will either move or get a new stadium. Either way, they should be able to afford him by the 2nd half of the contract when he'll first be entering his prime, which should make the contract a steal by then.

@Prime38 : One of Marvel's bests!! Right up there with Black Panther!! @Maxxx17 : The film is quite dynamic with a lot of special effects. Looked at 123movies and was impressed. What I like about these films is that here you immediately tune in to miracles. And the unreality of events. Elements of humor are also visible in the film. The plot of the film is interesting, in my spirit. The only thing lacking was a smoother transition from an ordinary fighter to a superhero. How quickly the reincarnation happened. I advise you to watch it I was not disappointed. @DynamicUno : the movie was quite entertaining and worth seeing in the theaters. What a MAJOR disappointment! Not quite up there with Blade Runner, Down & Out in Beverly Hills, & the most overrated movie of all time, Close Encounters of the Worst Kind, but definitely in my top-10 of "What the fuck was everyone so excited about?" movies. Thank God I didn't pay to see it. The most interesting thing is that the female half of the couple they had cocktails with at the start and end is the idiot with all the foam fingers in the AT&T ad that's been running incessantly the last few weeks.

DEAR ABBY: When my boyfriend talks about women, he doesn’t always refer to them by their name. In most cases, I don’t know the individual. But even if he does refer to her by name, what bothers me is he always follows it by describing her boobs (i.e., “the one with the big boobs, she has got to be at least a 42D, they stick straight out,” or, “she’s petite with a very small waistline”). Yet, he says he loves my figure and always expresses he loves the way I’m built. I have ignored the “big boob” comments because (I’m guessing) he gets some kind of satisfaction from making them, so I have gone along with it. However, it is becoming increasingly annoying. How can I get him to stop these comments and either refer to the women by name, or “Jerry’s wife,” “the woman” or “the lady”? Frankly, I’m not interested in the description; her name will suffice. Also, can you explain why he always slips in the description of the woman’s anatomy? — MORE THAN A BODY DEAR MORE: A direct way to get your boyfriend to cut it out would be to tell him in plain English that the graphic description of these women’s anatomy is a huge turnoff. As to your second question, your boyfriend does it because this is how he classifies the females he meets. He does not view them as individuals; he identifies them according to their anatomy. Tell him if he doesn’t cut it out you will start referring to him as ‘the one with the micropenis’ or ‘the one who can’t keep it up’ to all of his friends and family. Or maybe ‘the one whose dick isn’t getting anywhere near me until he stops his annoying habit.’

Have the reviews been as abysmal all around the country as they've been in NYC?

Jonathan Larson, who wrote Rent, and died at his home in the early morning hours of January 25, 1996, the day of its first Off-Broadway preview performance.