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Beanie (does she have a twin brother Cecil?) has tonsillitis.

I'm a manners expert — here's how to tell guests to go home politely Get the fuck out, s'il vous plait?

Christopher Meloni refuses to reveal if there were some extra pixilated squares added for his viral nude Peloton commercial. “I’d like to say we had negotiations over length, girth and swinging radius,” he jokingly tells Page Six in an exclusive interview. “But I signed a non-disclosure agreement so I really can’t speak.” Earlier this week, the buff “Law & Order” actor, 61, delighted fans with a hilarious ad for the fitness app that showed him doing a wide variety of exercises — including bicep curls, jogging, yoga and bicycle crunches — all while nude. The company took advantage of Meloni’s recent confession that he enjoys working out au naturel. Meloni says that doing the ad “was kind of a no-brainer.” “My first thought was how smart they were, then I looked at the copy and I thought it was very funny … I like smart and I like funny.” The “Oz” alum declined to state definitively if he went completely method and shot the ads naked. “I’m just telling you that I’m a very free actor,” Meloni teases. “I do my best work when I feel free.”

Don't you mean when you told them they were Christopher Guest's father and mother in law?

Lidl, a discount grocery chain, is opening a 35,000-square-foot space in the lower level of Queens Place Mall in Elmhurst. The new store is estimated to open in 2024, making it the first grocery store at the mall. There is only one other location in the borough at 19-30 37th St. in Astoria. Queens Borough President Donovan Richards Jr. said the Astoria location has been a big hit, and he’s looking forward to the same success when the new store opens in Elmhurst. “Lidl is well-known for its good-paying jobs, affordable prices and its diverse, healthy and high-quality food offerings, so we are very excited that the company will be opening a second store here in Queens,” Richards said. Lidl has previously been recognized by Food & Wine Magazine and USA Today Readers’ Choice Awards for its shopping experience. The new store will replace DSW, whose lease ends in August. Tom Grech, president and CEO of the Queens Chamber of Commerce, said that he is pleased to have a second location of the globally-recognized company in the borough. “This supermarket will seek to create quality job opportunities and provide an affordable place to buy groceries for residents of Elmhurst and the surrounding neighborhoods,” Grech said. “We look forward to celebrating the opening in 2024 and shopping at the Queens Place Mall Lidl for years to come.”

You mean Jared Kushner's grandmother-in-law?

if he can cum with a bag of groceries, then it would be a mess!

That's because he looked better in a speedo than she did.

Yeah, well we'll see if they get to take their full squad. I know you'd like to imagine that if Harrison Bader is vaccinated, he got it in the tushy (each and every time).

And I'll bet he had a timex that just kept driving along...

Maybe there will be evidence of fowl play. Did she have a pet bird?

I don't know why everybody is complaining about the price of meat. I have a grocery delivery coming tonight and ordered a cheap cut of London Broil, which I use for pot roast. Anyhoo... The online site gave an approximate weight of 2.5 pounds, which they amend with the correct weight after the order is packed. According to the invoice I got this afternoon, I was charged for .24 pounds. So, either I'm getting a 4 ounce piece of London Broil, or I was charged for .24 pounds and am getting 2.4. There are still bargains available... you just need to know where to shop.

Didn't want to type that last name.

‘Totally broke’ Armie Hammer reportedly selling timeshares in Cayman Islands https://nypost.com/2022/07/14/totally-broke-armie-hammer-reportedly-selling-timeshares-in-cayman-islands/

‘Totally broke’ Armie Hammer reportedly selling timeshares in Cayman Islands https://nypost.com/2022/07/14/totally-broke-armie-hammer-reportedly-selling-timeshares-in-cayman-islands/

My favorite drunken bar song: OLD CELLPHONES NEVER DIE... THEY JUST FADE AWAY.

The woman who gave the world Ivanka was 73. P.S. This was NOT a political post; it was a celebrity gossip post.

I meant it's ridiculous that 10 of the 26 man roster (38.5%) is unvaccinated. No other team has had more than 4. The Astros are the only team other than the Yanks who were able to take 100% of their roster. Some NL teams, of course, don't go to Toronto this year. It's being reported that the Yanks are no longer pursuing Benintendi or Taylor, since they have another series there in September and could meet them in the playoffs (if the underachieving Jays make it).

Chris Meloni, who previously has espoused his enthusiasm for working out in the buff, now is doing so in an advertisement for Peloton‘s exercise app. “Apparently, some people think the way I work out is strange,” Meloni says at the top of the new commercial, which was released Thursday. As he does bicep curls and squats in his home gym, the camera pulls back to reveal that the really, really, ridiculously fit actor is wearing nothing but socks and sneakers. “Honestly, I don’t get it.” He goes on to sing the praises of the app’s variety of exercise modalities, including yoga, meditation and running. “In the Peloton community, users are represented by two separate, yet equally motivated groups,” an announcer intones over the end of the spot. “Those who wear pants… and Christopher Meloni.” The lighthearted video comes after a few not-great TV-related moments for the company in the recent past. And Just Like That‘s Mr. Big, played by Chris Noth, had a heart attack after riding a Peloton bike in the Sex and the City continuation’s premiere. The fitness company quickly produced a wink-wink ad featuring instructor Jess King and Noth, but then pulled it after Noth was accused of sexual assault by four women. Then, in January, a Billions character also suffered a heart attack after using a Peloton bike. That character did not die, however; Peloton later said it was not aware that its product would be featured in the Showtime drama. https://tvline.com/2022/07/14/chris-meloni-naked-peloton-ad-video/

MAJOR PENNANT RACE-ALTERING NEWS: THE YANKEES HAVE REACQUIRED TYLER WADE, THOUGH THERE IS NO ROOM FOR HIM ON THE MAJOR LEAGUE ROSTER, SO HE’LL HEAD TO THE MINORS.

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The Jays have had an advantage at home this season against every team but the Yanks and 1 other because Canada's vaccination laws have left teams playing without assorted unvaccinated players when they visit, but this is ridiculous... Ten Kansas City Royals players, including four of their top hitters and their best two starting pitchers this season, will not travel to Toronto for this week's four-game series with the Blue Jays because they have not received the COVID-19 vaccination. The vaccine requirement for border-crossing travel into Canada will affect outfielder Andrew Benintendi, super utilityman Whit Merrifield, catcher MJ Melendez, first baseman/outfielder Hunter Dozier, right-hander Brad Keller, right-hander Brady Singer, center fielder Michael A. Taylor, outfielder Kyle Isbel, reliever Dylan Coleman and catcher Cam Gallagher. IN OTHER NEWS... Walk-off 3 run HR for Lin-Manuel's cousin today. After an awful start, he's hitting .260/.299/.463

So... the story changes! Did you really see the tryout at all, or are you just trying to get attention? 😇 How about transitioning? 😁 Hello, @BenjaminNicholas, it's me, God... sorry, my bad! 🤪