samhexum

Yes, but as you have mentioned REPEATEDLY, you had an ass that would have intimidated Greek sculptors who would've feared not being able to capture its perfection. (or so you've intimated)

You're welcome, Sophia.

The soundtrack of your post:

"His Thing Was 13 Inches" is just click-bait. No such salacious details are revealed (unfortunately). He consumed James Dean's sausage, then Bobby Sherman's, Paul Newman's, Marlon Brando's... I'm assuming he was a bottom.

WHY IS FRESH MEADOWS SUDDENLY A HOTBED OF CRIME? Police from the 107th Precinct in Fresh Meadows are looking for three suspects who used a stun gun on a man before stealing more than $500,000 worth of jewelry from him on the morning of Wednesday, July 23. Police say the 39-year-old victim was walking to his vehicle, which was parked near the intersection of 73rd Avenue and 180th Street, when two strangers approached him, wearing facemasks, hats and reflective vests, at around 10:10 a.m. One of the men pulled out a stun gun and discharged it at the victim and then threw him to the ground, police said Friday. The second suspect joined in to forcefully remove the victim’s jewelry.

Nick Kurtz of the A's had a decent game tonight... 6-6, a single, a double, four homers, 6 runs, 8 RBI

Chappell Roan announces four-night Forest Hills run this fall – QNS QNS.COM Pop artist Chappell Roan will headline performances at Forest Hills Stadium in September.

THIS IS WHY I NEVER KEEP $300,000 LYING AROUND THE HOUSE... Police have been looking for the suspect since he broke into a home near Chevy Chase Street and 80th Road on the night of May 2. The intruder unlawfully entered the residence by breaking the rear window of the kitchen. Once inside, he removed various items from a bedroom closet, including jewelry, assorted bags, and a bank card. The personal property has an estimated value of $192,000. He also removed approximately $300,000 in cash. The burglar went down to the basement, where he also removed a security camera system before running off in an unknown direction. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX KORA in Sunnyside crowned Queens’ best bakery by the Queens Chamber of Commerce – QNS QNS.COM Just four months after opening in the heart of Sunnyside, KORA was named the winner of the inaugural Queens’... KORA was named the winner of the inaugural Queens’ Best Bakery competition on Wednesday. The Queens Chamber of Commerce launched the competition on June 13 and invited locals to nominate and vote for their favorite spots, with the Filipino-inspired bakery at 45-12 Greenpoint Ave. emerging as the champion XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Chappell Roan announces four-night Forest Hills run this fall – QNS QNS.COM Pop artist Chappell Roan will headline performances at Forest Hills Stadium in September.

He was 84.

one of the great actors of all time

I can definitely understand that reaction, but it fit her character.

https://youtu.be/GfFGp9nqLys

St. John’s Episcopal Hospital earns redesignation as baby-friendly hospital – QNS QNS.COM St. John's Episcopal Hospital announced that it has been officially redesignated as a baby-friendly... you mean there are baby-UNfriendly hospitals? Can I get a list, please?

3 more whiskey and bourbon brands file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy APPLE.NEWS A growing distillery joins two other Kentucky bourbon producers facing massive financial problems. Apparently there aren't enough of youze guyz.

VENUS WILLIAMS IS ENGAGED

Last week there was a story about a former minor league baseball player who was on vacation with his family who went to help some people struggling in the ocean & got pulled under & drowned. MLB prospect-turned-cop Chase Childers dies saving ... Anderson “Chase” Childers, 38, was vacationing with his family at Pawleys Island when a woman asked him for help rescuing ...

https://www.aol.com/mcdonalds-manager-allegedly-shot-mom-174457536.html McDonald's manager allegedly shot mom of teen worker who wouldn't take out trash umm... why would the teen worker's mom be expected to take out the trash?

Looking into a basement apartment? NYC proposes new safety rules. - Gothamist GOTHAMIST.COM Experts say that without proper implementation, new rules for basement and cellar units could push... Tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of New Yorkers live in basement and cellar apartments, according to research by universities and nonprofits. And yet, many of these units are illegal, largely because they pose risks to tenants during fires or floods. In 2021, when the remnants of Hurricane Ida dumped more than 8 inches of rain onto some parts of New York City, 11 people died in flooded basement apartments. At the same time, the city is in the grips of a housing crisis, and outlawing underground dwellings might only exacerbate the problem. That's why city officials proposed new rules for basement units late last week as part of an ongoing effort to keep residents safe without placing a heavy burden on homeowners to make their buildings compliant. If approved, the rules for what the city calls "ancillary dwelling units" would introduce an array of safety regulations, including a prohibition on basement and cellar apartments in flood-prone areas. Owners would also have to live in the buildings where the apartments are located. New regulations are also being proposed for other types of units, including attics and backyard cottages. The city defines basement units as dwellings that are more than halfway above curb level and cellar units as dwellings that are more than halfway below curb level. Under the proposed rules, any cellar unit would have to be equipped with two exits and an automatic sprinkler system. Yards or any other adjacent open spaces must be at least 6 inches lower than any window sills in a unit.

Discover IYKYK speakeasy in Flushing with unique cocktails and Asian tapas QNS.COM If You Know You Know (IYKYK) speakeasy has been hiding in plain sight bringing low-key vibes and an... The bar and lounge, located at 35-28 Farrington St., goes beyond the typical speakeasy experience, offering a perfect date spot or girl’s night out getaway with incredible drinks and late-night Asian tapas, from fried oysters to land and sea lumpia and many more delectable bites.

I watched the whole season in two days and really disliked her so many times for so many things. But I enjoyed the season overall, due to Jean Smart's brilliance and the very good supporting actors.

He was on a family trip. He was 54.

A Route 66 ghost town was ‘frozen in time’. Is it on the brink of a comeback? APPLE.NEWS Newberry Springs was almost lost to the desert. But as America’s ‘mother road’ turns 100, locals see hope...

Rick Springfield Calls Out ‘Today Show' Co-Host For Yawning During Interview: ‘Am I Boring You?' The singer was promoting his upcoming I Want My 80s tour with John Waite, Wang Chung, Paul Young and John Cafferty. Saw him in concert at the Brendan Byrne arena at the Meadowlands in NJ and at the Syracuse War Memorial, where the opening act was Harry Chapin's brother Tom. I found him attractive, but it was just about his albums for me... his singles were fine but I loved the other songs on his albums. Spent about an hour jumping around on youtube about a week ago, as a matter of fact. My sister had his first album, with songs about fun subjects like infidelity, lost love, God, and suicide. Just another teen heartthrob...