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The one nearest me had the Y & one of the Es blown out for the longest time, so it was POPE'S

Let me guess: Merman played Dorothy, Perkins was the Scarecrow and Liberace was Glinda the Good Witch. Who else was in the cast?

SUBWAY is giving out 1 million free 6 inch subs (first 50 customers per location) between 10 AM and noon local time TU 7/12/22. Leave tonight & prepare to camp out overnight to reserve your place in line! ADDED LATER: I've known about this for days... I'm so, so sorry I didn't post this sooner, so y'all could've planned.

Matt 'The Cardinals have been shut out in 4 of their last 8 games' Carpenter now seems to be starting full-time. He's DHing tonight and just hit his daily homer. He is now struggling along at .339/.446/.871

https://nypost.com/2022/07/09/go-ask-alice-diary-was-made-up-by-a-suburban-housewife/

The Rays have acquired Christian Bethancourt in return for 2 minor leaguers, one of whom is also a Christian! The Tigers were blown out today and for the second time this year they asked position player Kody Clemens to pitch. I wonder why they think of him when they need a pitcher... The Phillies have overtaken the Cards for the 3rd wildcard spot and today they were nursing a 1-0 lead heading into the bottom of the 9th. Cory Knebel, who lost the closer spot due to too many blown saves, came on and walked the 1st man, then an error was made to give the Cards 1st & 3rd with nobody out... so, of course, Knebel got out of it and the Phils are now 2 games up on them, 3 in the loss column.

Yes. As is former Yankee Rob Refsnyder, who had 4 hits for the Bosox tonight. BTW, Aaron Hicks is the father of Tiger Woods' great nephew... meaning the son of Tiger's niece. It's too soon to tell if he's great.

Methinks God is trying to tell MLB that he/she/they is/are Jewish. The Bosox are the only team with 2 Christians this season (Arroyo, Vasquez). They have had constant starting pitching injuries and might not make the playoffs. (They play the Yanks 14 more times). The A's have a Christian (Bethancourt) and are probably the worst team this season. They recently demoted Cristian Pache. And don't get me started on the travails of the 4th place Marlins and their 3 Jesuses... The two teams with the longest current winning streaks (the O's & Tigers) have neither a Christian nor a Jesus on their rosters. Just sayin'...

New starting corner outfielder Matt 'I hadn't started in the outfield in 9 years' Carpenter (RF last night, LF tonight) went 3-4 with a double and (of course) a HR tonight. Aaron Hicks is hitting quite well recently. Aaron Judge is not. Methinks God is trying to tell MLB that he/she/they is/are Jewish. The Bosox are the only team with 2 Christians this season (Arroyo, Vasquez). They have had constant starting pitching injuries and might not make the playoffs. (They play the Yanks 14 more times). The A's have a Christian (Bethancourt) and are probably the worst team this season. They recently demoted Cristian Pache. And don't get me started on the travails of the 4th place Marlins and their 3 Jesuses... The two teams with the longest current winning streaks (the O's & Tigers) have neither a Christian nor a Jesus on their rosters. Just sayin'...

Mrs. Marciano has filed for divorce.

What about house bands ?

Basic bitches?

Paul Lynde wasn't exactly butch when my mother, sister, aunt, & I saw him at the Westbury Music Fair (where my niece - my sister's daughter - graduated from high school in 2017!) with Waylon Flowers and Madame as the opening act. Madame wore her 'Penwah' outfit... she'd gotten it at JC Penwah. I don't recall seeing too many Hell's Angels in the crowd.

Drink them before you put the empty bottles in the freezer and you won't care that your foot hurts.

I apologize beforehand... but... when I saw the topic headline my first thought was 'Did the tiny car catch fire, trapping all the clowns inside?'

There shan't be a season 2.