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It's a very old joke. I just googled frankenstein, igor, and the punch line.

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Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and raining very hard. Bob could barely see 20 feet in front of the car.Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree.Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to carry her to the nearest phone.Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from an old, large house. He approaches the door and knocks.A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone??""I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My master is a Doctor; come in and I will get him!"Bob brings his wife in. An elegant man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more.The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting, melody fills the house.Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise! He is further amazed as Betty sits straight up!Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory. He bursts in and shouts to his master:"Master, Master! ... The Hills are alive with the sound of music!

Down another 5 pounds, BP 120/60, blood sugar 124, EKG just fine-a-rooney! A1C 6.7. Imagine if I made more than a half-hearted effort!

(S)he should live and be well, but not make a habit of it.

But I didn't say anything after her grandfather, Liquid, died.

And just then, the theme from JAWS began to play...

I, myself, have never had any thoughts about such an uncouth topic,

That's why Scotsmen wear kilts.

Licensed Aesthetician 🧖🏻 Ma & Pa Osgood: For this, we sent you to college?!?!?

It has a sugar daddy and doesn't need to? It thinks working is just for 'the little pages'? It just wants to piss you off?

I read her autobiography. It was not a happy tome. She said you could see the bruises on her legs in Deep Throat from when her husband/manager beat her. He would pimp her out, once to three men who took her all at once in all 3 holes.

AS YOU WISH: (didn't realize you were an ABBA fan)

Mrs. & Mr. Upton are headed to Queens.

Queens man who allegedly stabbed brother 12 times to death nabbed in Florida Stabbing him to death one time wasn't enough?

Because she cares deeply about you.

Nia Long is speaking out. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, the actress, producer and director opened up for the first time about what it was like to have her family's private business broadcast to the world and also revealed the Celtics never contacted her after news of Udoka's reported affair became public. Long wouldn't comment on the status of her relationship with Udoka. She did say how grateful she was for the huge amount of support she got on social media, which helped her deal with the intense scrutiny that came after the news broke.

Yes, and famous underwear model. During the late 1970s and 1980s, Palmer was a spokesman and underwear model for Jockey brand men's briefs. He appeared in the company's national print and television advertisements as well as on billboards at Times Square in New York City and other major cities. He donated all proceeds from the sale of his underwear poster to the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation.

It's part of my Norton subscription and I never notice it except for the occasional time it can't make a wifi connection to turn on and I can't get online until it does. But that doesn't happen often & usually takes only a minute or two to resolve itself. I'm technologically illiterate, so I can't give any better details about the situation. Try it with the deep discount. What's the worst that can happen? If you don't like it, uninstall it, and you'll only be out a few bucks.

I'm sure any of these providers would be happy to bring you something Greek to eat:

The conditional option comes into play if deGrom undergoes a Tommy John surgery or any sort of right elbow/shoulder injury during the 2023-26 seasons that keeps him on the injured list for 130 consecutive days during any season, or 186 days in a row during any service period, according to The Associated Press. The 2028 conditional option is worth at least $20MM, but that number jumps to $30MM if deGrom pitches at least 625 innings during the life of the contract or finishes in the top five in Cy Young voting. Should he pitch at least 725 innings and record at least three top-five Cy Young finishes, the option will be worth $37MM. If deGrom doesn’t meet these specifications in 2023-26, the option can still be worth $37MM in 2028 if he pitches 160+ innings in 2027, has a top-five Cy Young voting finish, and is judged by an independent doctor to be healthy heading into 2028. The deal includes a full no-trade clause.

My best friend texted me a pic this morning. I don’t keep track when I sign her up for magazine subscriptions. Today she got 5 copies of Harper’s Bazaar. Which must have made her mail carrier think how (much) bizarre! this is true, btw.

(tradition, that is...) BBC cancels Christmas Day ‘Top of the Pops’ after nearly 60 years The BBC has canceled its iconic Christmas Day “Top of the Pops” show, a holiday television mainstay in England for 57 years, due to financial reasons. It began as a weekly series in 1964, featuring the Rolling Stones as its first band. It debuted its first Christmas special on Dec. 24 that year. The next year, it ran on Christmas Day. The series was the longest-running weekly musical show on television when it was taken off the air in 2006 amid faltering ratings.