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Have you tried clicking your heels together three times and asking for @RadioRob's help?

Me thinks somebody accidentally adjusted his settings.

Would that be cock teasing?

Maybe it's a sign you're having a stroke. Call your doctor.

Marking 100 years since ‘The Radio Burglar’ fatally shot NYC patrolman in Woodhaven https://qns.com/2026/02/100-years-radio-burglar-shot-patrolman-woodhaven/ Nearly a century later, Patrolman Kenney has not been forgotten. In 2024, at the request of the Newtown Historical Society, the corner of 80th Street and 90th Avenue was co-named in his honor, ensuring that his sacrifice would be remembered.

I just watched Allen and Betty be the mystery guests on what's my line right after their marriage. Arlene Francis guessed "is the password marriage?"

what does an enhanced penis look like on a @purplekow?

Similar to ballet hockey boys - the raw power, rehearsed precision, and cultivated trust combining to be interpreted by the HBO's audience as grace and romance. 🥰

As much as I detest the Olympics, I'm willing to be on the investigating committee... https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7024688/2026/02/05/ski-jump-penis-enhancement-wada/ Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate

well, if anything was gonna get my interest... https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7024688/2026/02/05/ski-jump-penis-enhancement-wada/ Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate

Drain and rinse a can of red kidney beans, dump into a baking dish, level them out. Layer on some spinach, watercress, a little dill, and some dehydrated minced onion. Top with a pouch of Tasty Bite Madras lentils, level it all out. Bake at 400 degrees for 20 minutes. Makes about 4 servings, depending on your appetite.

because there isn't a number or a word in any language that represents an amount that microscopic.

you probably couldn't even correctly answer this:

Alyssa's maternity leave fill-ins: The biggest name is Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who served as a "View" co-host from 2003 to 2013, during which time she famously sparred with Rosie O'Donnell over politics and, well, pretty much everything else. Additional rotating guests include former "View" co-host Abby Huntsman (2018–2020), former Ted Cruz staffer Amanda Carpenter, former "The Talk" co-host Sheryl Underwood, comedian Whitney Cummings, and reality star Savannah Chrisley, who will kick off the rotation on February 17.

After pulling Timothy Busfield's episode of "Law & Order: SVU" from the schedule, following the actor's arrest last month, the NBC procedural has recast the role with "Dexter" vet David Zayas, according to Give Me My Remote. The episode, which was originally scheduled to premiere on Thursday, January 15, will now air on Thursday, February 26 (9 pm ET). Busfield is currently facing charges of child abuse and sexual abuse involving a minor.

Especially if he had an ass like Ilya's

Yes, it is quite unrealistic, but what starts as a well-made lifetime television movie crossed with graphic softcore gay porn turns into something much deeper and it becomes a beautiful love story about two people who take 8 years to realize they've been in love since the day they met. It's a total fantasy, the way many romantic films or series are, but it is so well done and acted that to be so dismissive about anyone else's emotional reactions to it because you didn't have any is myopic. People need escapism and feel-good entertainment every once in a while (especially nowadays). And, of course, there was that dresser...

I went to a taping of $10,000 Pyramid when I was a young'n. That's as close as I've come.

https://qns.com/2026/02/chain-businesses-common-jackson-heights/ Chain businesses becoming increasingly common in Jackson Heights

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7017114/2026/02/02/chicago-white-sox-munetaka-murakami-bidet/ Munetaka Murakami has been the premier offseason signing for the Chicago White Sox. Upon his arrival, the Japanese infielder had an interesting request for White Sox management: a bidet in the locker room. Murakami isn’t the first Japanese player to request a bidet in the locker, as he makes the trip stateside for the first time. Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Roki Sasaki made it clear to the organization when he was being courted last offseason that installing a bidet was important to him. “I was telling him about all the amenities we were adding,” Dodgers president Stan Kasten told Bill Plunkett of the OC Register in April. ‘We’re going to have this and this and this. And he asked, ‘Are you going to have Japanese-style toilets?’” The Dodgers obliged, and Sasaki agreed to sign with Los Angeles. “It sounds like a joke,” Sasaki later said through an interpreter. “But for me, it’s pretty important.” This serves as a message for MLB teams looking to attract Japanese talent: Bringing a bidet into the locker room might help win a negotiation.

https://www.tvline.com/2091669/sherri-canceled-ending-shepherd-daytime-talk-show-last-episode/